As part of their bonding experience, Faramir shows Pippin
the wonders of the chain mail WEDGIE!!!
- Icarus
I just saw Gothmog in a thong! - Yaralindi
Here we see Pippin's expression just as he slips on a Banana Peel which he, unfortunately, didn't see. - Babidi Buu
How tall do you have to be to go on the quest, journey, thingy? - Doctor Gamgee
No second breakfast? Horrors! - onónë
"I wanted the ice-cream to be big, but i didn't want it to be this big!" - Babidi Buu
"Your horse is standin' on my fooooot!" - Primula
Pippin was rendered speechless when he saw Aragorn with freshly shampooed hair. - onónë
Quick, where's the loo! It came in pints! - Yaralindi
"Gandalf! It's Denethor! He's startin' a weenie-roast and we're goin' ta be late!" - Primula
Pippin finds out the hard way why men's voices always seem higher when they get off a horse.- Yaralindi
Here we see Pippin's expression just as he slips on a Banana Peel which he, unfortunately, didn't see. - Babidi Buu
How tall do you have to be to go on the quest, journey, thingy? - Doctor Gamgee
No second breakfast? Horrors! - onónë
"I wanted the ice-cream to be big, but i didn't want it to be this big!" - Babidi Buu
"Your horse is standin' on my fooooot!" - Primula
Pippin was rendered speechless when he saw Aragorn with freshly shampooed hair. - onónë
Quick, where's the loo! It came in pints! - Yaralindi
"Gandalf! It's Denethor! He's startin' a weenie-roast and we're goin' ta be late!" - Primula
Pippin finds out the hard way why men's voices always seem higher when they get off a horse.- Yaralindi
Orc: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
Saruman: Next!
- Primula
... and after that, none of the other orcs ever teased Saruman about his long fingernails again! - Icarus
Saruman: You there, small orc-thing, dictate: "Home made Botox trial #456 no good. Back to the drawing board. - bregotamer
Unbeknownst to Peter Jackson, Eve Plumb snuck into the editing booth to add her special touch ... "Lurtz, Lurtz, Lurtz!" - Doctor Gamgee
Saruman delighted in winning the Pudding Sculpture Contest every year... - Primula
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! She always gets all the cute boys! - Icarus
Okay, I admit it! Saruman MADE me give you that wedgie! - Yaralindi
Saruman: Little girl? Little girl!...I wouldn't try that if I were you!!!
Uruk: What's happening to her face? You're turning all brown and toasty....like roast beef!
Saruman: It's always the same. They always turn into roast beef. Huh, well, on with the tour! - bregotamer
Lurtz: This is how you hit the high 'C' in the finale! Don't make me tell you again! - Icarus
Saruman, thinking, "Hmmm... I knew there was a reason I have someone tasting my food before I eat it. Note to self, fire chef. Again." - onónë
C-SPAN finally gets permission to turn the cameras on for the health care debates. - Yaralindi
and
Pelosi watches as Obama "personally encourages" a Senator to vote for the health care bill. - Icarus
Why orcs don't like going to the dentist either. - onónë
Orc behind Saruman: Timmy!? Timmy! Where's my Timmy!?
Saruman: Stand back madam! We think this Mordor maggot may have swallowed your son!
Uruk out of frame: Spit 'im out!! Spit 'im out, or I'll never let you have another play date again!!! - bregotamer
Snogzat's yodeling was the life of Saruman's parties, especially when he used other orcs for the warbling high parts. - Primula
If I told you once, I told you twice, don't eat the Legos!- Yaralindi
And now.... The Larch. No wait, that's Lurtz, sorry! <crack>
Saruman: Cut them all down, even The Larch! - Yaralindi
Aragorn introduces Cosmic Bowling to Middle Earth.
- onónë
"Alas, Poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!..." - onónë
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall....wait, I'm holding it. Are you guys sure this incantation will make it talk to me?"- Fíriel
Aragorn introduces Cosmic Bowling to Middle Earth. - onónë
Aragorn in best Verizon commercial voice: "Can you hear me now?" - Dinelleth
When they asked if I wanted a digital reader, I thought they meant a Kindle! - lindorie
"Arwen's cooking needs a little help here. But I just have to keep smiling and pretending everything is OK ..."
It took 15 minutes and a mithril crobar to get the Arwen's Elvish Muffin off of Aragorn's hand... - Doctor Gamgee
If your Christmas ornaments are brighter than most of your family - you might be a redneck. - Yaralindi
Much to his companions' dismay, Aragorn was thoroughly enjoying his new Magic 8-Ball. "Does Arwen love me?" "Will I lose this battle?" "Am I ruggedly handsome?" "Do I really need to bathe?" "Is my hair receding?" - onónë
Professon Trelawney said that Aragorn had no talent in reading the crystal ball, but did keep mentioning that she saw a large black creature in his future. - Lindorie
Aragorn catches his reflection in the Palantir and thinks, "2 years without a bath, and still a good lookin' guy!" - onónë
Aragorn thought that being the referee at the Hobbit basketball championship sould be a LOT more fun than this! - Icarus
Wow! On the contrary, I didn't think I looked THAT good! - bregotamer
So, the Arquillians are going to blow up Middle Earth if we don't give them the Galaxy. Agent F, you take The Ring and head to Mordor. Maybe destroying that will distract them somehow.
Aragorn whispers to self: The truth is, I make this hair look goood! - Yaralindi
Aragorn: "A little to the left... no. No, there was a clearer picture where it was before. No... now it's gone all cloudy again. Pippin! Will you stop messing around and get the antenna in the right place or we're going to miss CSI:Minis Tirith!" - onónë
Now that'sa soma spicey meatah ball! - Yaralindi
I see a tall, dark and unwashed stranger in your future... oh, wait... that's me. - Daughter of Kings
Okay, Mr. erm, Sauron is it? Can you turn your head and cough please? - Yaralindi
Aragorn marvels at the fact that after 3 days of sucking on it, the giant jawbreaker was the same size as when he started. - Frodosmiss
