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Merry, Pippin and Aragorn blurred, wrestling

"We're caught in a tractor beam! It's pulling us in!!!"
- onónë

"Kum-ba-yah... haha! Now let's sing it really really fast! Kumbayahm'lordkumbayah...!"  - Primula

And here are the boys with that nice chap we met while at the Huorn Hyatt.
Of course, they could never stand still, but don't they look like they're having fun?!! - Yaralindi

Dom: "Viggo, check out this new chord Billy and I learned on the guitar today!" - Icarus

Aragorn couldn't quite resist taking Merry's dare to stand up on the roller-coaster... his first and last time.... - Primula

"Here we have a picture of Aragorn, Merry and Pippin. Unfortunately for Merry and Pippin, the camera snapped just in time for the two hobbits to sneeze at the same time. Aragorn did his best to get out of the way and fast.." - Babidi Buu

Frodo to Sam: Wait... where did this picture come from? And this one? Sam! Did you "borrow" my camera?? - onónë

Fran to Phillipa upon seeing this picture: "Peter's going to KILL that screen editor!" - Icarus

Sam pushes Merry and Pippin away from the Gaffer's home brew. "Me Gaffer was right! Keep away from this stuff. This WILL put hair on your chest...and a bit more." - Doctor Gamgee

"You put your head in. You put your head in and you shake it all about!" - Yaralindi

Who knew Aragorn was a dementor? - Frodosmiss

"Hwooah! Elrond's white Oliphaunt may be faster than walkin', but I think I'm gettin' seasick." - Primula

The head-banging craze reaches Middle Earth... with disastrous results. - - onónë

"For the Shire!" - Icarus

True, Aragorn was still sure his one parachute would work for the three of them, but only now did he realize he hadn't left a free hand to pull the cord... - Primula

Gimli should never have used habanero peppers in the coney stew. - Yaralindi

Aragorn: You heard Lind, lads. Put down the cupcakes and back away from the craft table... - Doctor Gamgee


Nazgul dive-bombs a Gondorian soldier

de Plane! de Plane!
- Lindorie

"Screeeech! No, no - don't hack up a hairball now!" - Primula

Isn't my Nazgul kite just the coolest thing? - Frodosmiss

Through a warp in the time-space continuum, the Nazgul and Elendil were able to participate in the same scene. If you look closely, you can see Mr. Spock in the far background. - Icarus

Elendil knew he should have asked about his fiance's family before the wedding. - Yaralindi

"I'm not falling for that old 'oh look, there's a Nazgul behind you' bit again!" - Primula

As yet another senator prepares for a town-hall meeting, Nancy Pelosi swoops in for moral support.  - Yaralindi  (Which one is she? - Prim)

Elendil is about to become the most recent victim of Mordor's new multibillion dollar Stealth Bomber. - Lindorie

The Fell Beast: "Stop it... that tickles! - Icarus

"I wonder if that new cologne of mine really brings out the animal in anything?" - Primula

King's knight to king's bishop 3 - check. - Yaralindi

Then, just at the top of his swing, someone sneezed. - Primula

Nazgul: Left , turn left fell beast!! Stupid thing needs glasses I tell ya! - Yaralindi

Fell Beast: "Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the waaabbit!" - Primula

Merry greets Gandalf at the opening of RotK

(high, squeaky voice)  Gandalf! Help! I breathed from Saruman's tank called H-E-L-I-U-M!
- Yaralindi

"Come give your ooooooooold friend a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug!" - Gandalf the White

"I caught an orc that was THIIIIIIS Big!" - Icarus

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! - Primula

Hope you brought a shovel for mucking the stables...all those horses...- Doctor Gamgee

Gandalf: Who does that hobbit think he is? An angel? Just because the lighting guys put the spotlight in the wrong place?  - Eruvanne

"GAAAh! Giant hobbits! Saruman, what have you DONE?"  - Bergil

Merry: "Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!"
Gandalf: "Whose brilliant idea was it to get him those acting lessons???"
Aragorn: "At least it's not 'To eat or not to eat, that is the question' again." - onónë

Merry: Okay...stop me if you've heard this one....A wizard, a king and an elf go into a bar...
Gandalf, under his breath: This place really needs to improve its floor show... - Frodosmiss

Gandalf started looking around for projectiles as Merry began another chorus of "Oh, what a beautiful morning!" -  onónë

"Welcome to the Emerald City!" - Starflower

Faramir
"I think it's time to eat the minstrels now."
- Icarus

Val-de-Reee.
Val-de-raaah! - Doctor Gamgee

All right, no more Mr. Nice-Guy. Who forgot to pack the marshmallows this time?"  - Primula

That's strange... the sun seems to be setting in the east. - onónë

"Find me that nefarious trio...Boyens, Walsh, and Jackson. Bring them to me and I will make them pay for slandering me and besmirching my character!"  - Lindorie

Didja hear that? It sounded like the growl of someone unimpressed with the treatment of my character in the movie franchise! - Frodosmiss

I have a bow, but no quiver... how odd. If I don't find an arrow soon, I'm going to have to shoot my sword. - Daughter of Kings

You traded our horses for... magic beans!? - bregotamer

That ugly woman...she's still following me. - Primula

No...I'm NOT Robin Hood and these are NOT merrymen! As a matter of fact, they're quite miserable, thank you very much! - Frodosmiss

Faramir: Well, you have appealed to my sense of duty, and my duty is only too clear. I abhor your infamous calling; I shudder at the thought that I have ever been mixed up with it; but duty is before all, and at any price I will do my duty. - onónë

Faramir: Well, you have appealed to my sense of doody, and my doody is only too clear. I abhor your infamous calling; I shudder at the thought that I have ever been mixed up with it; but doody is before all, and at any price I will do my doody.
Man in the back: *heh-heh* He said doody! *heh-heh!*  - Frodosmiss

Men in Background:
With aspect stern
And gloomy stride,
We come to learn
How you decide.

Don't hesitate
Your choice to name,
A dreadful fate
You'll suffer all the same.
A dreadful fate
You'll suffer all the same.

Faramir (muttering to himself): Never should have given them time off to see the Mikado.  - onónë

I don't care what father says. I AM the very model of a modern major general!  - Lindorie

 I don't care if Gilbert and Sullivan satires are funny, I will not sing, "For I am a Pirate Warder" at Denethor's Birthday Party! - Doctor Gamgee

I am the Slave of Duty. - Lindorie

What do you mean, I'm only 5 and a quarter years old? - Primula

Who's saying that I'm a poor wandering one? I know perfectly well what I'm doing. *under his breath* I think. - Eruvanne
If that darned Hobbit sings 'I am little Buttercup' one more time, I'll shoot him myself! - Lindorie

Faramir (under his breath): I've got a little list of my own... and the next person to make a crack about being lost goes straight to the top of it! - onónë


Frodo and Sam with the Phial - Rankin-Bass

"Wonder Twin powers... ACTIVATE!"
- Icarus

Frodo and Sam were very careful not to let Tinkerbell escape their grasp again. - Starflower

Sam: You use the Galadriel Tooth Whitener!
Frodo: No, you use the Galadriel Tooth Whitener! - Yaralindi

Sam and Frodo confuse "Ring Bearer" with a game of Run Around the May Pole. - bregotamer

Ow! Sam, no more scuffing your feet on the carpet! - Lindorie

Frodo and Sam lift up Galadriel's Marvelous Can of Spammy Goodness!
Evil Orcs: "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"
Simon, The Orc: "Can I have some with baked beans, please?" - Yaralindi

Frodo and Sam were beginning to think Galadriel's secret club wasn't worth the effort - for one thing, it had really foolish hats. - Primula

Frodo: Are you sure about this, Sam? I mean trying to use this salt shaker as a homing beacon.
Sam: Of course, Mr. Frodo. I've seen hundreds of pictures and they all turned out fine. (under his breath) Well, one of them did at least.  - Eruvanne

Frodo: It's my firefly! I caught it!
Sam: It's my jar! - Daughter of Kings

Leggo my Eggo! - Doctor Gamgee




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