The Supply Closet 
A
relating of the virtual 'supplies for swooning'
as inventoried by
halavana and others of the Fellowship
Board
Bean-bags and
variations:
Wood-bags,
Mortenson-bags,
Bloom-bags, Hill-bags, Tyler-bags, Otto-bags,
Boyd-bags, Figwit-bags,
Urban-bags, Blanchett-bags, Parker-bags,
Astin-bags, Dom-bags,
Martin-bags, Mark-bags, Sala-bags, Lawrence-bags,
Bruce-bags...
South
Wall:
Standard swooning cushions (choose
your favorite, or take several!)
North
Wall:
Mops
Buckets
Squeegies, small, medium & extra long handled
Shmatas
Tea towels
Sponges
Paper towels
Industrial sized
fans
Fanning leaves
Hammocks
Smelling salts
Aspirin
Eye drops
Beta blockers
Thermometer
Air conditioner
Oscillating fans
Hand fans
Hip waders
Portable defibrillator
Plastic covers for keyboards
Straw tatami mats
Medicine chest for "personal items"
Heavy duty, extra strength deluxe sump pump
Virtual good luck
charms -
added 8-7-04
Jaw belts (for dropping jaws,
in various colors
with padding)
Toothpicks (for
propping up eyelids
during extended viewings)
Sump-pump to keep the floor dry of excessive
drooling.
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