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To the Tune of: Turkey in the Straw Fun, Fun, Fun Down in the Valley Help Me Rhonda The Pirate King Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Four Leaf Clover Old Grey Mare School Days The Lonely Goatherd People Will Say We're in Love Seventy-Six Trombones |
Hobbit in the Hole
(to the tune of Turkey in the Straw)
Oh there was a little hobbit and he had a little Ring;
He kept it on a chain 'cause he didn't have a string,
And he liked to fill his table, always eating like a King,
Disappearing when he wanted to, he didn't lack a thing.
Hobbit in the hole,
Hobbit in the hole,
Round and warm and cheerful,
Dry and comfortable;
With a pantry to fill every plate and bowl,
There is nothing quite so comfy as a
Hobbit in the hole.
Oh there was a little hobbit, and he wore some workin' pants,
As he puttered in the flowerbeds, tending all the plants.
He liked to hear the far-off tales 'bout Elven ele-gance,
But when it came to keeping fed, he didn't take a chance.
Oh there was a little hobbit and he had a cheerful smile.
For his friends he was a-willin' to go that extra mile,
With a happy voice a-singing, tellin' stories all the while,
He'd rather have a pint of ale than a treasure pile.
Oh there was a little hobbit, bit more sensible than most:
Loyalty and bravery were hallmarks he could boast,
But most of all he wanted to just sit and eat some toast -
Spread it thick with honey-butter, serve it with a roast!
Oh there was a little hobbit, in whose spirit was no lack,
Who grew up hearing stories about a-goin' there and back.
For the bearing of a nasty Ring he had a certain knack -
Still he took a lot of apples in his well-stuffed pack!
(to the tune of "Fun Fun Fun" by the Beach Boys)
Well he got some warnings dire
And he's travelin' through the breadth of the land now
Seems he's cloaked all about and not shining;
He looks like an old man now.
And with the orcs right behind him
Goes runnin' just as fast as he can now
He'll have to run run run
'Til the hobbit takes the One Ring away
(Run run run 'til the hobbit takes the One Ring away)
Sar-u-man can't stand him
'Cause he looks nice and rides a good race now
(You have a new face, now you have a new face)
He makes fast marching armies
Look like they're creeping at a slow snail's pace now
(You're ridin' a race, now you're ridin' a race)
All the bad guys try to catch him
But he leads them on a wild goose chase now
(Leave dust in their face now, leave dust in their face)
He'll have to run run run
'Til the hobbit takes the One Ring away
(Run run run 'til the hobbit takes the One Ring away)
Well you knew all along
Rohan's king was gettin' wise to you now
(He thought you had lied, now he thought you had lied)
But since you took his Shadowfax
You've been riding like the wind blowin' through now
(You really can ride, now you really can ride)
But he can come along with you
'Cause you gotta a lot of things to do now
(He's ready to ride now, he's ready to ride)
We'll have to run run run til that hobbit takes the One Ring away
(Run run run til that hobbit takes the One Ring away)
We'll have to run run run til that hobbit takes the One Ring away
(Run run run til that hobbit takes the One Ring away)
(repeat 6x with high pitched "oooos")
Elves in the valley, this valley so sweet
As you recover, hear Elrond greet.
Hear Elrond greet, dear, hear Elrond greet
As you recover, hear Elrond greet.
Hobbits love pipeweed, Hobbits love food,
Elrond in wisdom knows this is true.
Knows this is true, dear, knows this is true,
Elrond in wisdom knows this is true.
I have been traveling, this house looks good.
Answer my question, "Will there be food?"
"Will there be food?, dear, will there be food?"
Answer my question, "Will there be food?"
WITCH-KING:
Oh, better far to sniff and fly
Under the red-black flag I fly,
Though I play a servitudinous part
For a One-Eyed head with a blackened heart.
Apart from the living world, we frown,
Where flooding made our horses drown,
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
A wraith am I, an Undead King.
For I am an Undead King!
And it is, it is a hideous thing
To be an Undead King!
For I am an Undead Kiiiiing!
WRAITHS:
You are!
Hurrah for the Undead King!
WITCH-KING:
And it is, it is a hideous thing
To be an Undead King.
WRAITHS:
It is!
Hurrah for the Undead King!
Hurrah for the Undead King!
WITCH-KING:
When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I shriek a few more times, it's true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But if that king on his living throne,
Really wants to call his crown his own,
He must manage somehow to get through
The dirty work that ever I do,
For I am an Undead King!
And it is, it is a hideous thing
To be an Undead King!
For I am an Undead Kiiiiiiing!
WRAITHS:
You are!
Hurrah for the Undead King!
WITCH-KING:
And it is, it is a hideous thing
To be an Undead King.
WRAITHS:
It is!
Hurrah for the Undead King!
Hurrah for the
Undead King!
Itty Bitty Ring Thing
(to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Itty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Itty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Itty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing!
Oh! You!
Pretty little Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
We loathe you!
And this
Pretty bitty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Loathes us too!
High! Low!
Every where we go,
We're fleeing, hiding from his Eye.
Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
This fine, gold, precious lie.
You're uncategorical;
A flame-burning oracle,
A fantasmagorical deceit!
You're destruction's spectacular -
To use the vernacular,
"Nuke it!":
Destroy it,
Complete!
Oh! Itty,
You! bitty,
Pretty little Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
We loathe you!
And itty,
His bitty,
Pretty little Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Loathes us too!
High itty,
Low bitty,
Anywhere we go,
We hide it, keep it from his Eye.
Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
This fine, gold, precious lie!
Oh! You!
Pretty little Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing
We loathe you!
And to
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
What we'll do!
Near! Far!
Tho' a hand it mar, oh,
With a rending toss it'd fry.
Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
This fine, gold, precious lie!.
You're sleekness is greed-able,
Your runes are unreadable,
You'll warp everybody's mind today!
You'll glide on his finger tip,
With pride in your ownership,
To take over all you can sway!
Oh! itty,
You! bitty,
Pretty itty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
We loathe you!
And itty,
to bitty,
Pretty little Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
What we'll do!
Near itty,
Far bitty,
On a mountain far, oh
What a horrid time we'll try.
Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
This fine, gold, precious lie!
Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
This fine, gold, precious lie!
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Itty bitty Ring thing,
Fine, gold, precious,
Itty bitty trap.