Ten Possible Categories for Middle-earth Jeopardy:
Obscure Verses on Ancient History
Things to Throw
Sounds heard in the Dark
Unusual Inheritances
Glowing Objects
Pathetic Poetry
Horns a-Plenty
Unexpected Comebacks
Synonyms for Hobbit
Name that Sword
Additions:
Name that Food
Elvish Names
Short People got One Hobbit
Less is "Mor" (all the answers begin with Mor)
He's the Bomb-a-Dilly (Street slang for character's names)
Weapons left outside Meduseld's Doors
Types of treey ents
Hobbits with flower/plant names
Items floating in Eowyn's Stew
Galadriel's other mirrors were..
Tengwar Tongue Twisters
Teleri for You
Sindarin 'R' Us
- Daisy
Gold, Dinledhwen, Doctor Gamgee, MithrandirCQ, Primula
topTop Ten Jokes Ents Hate
10 -- Ents in the Make-up trailer, "No, not Paul Mitchell, Paul Bunyan
9 -- Treebeard, did you comb your hair with a chainsaw?
8 -- Say, "Let's Make like a tree and leaf" one more time, Pippin, and I am giving you to Saruman!
7 -- Production stopped for a day after an unnamed extra ducked behind an Ent to relieve himself.
6 -- Saruman's joke, "I can't see the forest for the Ents!" was what triggered the attack on Isengard.
5 -- "Look, I'm Treebeard, He's Quickbeam. And enough of the "Barking up the wrong Ent jokes!"
4 -- Old man Willow silenced the room when he entered the cast party in Corn Rows.
3 -- Galadriel saying she needed to dye her roots never made sense to the Trees of the Golden Wood.
2 -- If an Ent falls in the woods, do the Huorns laugh?
1 -- Treebeard say, "Yes, Bears DO, now stop asking!"
- Doctor Gamgee
topTop Ten Things Lord Elrond’s Kids Should Never Admit To Him
10. Arwen: “Ada I have a heart shaped tattoo with Aragorn’s name in it on my arm.”
9. The Twins: “Ada we were the ones who slipped that whoopee cushion under the cushion Frodo was using doing the feast.”
8. Arwen: “Ada you really should do something about that receding hair line of yours.”
7. The Twins: “Ada I think its time for all elves to get in touch with their inner dwarf like Legolas did.”
6. Arwen: “Ada while I was making a banner for Aragorn, I also was making me something slinky to wear on our wedding night.”
5. The Twins: “Ada we were the ones who kept dropping all those leaves on everyone at your “secret” meeting.”
4. Arwen: “Ada I would rather go on a Caribbean cruise.”
3. The Twins: “Ada we were the ones who toilet papered the White Tree of Gondor.”
2. Arwen: “Ada, Grandmother Galadriel lets me do whatever I want!”
1. The Twins: “Ada, Mother had an affair with Glorfindel so we and Arwen are not your children.”
1. You know it is hot outside when the One Ring melts in 2.5 seconds.
2. You know it is hot outside when the Balrog seeks shade.
3. You know it is hot outside when Gimli asks Aragorn to toss him in the pool.
4. You know it is hot outside when the water in Lady Galadriel’s mirror boils.
5. You know it is hot outside when Sam can fry up nice crispy bacon on the sidewalk.
6. You know it is hot outside when the Palantír blows a fuse.
7. You know it is hot outside when Farmer Maggot’s vegetables steam cook in the field.
8. You know it is hot outside when Legolas’ heat exhausted fan girls swamp emergency rooms everywhere.
9. You know it is hot outside when it burns Éowyn’s stew and saves thousands from food poisoning.
10. You know it is hot outside when Gandalf’s fireworks can set themselves off.
- Dinledhwen
Top Ten Birthday Presents That You Wouldn’t Want To Give To Legolas and Why
10. Binoculars – He’s DEFINITELY doesn’t have a problem seeing distances!
9. A Subscription to The Hair Club for Men – Yeah right. Whoever saw a balding elf?
8. A Bow With Arrows That Have Suction Cups – WARNING!! This could jeopardize your health!
7. Hair Ribbons – See the above warning.
6. An All Expense Paid Vacation to Go Spelunking – No doubt he would offer gold to be excused from this so if you’re looking to make some money…
5. A Clock – Time doesn’t mean anything to someone who’s immortal.
4. A Membership to a Gym – Pointless.
3. A Scale – Whoever saw an Elf that needed to lose weight?
2. A Gift Certificate to a Hair Salon – Useless. He no doubt knows more about hair then they do!
1. Éowyn’s Stew – Now this is just plain twisted!
Ten birthday presents you wouldn't want to give Gimli:
10. A moustache-trimming and waxing set.
9. Rubber safety tips for his axe.
8. A nice, light salad with nonfat dressing.
7. A fillet knife. (What? You want it off the bone?)
6. Tanning lotion.
5. A gift certificate for a manicure.
4. A wood-burning kit. (This is useless! Hand me my chisel.)
3. A handy Pocket Guide to Elven Constellations.
2. A solar-powered flashlight. (Drat, it went out again - now I'll have to hike 25 miles back to the surface to recharge it!)
1. Hair-b-gone.
Top Ten Gifts you wouldn't give to Orcs(or Uruks):
1. Charm school lessons
2. A makeover from the Queer Eye guys
3. An invitation to High Tea
4. The Miss Manners book
5. Any book
6. A toothbrush
7. Any dental supplies
8. Maggoty bread (hehe, sounds like they already have plenty)
9. A tie
10. A World's Greatest Boss plaque for them to give to Sauron .
11. You
know it is hot outside when even Caradhras is sweating. - Daughter of Kings
12. You know it is hot outside when you can smell Aragorn from three miles away. - Laiquendi
13. you know it's hot outside when Gandalf the grey becomes Gandalf the shockingly pale at the bywater pool. - Lindorie
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12. You know it is hot outside when you can smell Aragorn from three miles away. - Laiquendi
13. you know it's hot outside when Gandalf the grey becomes Gandalf the shockingly pale at the bywater pool. - Lindorie
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Top Ten Birthday Presents That You Wouldn’t Want To Give To Legolas and Why
10. Binoculars – He’s DEFINITELY doesn’t have a problem seeing distances!
9. A Subscription to The Hair Club for Men – Yeah right. Whoever saw a balding elf?
8. A Bow With Arrows That Have Suction Cups – WARNING!! This could jeopardize your health!
7. Hair Ribbons – See the above warning.
6. An All Expense Paid Vacation to Go Spelunking – No doubt he would offer gold to be excused from this so if you’re looking to make some money…
5. A Clock – Time doesn’t mean anything to someone who’s immortal.
4. A Membership to a Gym – Pointless.
3. A Scale – Whoever saw an Elf that needed to lose weight?
2. A Gift Certificate to a Hair Salon – Useless. He no doubt knows more about hair then they do!
1. Éowyn’s Stew – Now this is just plain twisted!
- Dinledhwen
topTen birthday presents you wouldn't want to give Gimli:
10. A moustache-trimming and waxing set.
9. Rubber safety tips for his axe.
8. A nice, light salad with nonfat dressing.
7. A fillet knife. (What? You want it off the bone?)
6. Tanning lotion.
5. A gift certificate for a manicure.
4. A wood-burning kit. (This is useless! Hand me my chisel.)
3. A handy Pocket Guide to Elven Constellations.
2. A solar-powered flashlight. (Drat, it went out again - now I'll have to hike 25 miles back to the surface to recharge it!)
1. Hair-b-gone.
- Primula
Top Ten Gifts you wouldn't give to Orcs(or Uruks):
1. Charm school lessons
2. A makeover from the Queer Eye guys
3. An invitation to High Tea
4. The Miss Manners book
5. Any book
6. A toothbrush
7. Any dental supplies
8. Maggoty bread (hehe, sounds like they already have plenty)
9. A tie
10. A World's Greatest Boss plaque for them to give to Sauron .
- Empress JuJu
Top 10 words of advice from Frodo's stylist
He was weathly, right? ;)
10. I promise you, sideburns are the latest trend!
9. With that complexion, green colored contacts would look fabulous!
8. Even if you are allergic to velvet, everyone is wearing it!
7. Perhaps you should wear slacks, to cover your knocked-knees
6. I've arranged for you to see the orthodontist about that space
5. Hot Wax should take care of your hairy foot problem
4. Suspenders? They are so 80's!
3. We really need to do something about your weight problem
2. Gah! Your nails make you look like a gardener
and the top 10 words of advice from Frodo's stylist:
Gold is out this year deary. Silver, Silver, Silver!!
Top 10 words of advice from Frodo's stylist
He was weathly, right? ;)
10. I promise you, sideburns are the latest trend!
9. With that complexion, green colored contacts would look fabulous!
8. Even if you are allergic to velvet, everyone is wearing it!
7. Perhaps you should wear slacks, to cover your knocked-knees
6. I've arranged for you to see the orthodontist about that space
5. Hot Wax should take care of your hairy foot problem
4. Suspenders? They are so 80's!
3. We really need to do something about your weight problem
2. Gah! Your nails make you look like a gardener
and the top 10 words of advice from Frodo's stylist:
Gold is out this year deary. Silver, Silver, Silver!!
- Rosie
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Why did Frodo keep the Ring?
10 reasons why Frodo decided to keep the Ring
10: It was stuck on his finger and he couldn't get it off
9: It goes with everything in his wardrobe
8: He was thinking of giving it to Rosie and seeing if she'd marry him instead of Sam
7: He wanted to hit the road with the Ringwraiths and be in the next Harry Potter movie as a Dementor.
6: Everyone else cool in Middle earth has a ring
5: He was afraid Bilbo would disown him if he lost his family heirloom
4: It came in handy when he snuck into theaters to see LOTR over and over again
3: Invisible people don't have to wait in line
2: He was starting to enjoy the attention
and the #1 reason Frodo decided to keep the Ring....
... He couldn't think of a wish before he threw it in!
Why did Frodo keep the Ring?
10 reasons why Frodo decided to keep the Ring
10: It was stuck on his finger and he couldn't get it off
9: It goes with everything in his wardrobe
8: He was thinking of giving it to Rosie and seeing if she'd marry him instead of Sam
7: He wanted to hit the road with the Ringwraiths and be in the next Harry Potter movie as a Dementor.
6: Everyone else cool in Middle earth has a ring
5: He was afraid Bilbo would disown him if he lost his family heirloom
4: It came in handy when he snuck into theaters to see LOTR over and over again
3: Invisible people don't have to wait in line
2: He was starting to enjoy the attention
and the #1 reason Frodo decided to keep the Ring....
... He couldn't think of a wish before he threw it in!
- Lothithil
Frodo-lad, odo-cad
Best hobbit in the Shire
Wizard agreed with me
You are my heir
I must away from here
Escape the relatives
Adventuristicly
Going back there
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Isildur, twizledur
Got the Ring from Sauron
He claimed it for himself
Ages ago
He met a sticky end
Travelling Rhovanion
Aquamortality
Sinks like a stone
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What Happened To The Easterlings?
OK, we see a big bunch of Easterlings march into Mordor in TTT, ready for battle. "Some thousands, more come every day." Suuuure. But where were they in ROTK? Some guesses what may have happened to the poor people...
10) They were all fired after the 'Elven Cloak' debacle and sent home.
9) Southrons were way less demanding about trailers and such.
8) Sauron tried to melt another Ring out of them. It's been a while, so it took a few tries.
7) Well, cave trolls gotta eat something...
6) Legolas' Cool Elven Stunt wouldn't have looked half so cool on a camel.
5) The eeevil magnet of (best Elrond voice) Morrrdorrr.
4) Sauron was really jealous of their pretty eye-liner and fed them to Shelob (mmmm... canned catfood).
3) What do you think they fueled Grond with?
2) Maybe PJ saved them for the EE DVD?
Nooo, this HAS to be the reason...
1) They were talked out of it by one who was True-Hearted...
Best hobbit in the Shire
Wizard agreed with me
You are my heir
I must away from here
Escape the relatives
Adventuristicly
Going back there
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isildur, twizledur
Got the Ring from Sauron
He claimed it for himself
Ages ago
He met a sticky end
Travelling Rhovanion
Aquamortality
Sinks like a stone
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What Happened To The Easterlings?
OK, we see a big bunch of Easterlings march into Mordor in TTT, ready for battle. "Some thousands, more come every day." Suuuure. But where were they in ROTK? Some guesses what may have happened to the poor people...
10) They were all fired after the 'Elven Cloak' debacle and sent home.
9) Southrons were way less demanding about trailers and such.
8) Sauron tried to melt another Ring out of them. It's been a while, so it took a few tries.
7) Well, cave trolls gotta eat something...
6) Legolas' Cool Elven Stunt wouldn't have looked half so cool on a camel.
5) The eeevil magnet of (best Elrond voice) Morrrdorrr.
4) Sauron was really jealous of their pretty eye-liner and fed them to Shelob (mmmm... canned catfood).
3) What do you think they fueled Grond with?
2) Maybe PJ saved them for the EE DVD?
Nooo, this HAS to be the reason...
1) They were talked out of it by one who was True-Hearted...
- Avondster
