Ten Things Frodo Might have Heard, But Didn't
Gandalf: What, it's cursed and needs to be destroyed? I can't take it
myself, but I'd be glad to put it in a bag and send it off with an
Eagle for you.
Boromir: Boy, the Ring you have is sure calling to me. How about
I go ahead as a scout or something so I'm not so close to it?
Aragorn: Forget Merry and Pippin - the way those hobbit families
are, there'll be plenty more Tooks and Brandybucks were they came from,
but there's only one Ringbearer!
Gollum: Sssso sssorry we are, yes yes, sorry we bothered you. The preciousss is yours, fair and sssquare.
Faramir: The Ring...will go to Gondor. Wait, was that my "out loud" voice?
Sam: Sorry Mr. Frodo, this is my water-bottle, remember?
Pippin: Elrond's right, I'm too young for something like this. See you when you get back!
Tom Bombadil: For going on a dangerous quest, Ol' Tom he is the Master,
and Tom he is a-doing it 'cause Tom, his feet are faster!
Galadriel: I think your quest is very, very, very important. I'll
send along a contingent of my best Elves to help you along the way and
shoot, I might even come along myself!
The Eye: *blink blink* Oh, nevermind. It's just a hobbit. Carry on.
Top 10 words of advice from Frodo's stylist
He was weathly, right? ;)
10. I promise you, sideburns are the latest trend!
9. With that complexion, green colored contacts would look fabulous!
8. Even if you are allergic to velvet, everyone is wearing it!
7. Perhaps you should wear slacks, to cover your knocked-knees
6. I've arranged for you to see the orthodontist about that space
5. Hot Wax should take care of your hairy foot problem
4. Suspenders? They are so 80's!
3. We really need to do something about your weight problem
2. Gah! Your nails make you look like a gardener
and the top 10 words of advice from Frodo's stylist:
Gold is out this year deary. Silver, Silver, Silver!!
Why did Frodo keep the Ring?
10 reasons why Frodo decided to keep the Ring
10: It was stuck on his finger and he couldn't get it off
9: It goes with everything in his wardrobe
8: He was thinking of giving it to Rosie and seeing if she'd marry him instead of Sam
7: He wanted to hit the road with the Ringwraiths and be in the next Harry Potter movie as a Dementor.
6: Everyone else cool in Middle earth has a ring
5: He was afraid Bilbo would disown him if he lost his family heirloom
4: It came in handy when he snuck into theaters to see LOTR over and over again
3: Invisible people don't have to wait in line
2: He was starting to enjoy the attention
and the #1 reason Frodo decided to keep the Ring....
... He couldn't think of a wish before he threw it in!
Okay, I'll leave the lists to the experts! *chuckle*