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As is my hobbit, top 10 reasons why Eowyn chose Faramir over Aragorn

10.He's available
9. He's not suicidle (Paths of the Dead *cough*)
8. He doesn't wear prissey Elven jewlery
7. Faramir never had to glue HIS sword back together
6. He is a little more realistic about his women (bloody Elves)
5. He wasn't an only child
4. He's also an orphan... now
3. He also has his own kingdom
2. He's a little less depressing (but not by much)

and the #1 reason Eowyn chose Faramir over Aragorn...

1. He's always clean
- Elvenstar