-Lordofthejedi
Things Denethor Wouldn't Do
he wouldn't have:
invited aragorn for dinner
have asked gandalf if he wanted a seat
asked pippin to join him for dinner
have given faramir a hug before he(faramir) was going
he wouldn't have bought a car..
- Mrspippin
Denethor would never take Faramir on a father/son campout.
- Elfriend67
And I don't think he would have ever have let ANYONE else but him light the fireworks....
- Evermind
He would never use a knife and fork
He would never say "please"
He would never say "thank you"
He would never say "please"
He would never say "thank you"
- Gandalf921
Denethor definately wouldn't:
... scratch his back with the Rod of the Stewards.
... sing 'Great Balls of Fire' in the shower.
... learn to use chopsticks.
... play lawn-darts in the Court of the White Tree.
and he certainly would never...
... say, "Boromir, why couldn't you be more like your little brother?"
- Lothithil
Some things Denethor lacked;
Parenting for Dummies
bungee cords
fire extinguisher
the idea to take the palantir and toss it from the tower of Ecthelion
knowledge of the friendship between his sons
knowledge of love, or at least the memory
recruiting stations
flatware & napkins(or at least towels for his sleeves )
Ride to the aid of Rohan
Listen to the counsel of Gandalf
nor forget the last flame he fell for.
Listen to the counsel of Gandalf
nor forget the last flame he fell for.
- Halona-Treeclan
Denethor would never:
... willingly attend an Anger Management seminar ....
... be hired as a Parental Guidance counselor ....
... be asked to write an article on table manners (or etiquette-in-general) for Red Book ....
... worry about using too much oil to keep his hair in place ....
and lastly -- and you are all most welcome in that regard -- Denethor would never, EVER ...
... read this thread to himself as a bed-time story ....
... willingly attend an Anger Management seminar ....
... be hired as a Parental Guidance counselor ....
... be asked to write an article on table manners (or etiquette-in-general) for Red Book ....
... worry about using too much oil to keep his hair in place ....
and lastly -- and you are all most welcome in that regard -- Denethor would never, EVER ...
... read this thread to himself as a bed-time story ....
- gentle-giant
Some things Denethor lacked;
Parenting for Dummies
bungee cords
fire extinguisher
the idea to take the palantir and toss it from the tower of Ecthelion
knowledge of the friendship between his sons
knowledge of love, or at least the memory
recruiting stations
flatware & napkins(or at least towels for his sleeves )
- Halona-Treeclan
