"this seems like a nice place to hang
out." - Overlithe
"We haven't met any bad guys for a while,
maybe we've got past them all."
"Whomever lives here must have recently
hung their laundry! Look! Eight little socks, all in a row!"
Frodo to Gollum: "When you said you'd get me on the web, I thought you
meant the INTERNET!" - Frodosmiss
''Whoever lives here must have a sweet tooth. There's licorice and rock
candy growing straight out' the walls!''
''Can you hear me now?'' - Erech
"Look, I'd really like to continue our walk but
I'm all tied up at the moment."
"And I thought my dustbunnies
were bad..." - Starflower &
"Thank the stars there aren't any snakes
in here. There's nothing worse than snakes." - Traevynn
Ten Things a Wraith Wouldn't Say
Do I look Ok in black?
May I please have that ring..i'm tired of looking for it.
You keep the ring Gold gives me a rash.
Black, black why does everything have to be black.
I need a vacation.
No, no my black horse is fine i don't want an upgrade to fell beast.
I don't believe in violence.
Do I have a lisssssspppppp?
sniff, sniff....Pardon me can I borrow a handkerchief?
What are we looking for again?
One wraith to another: "Oh can the Dread
Pirate Roberts routine already!"
As Aragorn comes at them with the
torches: "If only we had a Holocaust cloak."
"Drat, not again! What did I do with
dagger? This is so embarrassing. Well, here, you, the short one, I'm
going to poke my finger at you in a forbidding way and you fall down
and holler, otherwise the rest will know!"
"I hate heights." - Primula
Favourite colour: Well, pink, but that's
just for nightwear. I mean, it is
the dark lord's army, and we do have to be in uniform... sigh...
Just because Angmar was on the designing team and pink doesn't suit his
"For the last time, I'm not a dementor,
and I don't care if you've seen this Sirius Black guy." - Celedor
''We outnumber this brat 9 to 1. Can one
of you blackhearts
tell me how we lose?''
''Wraith or no Wraith, I've got a rump rash from all
''Hey, Morgul-head, I've got 50 on the blonde, you in?''
- Erech the Undead
Shire? I think I had a vacation
home near there...
You....generic wraith #5 do you wanna take a picnic break? It's
so peaceful here.
Wraith upon meeting Gaffer Gamgee....Excuse
me sir..would you have any grey poupon?
Hobbits and one of them has cabbage....mmmm coleslaw, its been ages.
Best wraith voice...."Shire....cabbages".
Wraiths in a domestic dispute...."Would
you stop your shrieking".
Wraiths at Buckleberry Ferry..."I
would have had them but my horse got a splinter."
to get a thicker cloak...I keep falling through my horse."
"Eeeek! Naked wraiths!"
- No matter how much I eat, I never seem able to gain an ounce."
"What do you say we just settle down and raise a family of wraithlets?"
Couldn't we have done this in a festive Tartan or a
I know black is slimming, but we look like skeletons! Mauve would flesh
us out a little more!
This is YOUR fault, angmar! If we hadn't had to wait in line to get
that Potter Kid's autograph, we could have been to costuming before
they had something besides a 86 Long!
You'de think that with an army of orcs, the lidless eye would see
that we need someone to take after our train! And the thought of
Grishnak as a flower-girl brings a smile to these lips . . . uh. . .
(on the long flight from Mordor . . . )
Angmar, Angmar, Bo Bangmar
Banana fana Fo Fangmar,
Me, My Mo Mangmar,
or . . .
What idiot at Minas Morgul decided that "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
would be the best choice for the inflight movie?! We need a war movie!
The Bridge over the River Anduin wuith Ernest Orcnine! Now THERE'S an
inflight movie. - Doctor
You like my robe?
I bought it at the Gap of Rohan.
Eeek! A spider!
I want my mommy!
What's the big deal? It's just a ring..
The Nine was our old name. We are now the Riders who were Formally
Known as the Nine.
We just hired this great PR firm to help improve our public image.
My nose is itchy. - mousechief
I'm not a completely evil...some parts are missing!
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing black
I don't suffer from diabolical, foul fiendishness. I enjoy every minute
of it. - Daisy Gold
"Now run this by me
again...we're taking orders from a giant eye?"
"Let's retire and move to The Shire."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee! *cough cough*... hairball." - King Elessar