StefBrandybuck's TOP 10 LISTS
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Top Ten Lines from LOTR:FOTR that would be way funnier if said after breathing helium
Top 10 Rejected Titles for The Lord Of The Rings special editions and sequels
The Most-Used Cliche's by Characters in The Lord Of The Rings ...
Top Ten Lines from LOTR:FOTR that would be way funnier if said after breathing helium
10 - I will take the Ring to Mordor!
9 - Your love of the Halflings' leaf has clearly clouded your mind.
8 - I made a promise, Mr. Frodo... a promise!
7 - Men are weak.
6 - Gondor has no King! Gondor needs to King!
5 - Crebain from Dunland!
4 - Are you frightened?
3 - I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor! Dark fire shall
not avail you, flame of Udun!
2 - Will you look into the mirror?
1 - The Dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Addendums:
Get off the road!
I think I've broken something! (Sam Wood)
Give up the halfling, She-Elf *squeak* (MirkwoodJRJ)
I will die before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!
Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this mission…quest…thing.
Our list of allies grows thin. (Niphrandl)
Not the beard! (TrebleMaker)
You shall taste man flesh! (Rosie)
Any of Celeborn's lines, but he must skip while he says them. (Mirthwood)
In the place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful
and terrible as the dawn! Treachorous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations
of the earth! All shall love me and despair *squeak*! (White Rider)
Top 10 Rejected Titles for The Lord Of The Rings special editions and sequels
10 - LOTR-2
9 - The Lord Of The Rings: Outback
8 - The Lord Of The Rings: Uncensored
7 - The Lord Of The Rings: Attack of the Ururks
6 - The Lord Of The Rings: Mega Mix
5 - The Lord Of The Rings & The Last Crusade
4 - The Lord Of The Rings Too
3 - The Lord Of The Rings: The Search For Gandalf
2 - The Lord Of The Rings: Judgement Day
1 - The Lord Of The Rings: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
- StefBrandybuck
Additions:
Return of the Uruk-Hai or Gandalf Strikes Back (Anarelen)
Lord of the Rings: Frodo Lives! (The Foe Hammer)
Hey Dude, Where’s My Horse? (Mitheithel)
Two Towers, A Hobbit and a Red Eye (Medleyoz)
The Lord of the Rings: The Wrath of Saruman (ThirdRangerfromLeft)
The Most-Used Cliche's by Characters in The Lord Of The Rings ...
Gandalf
"Grey clouds always have a silver lining."
Frodo
"There is a ring of truth in what you say."
Sam
"You'll come out smelling like a rose."
Merry
"Be merry! Well, don't be *me*... you know what I mean."
Pippin
"I Took you seriously... get it? Took? What? It was funny!"
Aragorn
"Take it all in stride."
Boromir
"He's out for the brass ring."
Legolas
"Shoot."
Gimli
"That's it! That guy's getting the axe!"
Sauron
"I've got my eye on you!"
Gollum
"Isn't that precious!?"
Treebeard
"We are just trying to turn over a new leaf."
Faramir:
"Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?"
or
"He was always trying to toot his own Horn."
or
"Brace yourself."
or
"This thing just blows me away."
- StefBrandybuck
Additions:
Elrond: I have a headache. (Lindorie)
Boromir: I always liked to blow my own horn. (Anarelen)
Galadriel: I have no one to blame but my own reflection in the mirror. (Anarelen)
Saruman: That child will be the death of me! (luv2readlotr)
Gimli after editing: Wadday mean I got axed?! I kicked butt in Moria. (NorthStar)
Gandalf to Saruman: That’s enough of your off-color remarks. (The Foe Hammer)
Grima: I think I ate something that disagreed with me. (The Foe Hammer)
Nazgul: A ring in time makes 9. (Talagawen)
Treebeard: Well, to make a long story short… (Joyful)
Pippin: Treebeard’s bark is worse than his bite. (Mitheithel)
Orc to Gimli: Don’t axe me! - after all Dwarfs are
the axes of power in Middle Earth. Too bad Moria didn’t have
handicapped axes! (Mitheithel)
Additions by Doctor Gamgee:
Glorfindel or Bombadil:
Just a face on the cutting room floor.
Black Riders:
Don't change a horse in midstream . . . uh Ford.
Grima:
Just a slip of the Wormtongue.
Hobbits (Grumbling about Aragorns Pace)
An apple a day is "Second Breakfast?!"
In Fangorn:
Pippin: Can't see the forest for the Ents!
Treebeard (Teaching Ent proverbs to the hobbits)
Never a Burrower, nor a bender be.
Gimli:
I have an axe to grind!
Legolas:
A Straight shooter.
Gandalf when meeting the balrog:
Charmed, I'm sure.
Shadowfax:
A horse of a different color.
Saruman, after the Ents arrive:
Be it ever so crumbled, there's no place like home.
Sauron:
Here's looking at you, kid!
Frodo:
I knew I should have taken that left turn at Imladris!
Rosie to Sam:
Couldn't you have just stopped and asked for directions?
- Doctor Gamgee
