• Gandalf says: Gollum said Baggins. Get scootin.
• Gandalf says: Before you leave the shire, could you grab some pipe weed?
• Gandalf says: Saruman. Evil. Tower. Help.
• Gandalf says: Didn't make it to Bree. Sorry.
• Gandalf says: 8 sets of mithril on back order. Sorry.
• Gandalf says: Construction: Take I-95 bypass around Bombadil.
• Gandalf says: Help, trapped in Moria, Drums, they're coming, AHHhhhhhh... (thank you, Monty Python)
• Gandalf says: No worry. Balrog had wings. Figured way out.
• Gandalf says: Delay. Shadowfax had shadowflat.
• Gandalf says: One ring to .... *click* whoops... that's an old one.

• Frodo to all: Pager not cursed.(Wearing ring). OK on pages.
• Pip: THEY COME IN PINTS!
• Frodo to All: Please, no all-caps on the paging system.
• Elrond says: What good is a council, Mr. Underhill, if you are unable to speak?
• Boromir to All: Toot! Toot! Toot toot!
• Gimli to All: Beware the Elf Witch!
• Galadriel says: I heard that.
• Gollum to All: Somebody's birthday is coming up. Hint hint.
• Treebeard says: Taurelilomea-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurea Lome<...message truncated...>
• Arwen to Aragorn: 17*31707*1 (for the uninitiated, try typing these in a calculator and turn upside down)
• Aragorn to Arwen: 2*17*31707*1
• Merry to Merry: You are soooooo cool, pager-boy.
• Merry to Merry: Thanks, I knew it.
• Frodo to All: Please, Official Fellowship Business pages only.
• Saruman to Gandalf: You stole my look.
• Frodo to All: Well, off to Mordor, see you in 6 months.
• Sam says: He said, don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't intend to.
• Merry to All: Lost a contact in field where I dropped brooch. Please keep clean if found.
• Black rider #1: Mwha ha ha ha ha ha.
• Black rider #2: MWHA ha ha ha ha ha!
• Black rider #3: Mwha HAHAHA ha ha!!!
• Black rider #4: Mwha ha ha ha HA! HA!
• Black rider #5 to all: Please no more Mwha ha ha's on the pager system.
• Dumbledore to Gandalf: Good luck, Harry.
• Frodo to Dumbledore: Wrong number, dude.
• Black rider #6: Bwa ha ha ha hooo hoooooooo.
• Black rider #5 to Black rider #6: Very funny, Max.
• Gandalf to All: 7:30, UA Theatre: Star Wars 2 or Spiderman?
• Black rider #8 says: Men in Black 2
• Elrond says: Matrix 2
• Gandalf says: What about LOTR 2?
• Legolas says: Didn't you get the memo? We're done filming.
• Harry Potter: Where do I send my resume/CV for position of Senior Maia?
• Matt and Lindsay say: Page us with more suggestions, and they'll go on our website...

• Glorfindel to Arwen: stuck in traffic. pick up Frodo and take to doctor. ( Arabee)
• Aragorn to all: Still not King ( Rhiannon)
• Elrond to himself: reminder-pick up more strawberry bubble bath at store. ( Arabee)
• Merry to self: pick up strawberry bubble bath for Elrond ( StefBaggins)
• sam to merry: where's the bubble bath already?? ( Arabee)
• Boromir to all: Am not dead, get the boat, get the booooooo ( Rhiannon)
• sam to Aragorn: back to weathertop ASAP. ( Arabee)
• hobbits to all: im starving ( lina)
• Merry to Pippin: Think we're lost. / Pippin to Merry: me 2 - im hungry ( StefBaggins )

stef: got ur #
dom: wicked
stef: wanna come over?
dom: cool
stef: sweet
dom: where r u
stef: NC - GSO airport
dom: can't go right now
stef: why?
dom: busy - sign lease tomorrow
stef: cool
dom: can u come here?
stef: not w/out $$$
dom: cool - check flights, call back

stef: got an itenerary - $2100
dom: cool - will email my cc #
stef: pick me up?
dom: sure
stef: gr8 - Delta 2140 4:10 PM at LAX
dom: signing lease at 3 - can u wait?
stef: u know I will
dom: c ya then

Merry to Pippin: hrooom
Pippin to Merry: hoom hrooom
Merry to Pippin: LOL hrrooooom
Pippin to Merry: ROTFL
Merry to Pippin: ROTFL
Pippin to Merry: shhhh - hes comin back

Gimli to Legolas: 36
Legolas to Gimli: darn - 34
Legolas to Gimli: ha - 38
Gimli to Legolas: 40 - nah nah
Legolas to Gimli: oooo
Legolas to Gimli: 41
Gimli to Legolas: grrr - 45

Merry to Pippin: got helmet - cool
Pippin to Merry: got tower guard stuff
Merry to Pippin: got shield - woo hoo
Pippin to Merry: what color
Merry to Pippin: brown jerkin
Pippin to Merry: silver & black
Merry to Pippin: cool - you rock
Pippin to Merry: i know

Merry to Estella: got a pony
Estella to Merry: cool - wh knd
Merry to Estella: Rohan knd
Estella to Merry: cool - riding now?
Merry to Estella: yep
Estella to Merry: v. good
Merry to Estella: luv u
Estella to Merry: luv u 2
Merry to Estella: wanna ride?
Estella to Merry: yep
Merry to Estella: hee hee
Estella to Merry: hey now
Merry to Estella: can't wait can ya?
Estella to Merry: stop it, pervy
Merry to Estella: hee hee
Estella to Merry: k - fine
Merry to Estella: smoooooch
Estella to Merry: smooooch bk
Merry to Estella: got 2 go - Theo comin
Estella to Merry: k - luv u
Merry to Estella: luv u 2 - byeeeee

Fatty to Merry: there yet?
Merry to Fatty: just over BW
Fatty to Merry: see them?
Merry to Fatty: nt yet
Fatty to Merry: k
Merry to Fatty: light ahead
Fatty to Merry: cool - F & P?
Merry to Fatty: yep - and Sam
Fatty to Merry: cool
Merry to Fatty: shrooms comin
Fatty to Merry: sweet
Merry to Fatty: dude
Fatty to Merry: sweet
Merry to Fatty: dude
Fatty to Merry: k - enough
Merry to Fatty: at BB ferry now
Fatty to Merry: k
Merry to Fatty: c ya n a bit
Fatty to Merry: k - careful

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