Collected by Primula from the ten available pages one day - a "snapshot" of our stranger comments.
Ten Actual Posts from the Middle Earth Board
1. I agree! Intriguing perspective! Let's follow the pack!
2. Found a great site which explains beer, ale, lager, pilsener, etc.
3. love yr handle -- im a hobbit who always wanted to be a pretty elf esp. the tall slim part..hahaha
4. World Kleenex Shortage Predicted
5. tha ith tho thweet!
6. Wha????
7. I am obviously a low-level Ringer. Brass maybe?
8. Pardon me please. My computer hiccuped.
9. I just saw Dominic referred to as Demonic Monaghan...has the Ring won?
10. help I need answers to lotr questions. nt
Ten Actual Posts from the Prancing Pony
1. It's a Crebain Cuckoo Clock!
2. I still won't be seeing Shelob though. Spiders are gross!!! nt
Only if you have 144 of them. nt
3. Glad you clarified. I didn't know if you wanted the dead guy or my possum!
4. *pounce bounce boing poing chuckle chuckle dook dook dook*
5. There's a teeny tiny orc living in my keyboard.
6. im soooooo bored isnt there anyone here? nt
its ok ill just talk to myself.nt
7. Is there an ECHO ECHo ECho Echo echo....in HERE HERe HEre Here here....?
8. I cannot BELIEVE you didn't recognize your OWN feet!
9. The evil chicken of *best Elrond voice* Morrrdorrr.
10. Agggh! Dwarf-slobber!!
Ten Actual Posts from the Fellowship Board
1. Wall2wall Viggo= H-E-A-V-E-N!!!!!!...*gurgles aloud*;p
2. *gasping for breath* Dom...looks...gorgeous...must...keep....control...Aaagh!
3. Inside, outside, top to toe, even upside down. Here's a shot for you all.
4. hi who kissed u twice?
5. hi gyes!!!!!!!do u know is it true that Elijah wants to get married to some girl?
6. oh good gravy I just can't look at that pic and breathe at the same time!!
7. *Stares in utter shock and amazement; Eyes roll back in her head; Keels over POTC style* WHAM!
8. *gasp!* OMHO!!!!!!!!!!! SOR, you weren't kidding! OMO! IO IO IO IO IO IO Ack! *Wham!*
9. Refresh my memory. Who is this guy? Have I seen him before? Can I take him home?
10. Wormtongue's the guy who really does it for me!
Ten Actual Posts from Rivendell
1. Mags? When?
2. Attn: I still have recieved nothing.
3. Does anyone have the current magazine? nt
Yes, but it's not current anymore. nt
4. Attn: What should I do about missing magazines?
5. Still don't have my magazine!!
6. Still missing issues - When will they be shipped?
7. When can I expect my magazine?
8. I signed up a year ago and still haven't gotten anything. Should I call?
9. Magazine is still missing!!!!
10. I want my magazine!!!!!!! *sob sob*
Ten Actual Posts from Bag End
1. *sobs* I envy and hate you with every fiber of my being! No, just kidding! OMG he tickled you!
2. I'm all alooooone! Isn't there anybody else where I live??
3. ::pant pant::
4. Emulate Gwaihir.
5. Just don't be taking pics of me with my mouth open, snoring.
6. wahooo!!!!!!!!!!! It was a blast! (not feeling wordy today but wanted to put in my 2 cents.) nt
7. gee i wish i lived closer cuz id be there in a minute.!!!
8. cradling elijah and quivering blobs.
9. well, all I can say is I drove through Idaho last week.
10. Sadly, there is no photographic evidence of my visit.
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Things you Never Thought you'd hear them say on the Boards
(With apologies to all whose names I shamelessly used. All in good fun, of course. :-))
Linaewen: I’m really glad Boromir died in FOTR. I mean, he wasn’t of any use to the story, was he? And he turned evil anyway, so who cares, right?
Primula: Boy, I do hope Arwen gets more screen time in ROTK, that Elf is so wonderful and she was highly underrepresented in the first two films. Actually, I think she should have replaced Frodo as well, because she is way smarter and prettier. Arwen rules!
Samwisegirl: That Dwarf really gets on my nerves. Especially his voice greatly annoys me. I wish they’d cut him out.
Varda: I don’t have anything intelligent to say.
DoctorGamgee: Me neither.
Lithilien Quicksilver: Geez, that Frodo should stop feeling so sorry for himself! Carrying the Ring to Mordor, I mean, how hard can it be? And if only he was good-looking, but noooo…
Aunt Kimby: I don’t like Hobbits. They are too cheerful.
Agape4Rivendell: I love Gollum! He is so sweet and cute and very very misunderstood!
NorthStar: Who cares what would’ve happened if things had taken just another turn? They haven’t, it’s all written down in the book, so we should stick by it!
Shelob: Spiders are yucky. We should squash them all.
Baron Wilderness: I am a happy-go-lucky person! I love everything! And everyone! And pigeons, I especially love pigeons.
Sauron’s Truss: There are WAY too many women in here.
Lothithil: No, it was Arwen who saved Frodo from the Nazgûl. Glorfindel? Who’s that? Well, doesn’t matter, he’s not in the movie, so he can’t have been very important.
Rosie: Frodo could’ve done it without Sam.
Avondster: Why does Merry exist? He has no purpose and no one likes him. Especially not I.
:-)
Additions, anyone?
- Avondster
Additions:
Lizmybit: I just don't see Elijah Wood's appeal.
Lothithil: I woke up this morning and realized that I don't like Elves.
Calafalas: Glorfindel? Ewwwwwww!
Boriel: Aragorn, Schmaragorn!
Tori Took: I wouldn't look at Pippin if you PAID me!
Hobbitlove: I hate craft projects, especially scrapbooks.
Primula: Chat room effect? Love it, love it!
Aunt Kimby: I find the Silmarillion easy to understand and read.
MithrandirCQ: I have no idea how much money (FOTR, TTT, ROTK) made last week.
HobbitNaga/LadyCoralie: I'm depressed.
Avondster: I can't thing of one single, inspirational thing for Merry to do this week.
Lith: I think this New Zealand trip is overrated- I think I'll stay home and watch Brady Bunch reruns.
Mel Baggins: Want ads? Love moots? Elves? Who has time for THAT?
Lizmybit: I just don't see Elijah Wood's appeal.
Lothithil: I woke up this morning and realized that I don't like Elves.
Calafalas: Glorfindel? Ewwwwwww!
Boriel: Aragorn, Schmaragorn!
Tori Took: I wouldn't look at Pippin if you PAID me!
Hobbitlove: I hate craft projects, especially scrapbooks.
Primula: Chat room effect? Love it, love it!
Aunt Kimby: I find the Silmarillion easy to understand and read.
MithrandirCQ: I have no idea how much money (FOTR, TTT, ROTK) made last week.
HobbitNaga/LadyCoralie: I'm depressed.
Avondster: I can't thing of one single, inspirational thing for Merry to do this week.
Lith: I think this New Zealand trip is overrated- I think I'll stay home and watch Brady Bunch reruns.
Mel Baggins: Want ads? Love moots? Elves? Who has time for THAT?
- AuntKimby
sarahstitcher: "cheesy costumes, eh?"
:-) I'm such a textile junkie, I actually have a photo taken of the
shelves of bolts of fabric, right there in my screen saver slide show
along with Aragorn, etc.
- sarahstitcher
seansbeanie says:"Sean Bean had way too much
screen time in FOTR.
- seansbeanie
Leggy Pants: I don't get the big deal about
this Legolas, he's just in Gimli's way
Fellowshipfan: I think the LOTR books are dull, and they take forever to read.
Fellowshipfan: I think the LOTR books are dull, and they take forever to read.
- fellowshipfan
onónë: SWOON!
- onónë
casper: Elijah who? Never heard of him. He is
not hot!
-casper
JennanOPossums: The Sam and Frodo Poster?
Yeah, I bought it... my pet opossum uses it for a room divider!
MithrandirCQ: The First Age of Middle-earth? All that is just boring history stuff... let's watch Charlie's Angels, instead....Tolkien who?
Fili: Why can't we all just go and live with Peter Jackson, so we can tell him ever day how wonderful his movies are and smooch his bare feet?
Calafalas: you know, the 'skanky hair' look is starting to grow on me (tears up all her photos and manips of Legolas and Glorfindel)
Lothithil: LORT? I heard that they printed a movie novelization... can I borrow your copy... my dinnertable wobbles, and I need something to prop under the short leg.
Pippin's Sunshine: Elrond is my favourite character!
True Hearted Easterling: You know, Frodo is kinda goofy-looking... he should have been played by Macaulay Culkin.
Northstar: What this epic needs is a happy ending!
Aunt Kimby: Scouring of the Shire? Who needs it? Let's just end it when the Ring is destroyed. Who cares about hobbits, anyway?
Chameleon: FB? What is that?
Susie she-elf: What does "mellon" mean?
MithrandirCQ: The First Age of Middle-earth? All that is just boring history stuff... let's watch Charlie's Angels, instead....Tolkien who?
Fili: Why can't we all just go and live with Peter Jackson, so we can tell him ever day how wonderful his movies are and smooch his bare feet?
Calafalas: you know, the 'skanky hair' look is starting to grow on me (tears up all her photos and manips of Legolas and Glorfindel)
Lothithil: LORT? I heard that they printed a movie novelization... can I borrow your copy... my dinnertable wobbles, and I need something to prop under the short leg.
Pippin's Sunshine: Elrond is my favourite character!
True Hearted Easterling: You know, Frodo is kinda goofy-looking... he should have been played by Macaulay Culkin.
Northstar: What this epic needs is a happy ending!
Aunt Kimby: Scouring of the Shire? Who needs it? Let's just end it when the Ring is destroyed. Who cares about hobbits, anyway?
Chameleon: FB? What is that?
Susie she-elf: What does "mellon" mean?
- Lothithil
Ladyhawk: I despise romance. Give me a
nice, dry history book any day.
CRB: Who cares how you're feeling? Buck up, you wimp.
jan-u-wine: I've decided I'm only going to write haiku. The fewer words the better.
Orangeblossom Took: It should be illegal to make up your own characters. Tolkien canon, all the way!
Vison: This is just a short story. Only one page. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Sauron's Truss: Why Prim, I couldn't agree with you more!
Lordbg: Blockbuster? Nah. I'd rather go read at the library.
Simien: What updates? Who cares? We'll just see what it's like when it comes out.
Celedor: Tolkien is so shallow - how can anyone find anything to discuss?
Lothithil: Coffee? Yuck. I only drink tea.
The top signs of NOG withdrawal:
1. You eat lettuce when you're hungry
2. You wear green socks everyday
3. You get your action figures out at 9pm (board time) and call them NOGs
4. You call Simpetarwen, one of the original NOGs (I'd call Lizmybit or Boriel but I don't have their phone numbers)
5. You dye Gimli's eyebrows green
6. You buy some silly putty and call it Blob (Where are you, Blob?)
7. You place some some cat nip in the PP to lure Flip
8. You make cheese for Mousechief
9. You ask everyone you meet "Are you a NOG?"
10.You lurk in the PP for hours hoping another NOG will show up
CRB: Who cares how you're feeling? Buck up, you wimp.
jan-u-wine: I've decided I'm only going to write haiku. The fewer words the better.
Orangeblossom Took: It should be illegal to make up your own characters. Tolkien canon, all the way!
Vison: This is just a short story. Only one page. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Sauron's Truss: Why Prim, I couldn't agree with you more!
Lordbg: Blockbuster? Nah. I'd rather go read at the library.
Simien: What updates? Who cares? We'll just see what it's like when it comes out.
Celedor: Tolkien is so shallow - how can anyone find anything to discuss?
Lothithil: Coffee? Yuck. I only drink tea.
- Primula
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Agi:
I worship the films! I'll no more take in my hands the books...
- Agi
Dinledhwen: I will never write a single word.
- Dinledhwen
Top Ten things for Ringers to do after the ROTK Extended Edition DVD comes out.
10. Get back to work. These three movies have single handledly lowered productivity in most companies around the world by at least 10%.
9. Remember those people who keep leaving messages on your answering machine? They are your family. Time to start calling them back!
8. For those of you that think LOTR began in 2001. Go to a library or a book store. Look under T for Tolkien. And enjoy.
7. From what I hear most game/toy/collectible companies have plans for at least seven more years of merchandising. So don't open up that Retirement Savings Plan just yet.
6. Considering the run that Star Trek Conventions and Klingon costumes had, we have at least 20-30 years where we get to go to conventions dressed up in Elf ears looking for an autograph from Orlando Bloom or Viggo Mortensen.
5. I know I'll get lynched for this. But those theatres you've been going to, they do show OTHER movies. I know they are not LOTR but some of them are pretty good, or at least so I've heard.
4. According to my wife, at some point some of those posters and things all over your walls will have to come down due to wear and tear, need for repainting, etc.
3. Also, according to my wife, there are vacation spots besides New Zealand, Toronto, and any other place we've dragged the family for LOTR related events.
2. Beg, plead, hope and pray that PJ and New Line work out the deal for the Hobbit.
and the number one thing:
1. Keep posting here. Because I wouldn't want to lose this community, ever!
Top Ten things for Ringers to do after the ROTK Extended Edition DVD comes out.
10. Get back to work. These three movies have single handledly lowered productivity in most companies around the world by at least 10%.
9. Remember those people who keep leaving messages on your answering machine? They are your family. Time to start calling them back!
8. For those of you that think LOTR began in 2001. Go to a library or a book store. Look under T for Tolkien. And enjoy.
7. From what I hear most game/toy/collectible companies have plans for at least seven more years of merchandising. So don't open up that Retirement Savings Plan just yet.
6. Considering the run that Star Trek Conventions and Klingon costumes had, we have at least 20-30 years where we get to go to conventions dressed up in Elf ears looking for an autograph from Orlando Bloom or Viggo Mortensen.
5. I know I'll get lynched for this. But those theatres you've been going to, they do show OTHER movies. I know they are not LOTR but some of them are pretty good, or at least so I've heard.
4. According to my wife, at some point some of those posters and things all over your walls will have to come down due to wear and tear, need for repainting, etc.
3. Also, according to my wife, there are vacation spots besides New Zealand, Toronto, and any other place we've dragged the family for LOTR related events.
2. Beg, plead, hope and pray that PJ and New Line work out the deal for the Hobbit.
and the number one thing:
1. Keep posting here. Because I wouldn't want to lose this community, ever!
- The Foe Hammer
The top signs of NOG withdrawal:
1. You eat lettuce when you're hungry
2. You wear green socks everyday
3. You get your action figures out at 9pm (board time) and call them NOGs
4. You call Simpetarwen, one of the original NOGs (I'd call Lizmybit or Boriel but I don't have their phone numbers)
5. You dye Gimli's eyebrows green
6. You buy some silly putty and call it Blob (Where are you, Blob?)
7. You place some some cat nip in the PP to lure Flip
8. You make cheese for Mousechief
9. You ask everyone you meet "Are you a NOG?"
10.You lurk in the PP for hours hoping another NOG will show up
- Calafalas
Top Ten Things I Never Want To See On These Boards
10 - A comparison of who has the nicest hair in Middle Earth
9 - A Poll on who has the nicest hair in Middle Earth
8 - A topic line starting with "Who (or what) is your favorite.."
7 - Another request to be on the film list of Fan Club Charter Members
6 - Another request on learning your elvish name
5 - A Poll on who is the best looking elf, man, or hobbit in Middle Earth
4 - A topic line starting with "Does anyone know where I can write to..."
3 - A Poll....[i]any[/i] Poll!
2 - A topic line starting with "Has anyone read the books?..."
And my personal favorite thing I NEVER EVER want to see on these boards...
1 - A topic line starting with "What does LOTR stand for?..."
Top 10 Reasons Aragorn left the boards....
10. He thought it was to stuffy in the dishwasher
9.He felt he was being called for to many foot massages
8.Arwen didn't like him hanging around so many girls
7.He felt he was getting to clean in the dishwasher and thought the other Rangers would laugh at him
6.He left because Gimli left
5.There was to much kareokee giving him a headache
4.The NOGS stayed up so late that he never got any sleep
3.To many girls were hanging around him
2.You haven't seen what people eat until you see their plates in the dishwasher (it's horable!)
And the number one reason Aragorn left the boards is....
1. he was afraid ROTR would give him more corn rows...
Which I have been considering
This was when Decipher's old boards began to be slowwwer and slowwer at loading pages or letting posts through, before we packed up and left for a faster board.
How Slow Are These Boards....?
In honor of the late Johnny Carson and lieu of these YRCH servers from Decipher I thought we should poke some fun at it (That is if you even get the chance to view it)
How slow is this board:
It's so slow that the tortoise won the race running the track twice and backwards.
It's so slow that I had lunch, wrote Design Specifications for a new application, read Tolstoy's "War and Peace" and made dinner just to see the PHP database critical error screen.
It's so slow that I already had to pay my Income taxes (April 15)
It's so slow that I already put my papers in for my Social security payments (eligibility for me is 70 - 25 years from now)
It's so slow that Hailey's comet came back into view.
Additions:
I agree, the boards are so slow that I could leave for a long holiday..
I take the plane to china and I walk through China and Russia and I can visit Tokyo also and when I return I will see that there is the message: failed to send e-mail..
This board is so slow I can run do errands and be back in time to catch the error e-mail message and I sent no e-mail,,,
This board is soo slow I can bathe and get ready for that night out and return in the wee hours to find error e-mail message,,,
This board is slow as mole-stars,you know (molasses)
This board is so slow it is time to trim my ends on my hair in time to see I have failed to send the e-mail I did not send, does someone want an e-mail?
As seen from these points of view:
Linguistics Professor:
It was quite possible to take up elvish and read the Silmarillion in the original Sindarian text between the time you clicked a link and when the page finally loaded.
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the late, great, Julia Child:
In my browser, I have renamed this 'favorite' "Crockpot timer" as it usually works out that dinner is ready before the page loads.
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Siberian Customer Service:
My products I ordered arrived before the confirmation page . . .
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Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger:
I use the loading of a page as a timer for my cardio workout. Sometimes I get tired . . .
Our Beloved Prof. Tolkien:
Bilbo was able to get there and back again, twice, in the time it took to load this onto the server.
In the timeline of human existance, and maybe as seen from the Buddha's perspective:
It's running quite fast, at the speed of time...
Oh, who are we kidding!?
It's SLOW!!!
This board is not slow, nor is it fast - the posts open precisely at the time they want to....when we expect it least!
It was so slow that the bright-eyed newbies were cranky old-timers before their first post finally went through.
It was so slow that by the time I had tried to retype what didn't go through, I'd not only forgotten what it was I was saying, I'd forgotten what board I was on. (this one is true!)
It was so slow, I had to try sending this post three times....!
This Board is so slow it makes Treebeard fall asleep.
This Board is so slow it makes Celeborn's talking sound like Eddie Murphy's.
This Board is so slow, Legolas can come to a conclusion earlier than the page has loaded.
This Board is so slow that in the time it takes to load, Gimli has time to braid and unbraid his beard. Twice. Rasta style.
ROTFLOLOLOL!!!! And tears running down my face. Then I tried to reply to this and got guess what? THE CRITICAL ERROR PAGE!!
This board is so slow I can finish my work and work on my own writing before I get the critical error page and have to start over! Now I never have to worry about getting my work done before playing.
These boards are SO slow ... by the time the next page loaded ...
a) ... Bob the Balrog had been reincarnated, walked all the way to NYC, found Broadway, and had both auditioned for AND tip-toed his way into a key role in "River Dance"!
b) ... Hobbits had evolved to the point that -- although still in possession of large feet -- Elves no longer held the opinion that Hobbit feet really ought to be shaved!
c) ... this giant realized that he had gently missed the entire sixteen-week run of THE HOBBIT -- directed by Peter Jackson -- in the local theater!
This board is so slow that it can be measured in Geologic time (Now that's slow )
This board is so slow that "The Hobbit" movie came out and was then distributed out into DVD collector's edition series
This board is so slow that Elijah Wood now has grandchildren.
This board is so slow that Spiderman VI just came out .
The boards are so slow that the whole Star Wars movies are already in ancient times.
The boards just went down and now they are back up we will see that Frodo already came back to ME and went back to Valinor and came back and...
The boards are so slow that when I am sleeping the computer even falls asleep!!
And even Sauron leaves the boards...because his flame will be no longer burning...
My rabbit learns how to play hockey and my dog will learn how to play the piano..after that, they will say: still no post??
Top Ten Things I Never Want To See On These Boards
10 - A comparison of who has the nicest hair in Middle Earth
9 - A Poll on who has the nicest hair in Middle Earth
8 - A topic line starting with "Who (or what) is your favorite.."
7 - Another request to be on the film list of Fan Club Charter Members
6 - Another request on learning your elvish name
5 - A Poll on who is the best looking elf, man, or hobbit in Middle Earth
4 - A topic line starting with "Does anyone know where I can write to..."
3 - A Poll....[i]any[/i] Poll!
2 - A topic line starting with "Has anyone read the books?..."
And my personal favorite thing I NEVER EVER want to see on these boards...
1 - A topic line starting with "What does LOTR stand for?..."
- Old Toby
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Top 10 Reasons Aragorn left the boards....
10. He thought it was to stuffy in the dishwasher
9.He felt he was being called for to many foot massages
8.Arwen didn't like him hanging around so many girls
7.He felt he was getting to clean in the dishwasher and thought the other Rangers would laugh at him
6.He left because Gimli left
5.There was to much kareokee giving him a headache
4.The NOGS stayed up so late that he never got any sleep
3.To many girls were hanging around him
2.You haven't seen what people eat until you see their plates in the dishwasher (it's horable!)
And the number one reason Aragorn left the boards is....
1. he was afraid ROTR would give him more corn rows...
Which I have been considering
-
Rider of the Rohirrim
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This was when Decipher's old boards began to be slowwwer and slowwer at loading pages or letting posts through, before we packed up and left for a faster board.
How Slow Are These Boards....?
In honor of the late Johnny Carson and lieu of these YRCH servers from Decipher I thought we should poke some fun at it (That is if you even get the chance to view it)
How slow is this board:
It's so slow that the tortoise won the race running the track twice and backwards.
It's so slow that I had lunch, wrote Design Specifications for a new application, read Tolstoy's "War and Peace" and made dinner just to see the PHP database critical error screen.
It's so slow that I already had to pay my Income taxes (April 15)
It's so slow that I already put my papers in for my Social security payments (eligibility for me is 70 - 25 years from now)
It's so slow that Hailey's comet came back into view.
- MithrandirCQ
Additions:
I agree, the boards are so slow that I could leave for a long holiday..
I take the plane to china and I walk through China and Russia and I can visit Tokyo also and when I return I will see that there is the message: failed to send e-mail..
- mrspippin
This board is so slow I can run do errands and be back in time to catch the error e-mail message and I sent no e-mail,,,
This board is soo slow I can bathe and get ready for that night out and return in the wee hours to find error e-mail message,,,
This board is slow as mole-stars,you know (molasses)
This board is so slow it is time to trim my ends on my hair in time to see I have failed to send the e-mail I did not send, does someone want an e-mail?
- Halona Treeclan
As seen from these points of view:
Linguistics Professor:
It was quite possible to take up elvish and read the Silmarillion in the original Sindarian text between the time you clicked a link and when the page finally loaded.
----
the late, great, Julia Child:
In my browser, I have renamed this 'favorite' "Crockpot timer" as it usually works out that dinner is ready before the page loads.
----
Siberian Customer Service:
My products I ordered arrived before the confirmation page . . .
----
Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger:
I use the loading of a page as a timer for my cardio workout. Sometimes I get tired . . .
Our Beloved Prof. Tolkien:
Bilbo was able to get there and back again, twice, in the time it took to load this onto the server.
- Doctor Gamgee
In the timeline of human existance, and maybe as seen from the Buddha's perspective:
It's running quite fast, at the speed of time...
Oh, who are we kidding!?
It's SLOW!!!
- Brave Hobbit
This board is not slow, nor is it fast - the posts open precisely at the time they want to....when we expect it least!
- Vik
It was so slow that the bright-eyed newbies were cranky old-timers before their first post finally went through.
It was so slow that by the time I had tried to retype what didn't go through, I'd not only forgotten what it was I was saying, I'd forgotten what board I was on. (this one is true!)
It was so slow, I had to try sending this post three times....!
- Primula
This Board is so slow it makes Treebeard fall asleep.
This Board is so slow it makes Celeborn's talking sound like Eddie Murphy's.
This Board is so slow, Legolas can come to a conclusion earlier than the page has loaded.
This Board is so slow that in the time it takes to load, Gimli has time to braid and unbraid his beard. Twice. Rasta style.
- Avondster
ROTFLOLOLOL!!!! And tears running down my face. Then I tried to reply to this and got guess what? THE CRITICAL ERROR PAGE!!
This board is so slow I can finish my work and work on my own writing before I get the critical error page and have to start over! Now I never have to worry about getting my work done before playing.
- Ladyhawk
These boards are SO slow ... by the time the next page loaded ...
a) ... Bob the Balrog had been reincarnated, walked all the way to NYC, found Broadway, and had both auditioned for AND tip-toed his way into a key role in "River Dance"!
b) ... Hobbits had evolved to the point that -- although still in possession of large feet -- Elves no longer held the opinion that Hobbit feet really ought to be shaved!
c) ... this giant realized that he had gently missed the entire sixteen-week run of THE HOBBIT -- directed by Peter Jackson -- in the local theater!
- Gentle-giant
This board is so slow that it can be measured in Geologic time (Now that's slow )
This board is so slow that "The Hobbit" movie came out and was then distributed out into DVD collector's edition series
This board is so slow that Elijah Wood now has grandchildren.
This board is so slow that Spiderman VI just came out .
- MithrandirCQ
The boards are so slow that the whole Star Wars movies are already in ancient times.
The boards just went down and now they are back up we will see that Frodo already came back to ME and went back to Valinor and came back and...
The boards are so slow that when I am sleeping the computer even falls asleep!!
And even Sauron leaves the boards...because his flame will be no longer burning...
My rabbit learns how to play hockey and my dog will learn how to play the piano..after that, they will say: still no post??
- mrspippin
So slow I gave up posting 3 times,
waiting for this blasted thread to open.
So slow, I got my last fan club magazine waiting for a reply!
This board is SO slow....
"How slow is it!?"
It's SO slow, that the Boston Red Sox were able to win a World Series!!
Now, THAT'S SLOW!!!
So slow, I got my last fan club magazine waiting for a reply!
- Rosie
This board is SO slow....
"How slow is it!?"
It's SO slow, that the Boston Red Sox were able to win a World Series!!
Now, THAT'S SLOW!!!
- Brave Hobbit
