The Fellowship takes a World Trip
Stop: Just outside of Dublin, Ireland
(crossover with Artemis Fowl)
Frodo and Sam had their noses buried in a book, just as last time. The
book was Artemis Fowl, by
Eoin Colfer. They absolutely loved it and it
helped them to get in touch with modern Earth. It had a new
cover, pristine white pages and not a drop of food or drink had been
spilled on it by Merry and Pippin.
Merry ran over to Frodo to tell him something and-
SLOSH went the cup of root beer all over the once pristine pages of the
Sam looked at Merry with a devastating sigh.
"That's four times in one week,Merry. Don't do it AGAIN!"
Legolas walked over and said,"I think we have bigger problems,Sam. The
LEP are here."
"THE LOWER ELEMENTS POLICE FROM ARTEMIS FOWL???"
"The one and only."
Holly Short, first female officer in the LEP materialized next to Sam
who gave a yelp of surprise.
"Aragorn stopped by and said that you wanted to meet me."
"And Frodo wanted to meet me," said Artemis, who had popped up beside
"And some guy claiming to be a dwarf wanted to meet me," grumbled Mulch
Diggums, a very smelly dwarf.
The Fellowship turned to look at Gimli.
"Hey, I read too." he said sheepishly.
Holly walked over to Merry and said, "You're fined fifteen dollars for
spilling root beer over Artemis
Fowl: The Time Paradox."
"Who knew that mistakes could have such a cost," muttered Pippin to
Meanwhile,Gandalf was discussing rules with Eoin Colfer.
"So, Eoin, any ideas on how I could restrain the hobbits from doing
"Well Gandalf, I made an invisible barrier to keep the characters of Artemis Fowl in Ireland."
Artemis turned to him. "You did what?"
Eoin Colfer smiled sheepishly at Gandalf and then ran away to escape
the wrath of Artemis Fowl.
Gandalf started constructing a plan to put an invisible barrier
around London, one that would keep a certain hobbit from making
. . .