The Fellowship takes a World Trip

by Harthad



Sixth Stop: Just outside of Dublin, Ireland
(crossover with Artemis Fowl)

Frodo and Sam had their noses buried in a book, just as last time. The book was Artemis Fowl, by Eoin Colfer. They absolutely loved it and it helped them to get in touch with modern Earth. It had a new cover, pristine white pages and not a drop of food or drink had been spilled on it by Merry and Pippin.

Until now.

Merry ran over to Frodo to tell him something and-

SLOSH went the cup of root beer all over the once pristine pages of the book.

Sam looked at Merry with a devastating sigh. "That's four times in one week,Merry. Don't do it AGAIN!"

Legolas walked over and said,"I think we have bigger problems,Sam. The LEP are here."

"THE LOWER ELEMENTS POLICE FROM ARTEMIS FOWL???"

"The one and only."

Holly Short, first female officer in the LEP materialized next to Sam who gave a yelp of surprise. "Aragorn stopped by and said that you wanted to meet me."

"And Frodo wanted to meet me," said Artemis, who had popped up beside Frodo.

"And some guy claiming to be a dwarf wanted to meet me," grumbled Mulch Diggums, a very smelly dwarf.

The Fellowship turned to look at Gimli.  "Hey, I read too." he said sheepishly.

Holly walked over to Merry and said, "You're fined fifteen dollars for spilling root beer over Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox."

"Who knew that mistakes could have such a cost," muttered Pippin to Merry.

Meanwhile,Gandalf was discussing rules with Eoin Colfer.

"So, Eoin, any ideas on how I could restrain the hobbits from doing anything foolish?"

"Well Gandalf, I made an invisible barrier to keep the characters of Artemis Fowl in Ireland."

Artemis turned to him. "You did what?"

Eoin Colfer smiled sheepishly at Gandalf and then ran away to escape the wrath of Artemis Fowl.

Gandalf started constructing a plan to put an invisible barrier around London, one that would keep a certain hobbit from making trouble. . . .





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