The Fellowship takes a World Trip
Stop: Honolulu, Hawaii
Boromir and Aragorn looked stumped as they read the trail map that was
supposed to direct them to the mountainous trail.
Meanwhile, Frodo and Gimli were arguing about bringing weapons into the
"But Frodo, it's my protection. What if orcs come barging into the
store and I don't have my axe with me? What will I do then?"
"Gimli,you'll freak out all the people there. They'll think you're a
madman or something like that."
"And Gimli," Legolas interrupted,"There are no orcs here on Earth."
Gimli sighed, handed his axe to Sam and marched off into the store.
Legolas followed him.
Legolas went up to the store clerk and asked, "Where can I find the
Unfortunately, he said this in Elvish.
The clerk looked at him strangely and said slowly,"Do you speak
"Of course I do. It's you who I thought didn't. Now,where is the
"Er. . over there." The clerk pointed to a chipped sign hanging
lopsided over a muddied door.
Legolas sighed and muttered something about simple conveniences.