The Two Towers Parody
by Starpaul20 aka Lordofthejedi17
*Elrond hears Galadriel*
The Story Foreseen from Lorien
Galadriel: The world of Men is once again doomed.
Elrond: What else is new, Men are always doomed. It's what they're good
Galadriel: Frodo won't be able to destroy the ring until the next
Elrond: So is this the part where we sit back and do nothing? (sips
Galadriel: No, we must send elves to Helm's Deep.
Elrond: (spits out drink) What?
Galadriel: Oh, you know the men will screw it up. And besides, we're
just so cool.
Elrond: But the book says... oh, who cares anymore? Maybe the next
change will be Frodo NOT destroying the ring!