The Two Towers Parody

by Starpaul20 aka Lordofthejedi17

Part 38:
The Story Foreseen from Lorien

*Elrond hears Galadriel*

Galadriel: The world of Men is once again doomed.

Elrond: What else is new, Men are always doomed. It's what they're good at.

Galadriel: Frodo won't be able to destroy the ring until the next movie.

Elrond: So is this the part where we sit back and do nothing? (sips drink)

Galadriel: No, we must send elves to Helm's Deep.

Elrond: (spits out drink) What?

Galadriel: Oh, you know the men will screw it up. And besides, we're just so cool.

Elrond: But the book says... oh, who cares anymore? Maybe the next change will be Frodo NOT destroying the ring!