The Two Towers Parody
Part 1The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Parody!
*Opens to the Misty Mountains and Moria*
Bob the Balrog: Come on, you don’t like the way I play?
Gandalf: Hey, I got some flame that I serve, yada, yada, yada... anyway, Mr. Worf, shields up!
Mr. Worf: Aye Sir.
Pippin: Where did he come from?
Bob the Balrog: Boo! Eat my fire sword!
Gandalf: Can’t, I’m already eating the Witch-King’s fire sword in Return of the King.
Bob the Balrog: Well, then eat my fire whip!
Gandalf: If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibley imagine!
Bob the Balrog: Hey, you can’t put that in, this is a flashback, remember?
Gandalf: Alright... Hey, didn’t your parents teach you not to play with fire? For that, I’ll break the bridge!
Bob the Balrog: AHHH!!! (Falls in a deep hole)
Bob the Balrog: Not today! (throws up fire whip and grabs Gandalf).
Frodo: Oh no, you killed Gandalf! Anyway, lets go!
Gandalf: I can’t fly you fools! (Falls in with the Balrog)
*Gandalf falls and gets back his sword*
Gandalf: Ah hah! Look how the tables have turned!
Bob the Balrog: I don’t wanna fight with you anymore!
Gandalf: Quit whining!
Mr. Worf: I’m falling also sir.
Gandalf: Shut up, Mr. Worf! (Gandalf’s cellphone rings) Hello? Not a good time, I’m falling... and about to hit water.
Bob the Balrog: WATER! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Me and water aren’t the best of friends!
*Frodo wakes up*
Sam: Aragorn! Boromir! Legolas! I’ve won again!
Frodo: What have you won?
Sam: The guess as many members of the Fellowship as you can game.
Frodo: Sam, we’re trying to save the world, not play games.
Part 2: Elven Rope
*Sam and Frodo are climbing down a cliff on rope*
Sam: Is there a bottom yet?
Frodo: For the 9th time no!
Sam: Is there a bottom yet? (he drops a small box) Mr. Frodo, catch that!
Frodo: (catches the box) Got it! (He falls) AHHHHHH!!!!
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: I’m ok, the ground seems to have broken my fall.
Sam reaches the ground.
Frodo: (looking at box) What this?
Sam: Nothing, it’s the dirt Galadriel gave me.
Frodo: You have me save dirt!
Sam: Okay, it’s salt. I thought he might be having roast weeds on night...
Frodo: Roast weeds?
Sam: You never know. Now about the rope...
Frodo: No one’s gonna follow us, except for Gollum.
Gollum: Shut it, Hobbitses, you’re not supposed to know about me for about 10 more minutes.
Frodo: He right you know.
Sam: I’ll get the rope down, it one of my knots... (pulls rope, it comes undone)
Frodo: Yes Sam, it’s one of your knots.