The Fellowship of the Ring Parody
*At dawn, Gandalf, Frodo, a horse, and Sam are running.*
Gandalf: Come on, Samwise or are you too fat of a Hobbit to keep up?
Sam: I’m coming...
Gandalf: No, watch it, the enemy has a bunch of spies, but you’ll should be ok. Frodo, is it safe?
Frodo: Ummmmm... I think I lost it.
Frodo: Just joking, Gandalf.
Gandalf: Oh, Frodo. Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?
Frodo: Well... I try!
*Gandalf gets on the horse and leaves.*
Frodo: We better get moving.
Sam: Can I go back now?
*Frodo and Sam start walking across the Shire to the East.*
Sam: Are we there yet?
Frodo: No, Sam...
Frodo and Sam are walking across the field.
Sam: Hey, look a car!
Frodo: Where? Oh, that one, somebody is asleep at Weta Digital again...
*Sam and Frodo are in a another field.*
Sam: This is it. If I go another step, it will be the first time I step out of my big circle.
Frodo: Come on Sam!
Sam: (Steps out of the circle) Well, it feels no different. Are we there yet?
Frodo: NO, SAM! Just remember what Bilbo said: “My precious” No... that’s not what he said...
*Sam is cooking dinner and Frodo sit on a tree.*
Frodo: Sam, what has Gandalf said about smoking and cooking?
Sam: That its good for you?
Frodo: No, he said... (hears singing) Do you hear that, or has all that Old Toby gone to my head?
Sam: No, I hear it too...
Frodo and Sam run to the top of a hill where they see Elves.
Frodo: There going to the Grey Havens... Ummm...
Sam: What is it?
Frodo: Oh, Its this big port along the Gulf of Lune, but that’s not importion right now.
Sam: That song is really annoying... Should we go over to them and tell to shut up?
Frodo: Sam, there leaving, let them sing their song while they leave Middle-earth...
Sam: To go where?
Frodo: America, I think...
Sam: Impossible, Christopher Columbus discovered America, not the Elves!
Frodo: It will be answered later...
Sam and Frodo are trying to get some sleep.
Sam: I’m going to lay out in the middle of the forest...
Frodo: No Sam, You lay against the tree!
Sam: Why? Because its not a fluffy bed?
Frodo: No, Peter Jackson said we had to lay here.
Sam: Oh man...
*At dawn, a Nazgul is at the top of a hill.*