The Fellowship of the Ring Parody
*The Fellowship tries to find the gates of Moria.*
Gandalf: Hey, Frodo, I got to talk to you in secret about the ring and bo...
Frodo: OK, OK! The ring is getting heavier.
Gandalf: Frodo, can I go back? There are fire demons in there.
Frodo: Well, No you must come with me! BHYHAHAHA!
*Gimli hits the rocks with his ax.*
Gimli: Do I have to keep doing this?
Legolas: Don’t worry, this scene has been cut out.
Gimli: WHAT! How dare they cut a scene out with me in it!
*Gandalf finds the door.*
Gandalf: Ah, I found the door. Now it only mirrors moonlight. (Moon come outs) Ah, now, what's the password?
Gimli: Ummm... it mel...
Gandalf: Shut up! (in elvish) Open sesame! No? ok, open up ya... (bad stuff).
Legolas: GANDALF! How could you say that!
Gandalf: I can’t get it.
Pippin: What are you gonna do, then?
Gandalf: I’m gonna knocked your head against these doors, Peregrin
Took! And if that doesn’t break them, then I’ll say screw this and go
*Gandalf is still trying to get the password. Aragorn and Sam lets Bill go.*
Aragorn: Don’t worry Sam, he know the way home.
Sam: But where’s his home? He just appeared sometime between the Bree and Weathertop.
*Pippin is chucking rocks out into the water. Aragorn stops him.*
Aragorn: Don't throw rocks out in the water!
Pippin: What now, a big squid is out there.
*Gandalf is bashing his head on the rocks*
Gandalf: I... can't... figured... this out!
Frodo: Time for you guys to be awed by my ability to outwit Gandalf.
Gandalf, I figured it out, what's the Elvish word for friend?
Gandalf: Melon... (Gate opens) I can't believe this! I've been outwittewd by a Hobbit! What next, a big squid gonna eat Frodo!
Pippin: Gandalf, a big squid just ate Frodo!
Gandalf: Doh'! Ummm... into the mines!
Boromir: There's alot of dead dwarves in here! And the big squid just spilled my drink!
Frodo: I escaped somehow, let's go!
*The Fellowship runs into Moria and the gate fall in.*
Gandalf: Well, thankfully I have this glowing rock in my staff. Now,
its 20 minutes screen time to the other side. Lets make all the sound
Boromir: You know, these mines smell like strawberries.
Gimli: Glad you like it... I hate it!
*The Fellowship is walking through the mines*
Gandalf: Hey, look... it’s Mithrel.
Aragorn: And what’s that?
Gandalf: I don’t know! What am I, an expert?
Boromir: Ummm... yeh, you are.
Gandalf: Grrr!!! Well, Bilbo had a shirt of Mithrel that he got in The Hobbit.
Gimli: That’s a gift for a king!
Gandalf: Yeh, I never told him that it is made out of paper.
Frodo: I’m in trouble...
*Gandalf and the fellowship are walking up a staircase*
Gandalf: Aright, I’m lost (His staff light goes out) Ohhh... NOT NOW!
Frodo: Gandalf, did you remember to use Energizer batteries?
Gandalf: NO, I used Valinor brand...
*Gandalf is thinking*
Pippin: Are we lost?
Pippin: Merry, I’m hungry.
Merry: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Oops...
Frodo sees something, he runs over to Gandalf.
Frodo: Gandalf, there is something CG down there.
Gandalf: Yeh, It’s Gollum, they just inserted him.
Gandalf: Yeh, I’m supposed to give a long and boring speech, most of
which I can’t even remember, yada, yada, yada, Lets just go on! Hey,
its that way!
Merry: Yay, he remembered!
Gandalf: No, I just looked at the script and saw that we’re supposed to go this way.