The Fellowship of the Ring Parody

by Lordofthejedi17

Part 20

*Cuts over to a snowy field*

Strider: Where in Earth’s name did all this snow come from when its the summer? (Sniffs) Hmmm... Is that a George Forman Grill I smell? (Turns to the Hobbits) Hey, we got only 20 more minute of screentime before we have to reach Rivendell.

Pippin: What about Breakfast?

Strider: Hey, you ate at McLembas an hour ago! Sam properly drove the place out of Business!

Sam: Hey, I can’t help it if the place doesn’t have enough food!

Strider: That McLembas had enough food to... to...

Sam: And I’m still hungry!

Pippin: What about second breakfast?

Strider: (to himself) Why do I get the feeling Sam invented second breakfast? (walks away)

Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

Pippin: What about third breakfast? Lunch? second lunch? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? second supper? Midnight snack? 3am snack? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

Merry: Don’t count on it.

*Merry catches an apple and hands it to Pippin then walks away. Pippin gets hit by a second apple which makes a hollow sound when it hits Pippin’s head.*

Part 21

*Strider and the Hobbits walk through the Midgewater Marshes.*

Merry: (Hitting his face) Ohhhh... what do they eat when they can’t Hobbit!

Pippin: Did anyone noticed that the last scene had snow now this one doesn’t?

Frodo: Freaky...

*Pippin falls into the water. That night, Strider returns with a deer.*

Strider: Nice deer for all of you. (turns away, then turns back) Hey where did the deer go?

Strider, Frodo, Pippin and Merry turn to Sam.

Sam: (mouth full) Why are you all looking at me? The deer got up and took off!

Frodo: Right, Sam...

*The Hobbits are asleep, Strider is singing. Frodo awakes.*

Frodo: Hey, there are some of us trying to get some sleep!

Strider: Sorry... but this scene was cut from the movie, so I can do anything I want!

Frodo: Ok, what’s the song about?

Strider: Some Elf girl who gave her love to some Man and...

Frodo: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ... (Frodo snores away)

Strider: Gee, it was that boring? No wonder this scene was cut out.