The Fellowship of the Ring Parody
*Cuts over to a snowy field*
Strider: Where in Earth’s name did all this snow come from when its the
summer? (Sniffs) Hmmm... Is that a George Forman Grill I smell? (Turns
to the Hobbits) Hey, we got only 20 more minute of screentime before we
have to reach Rivendell.
Pippin: What about Breakfast?
Strider: Hey, you ate at McLembas an hour ago! Sam properly drove the place out of Business!
Sam: Hey, I can’t help it if the place doesn’t have enough food!
Strider: That McLembas had enough food to... to...
Sam: And I’m still hungry!
Pippin: What about second breakfast?
Strider: (to himself) Why do I get the feeling Sam invented second breakfast? (walks away)
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about third breakfast? Lunch? second lunch? Afternoon
tea? Dinner? Supper? second supper? Midnight snack? 3am snack? He knows
about them, doesn’t he?
Merry: Don’t count on it.
*Merry catches an apple and hands it to Pippin then walks away.
Pippin gets hit by a second apple which makes a hollow sound when it
hits Pippin’s head.*
*Strider and the Hobbits walk through the Midgewater Marshes.*
Merry: (Hitting his face) Ohhhh... what do they eat when they can’t Hobbit!
Pippin: Did anyone noticed that the last scene had snow now this one doesn’t?
*Pippin falls into the water. That night, Strider returns with a deer.*
Strider: Nice deer for all of you. (turns away, then turns back) Hey where did the deer go?
Strider, Frodo, Pippin and Merry turn to Sam.
Sam: (mouth full) Why are you all looking at me? The deer got up and took off!
Frodo: Right, Sam...
*The Hobbits are asleep, Strider is singing. Frodo awakes.*
Frodo: Hey, there are some of us trying to get some sleep!
Strider: Sorry... but this scene was cut from the movie, so I can do anything I want!
Frodo: Ok, what’s the song about?
Strider: Some Elf girl who gave her love to some Man and...
Frodo: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ... (Frodo snores away)
Strider: Gee, it was that boring? No wonder this scene was cut out.