The Fellowship of the Ring Parody

by Lordofthejedi17

Part 18


*The Gatekeeper gets up and walks over to the gate.*

Gatekeeper: Yeh!

Witch-King: Hi, can we bust the door down and kill you?

Gatekeeper: Well...

Witch-King’s Horse: FORGET IT! (Busts gate down, Witch-king and 4 other Nazgul come into Bree.)

Witch-King: Lets stop at the Bar!

*Witch-King and the other Nazgul walks into the Prancing Pony, Butterbur is under a table.*

Butterbur: (on the phone) HELP! Peter Jackson, HELP ME! (Witch-King sees him) Oh!

Witch-King: Hi, my name is King, Witch-King and I’m looking for a Baggins. He has a ring that belongs to my boss.

Butterbur: He’s upstairs and to the left!

*One of the other Nazgul grabs him.*

Butterbur: OK, THE RIGHT!

Witch-King: Thanks... we’ll just go upstairs and kil... talk to Baggins!

Butterbur: Ok, (gets back on phone and calls someone else) Hey, Harry Potter, its Hagrid, I need your help...


Part 19

*The Hobbits are in bed. The Nazgul enter.*

Nazgul 1: Hey, lets stab the beds.

Nazgul 2: Nah, lets pull an Othello instead.

Nazgul 1: Its the blades, W-king said so!

Sam: (talking in his sleep) Hmmm... No! No! DON’T! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Nazgul 1: STAB! (Stabs the beds, then pull away the blankets to see only pillows.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The boss won’t be happy about this!

*The Hobbits awake in another room with Strider.*

Merry, Pippin and Sam: What the...

Frodo: What are they?

Strider: They were once movie extras, great movie extras. Then Peter Jackson the deceiver gave to them 9 fat paychecks to be in this movie. Blinded by greed, they took them without question, one by one, falling into the rolls.

Frodo: Hmmm... oh, I fell asleep!

*Strider and the Hobbits leave Bree*

Frodo: Where are you taking us?

Strider: Somewhere. (hits the camera)

Cameraman: Ow! Strider! That really hurt!

Strider: Shut up!

Sam: Are we sure to trust this guy?

Frodo: The Screen Actor’s Guild said we had to!

Sam: Where is he taking us?

Strider: I’m taking you to Rivendell, fat boy!

Sam: Rivendell? Are we doing a remake of The Hobbit?