The Fellowship of the Ring Parody
*Frodo gets up in the Twilight World.*
Frodo: Cool, no one can see me. Let me kick this guy and punch this one...
Eye of Sauron: Yo, boy! What's up?
Frodo: Ahhhhhh! Big, fiery CG eye! Ahhhhh!
Eye of Sauron: Gimmie the ring or...
Frodo: Hold on, how can you talk if your just a eye?
Eye of Sauron: Ummmm... oh!!!!!!! BAGGINS!!!!!!
Frodo: Hahaha! I fooled Sauron! Now I’m going on the Internet...
Eye of Sauron: Ok, e-mail me at [url]email@example.com[/url]
Frodo: NEVER! Here's the ring, you want it?
Eye of Sauron: Yes, boy!
Frodo: Ok, (holds out hand thens pulls back) Physhe!(pulls off the Ring)
Frodo: Wow, that was strange. What’s next, a hand gonna grab me?
Strider grabs Frodo and pins him to a wall.
Strider: You draw too much attention to yourself, Mr. Undershorts.
Frodo: That's the general idea.
*Strider drags Frodo upstairs kicking and screaming and throws him to a room.*
Frodo: (screaming) I’M GONNA GET MY HOBBIT LAWYER, SAMWISE GAMGEE!!!!!
Strider: Sam couldn’t tell his hand from his foot. (Puts the candle out with his fingers) OW! THAT'S HURTS!
Frodo: Why couldn’t you use the cup of water next to you?
Strider: Because, because, ohhhhhhh!!!!!! (swears really badly in elvish)
*Sam, Merry and Pippin come bursting in. Strider draws his sword.*
Sam: Let him go, or I’ll beat you up, longshanks!
Strider: Oh, I am really scared of your fists, a chair, and a candle. You got bigger problems, Frodo. There here...
Frodo: Who? Oh, the Ringwraiths I put back on our trail.