The Fellowship of the Ring Parody

by Lordofthejedi17

Part 12


*Cuts over to nighttime. Nazgul is walking through forest.*

Merry: Hey, how did it become night so quickly?

Pippin: Ummm... to make it more dramatic?

Merry: Guess your right...

Frodo: Yo, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Merry and Pippin: Sorry...

Nazgul: I heard you!

Frodo: GET DOWN BY THIS TALL TREE WITH NO BARK AND THE ONE LIMP BRANCH!

Pippin: What is this all about? And where did we get these cloaks from?

Merry: Yeh, Frodo...

Frodo: I got to destroy this ring. But, first, I must stop by Bree...

Merry: Bree? I know right where that is... Come with me!

*The hobbits get up and run after Merry.*

Merry: There’s Bree!

Frodo: Where!

Merry: Right in front of you!

Sam: WHERE?

Merry: LOOK DOWN!!!!!!

Frodo: Merry, its some cheese!

Merry: Of course, its Brie!

Frodo: Merry, we want to get to Bree, not Brie!

Merry: Oh, the town. Sorry... well... you go thata... Hey, where did the cheese go?

Frodo: SAM!!!!!!!

Sam: (Mouth full) Why do ya blame it on me?

Frodo: Because your fat, that's why!

Merry: That's wasn’t real Brie, Sam. It was fake.

Sam: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Pippin: We should get going...

Nazgul: Hi.

All the Hobbits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*All the Hobbit run to Buckleberry Ferry.*

Pippin: We’ll steal Buckleberry’s boat and not pay the toll!

Sam: Buckleberrys, where?

Merry: Its a name, you stupid, fat... we should use you as a boat, instead.

Pippin: Yea, you might just sink this boat if you get on!

Sam: Well... (gets on boat) See, it didn’t sink. Now...

Farmer Maggot: THERE YOU ARE!

Pippin, Merry and Sam: Where did you come from? You’re not in this scene!

Farmer Maggot: Ummmmm... GOTTA GO!!!!!

The Nazgul and Frodo come running toward the boat.

Nazgul: BAGGINS! YOU OWE ME ALOT OF MONEY!

Frodo: GOOOOOOOO!!!!! (the boat is launched)

Merry: Come on Frodo... YES! Sorry, Mr. Nazgul! We’re all full!

Nazgul: Not if I can help it! Horse, get in the water!

Nazgul’s Horse: YOUR CRAZY!

Nazgul: Crazy! I should have bought the Fell beast instead!

Nazgul’s Horse: HOW DARE YOU! (launches the Nazgul into the water) Take that!

Frodo: Well, Mr. Nazgul, looks like you got some real problems with your horse...

Nazgul: Well, I’ll get my boss and he’ll stab you.

Frodo: (in fake voice) Oooooo... I’m soooo scare. Come on, let’s get going...

Sam: I guess its a bad time to tell you’se that I get boat sick...

Frodo, Pippin and Merry: Oh no...


Part 13

*Frodo and the Hobbits are walking. They here someone.*

Tom Bombadil: A la la la la la...

Frodo: Who are you, and what are you doing in this movie?

Tom Bombadil: I'm a character from the book, but they cut me out of the movie.

Frodo: Well, it stinks to be you. Let's go, guys.

Tom Bombadil: Hey! Don't leave me like that. They gave me a whole chapter in the book! Oh well, back to my songs... now where did I put my Billy Joel album...

Frodo: And I wonder why they left you out of the movie. And your chapter in the book stinks! I skipped it!

Tom Bombadil: What is that supposed to mean? Screw you guys, I’m going home!

Frodo: Good! Get out of this movie! Shoot! And never come back!