The Fellowship of the Ring Parody
*Cuts over to nighttime. Nazgul is walking through forest.*
Merry: Hey, how did it become night so quickly?
Pippin: Ummm... to make it more dramatic?
Merry: Guess your right...
Frodo: Yo, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Merry and Pippin: Sorry...
Nazgul: I heard you!
Frodo: GET DOWN BY THIS TALL TREE WITH NO BARK AND THE ONE LIMP BRANCH!
Pippin: What is this all about? And where did we get these cloaks from?
Merry: Yeh, Frodo...
Frodo: I got to destroy this ring. But, first, I must stop by Bree...
Merry: Bree? I know right where that is... Come with me!
*The hobbits get up and run after Merry.*
Merry: There’s Bree!
Merry: Right in front of you!
Merry: LOOK DOWN!!!!!!
Frodo: Merry, its some cheese!
Merry: Of course, its Brie!
Frodo: Merry, we want to get to Bree, not Brie!
Merry: Oh, the town. Sorry... well... you go thata... Hey, where did the cheese go?
Sam: (Mouth full) Why do ya blame it on me?
Frodo: Because your fat, that's why!
Merry: That's wasn’t real Brie, Sam. It was fake.
Pippin: We should get going...
All the Hobbits: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*All the Hobbit run to Buckleberry Ferry.*
Pippin: We’ll steal Buckleberry’s boat and not pay the toll!
Sam: Buckleberrys, where?
Merry: Its a name, you stupid, fat... we should use you as a boat, instead.
Pippin: Yea, you might just sink this boat if you get on!
Sam: Well... (gets on boat) See, it didn’t sink. Now...
Farmer Maggot: THERE YOU ARE!
Pippin, Merry and Sam: Where did you come from? You’re not in this scene!
Farmer Maggot: Ummmmm... GOTTA GO!!!!!
The Nazgul and Frodo come running toward the boat.
Nazgul: BAGGINS! YOU OWE ME ALOT OF MONEY!
Frodo: GOOOOOOOO!!!!! (the boat is launched)
Merry: Come on Frodo... YES! Sorry, Mr. Nazgul! We’re all full!
Nazgul: Not if I can help it! Horse, get in the water!
Nazgul’s Horse: YOUR CRAZY!
Nazgul: Crazy! I should have bought the Fell beast instead!
Nazgul’s Horse: HOW DARE YOU! (launches the Nazgul into the water) Take that!
Frodo: Well, Mr. Nazgul, looks like you got some real problems with your horse...
Nazgul: Well, I’ll get my boss and he’ll stab you.
Frodo: (in fake voice) Oooooo... I’m soooo scare. Come on, let’s get going...
Sam: I guess its a bad time to tell you’se that I get boat sick...
Frodo, Pippin and Merry: Oh no...
*Frodo and the Hobbits are walking. They here someone.*
Tom Bombadil: A la la la la la...
Frodo: Who are you, and what are you doing in this movie?
Tom Bombadil: I'm a character from the book, but they cut me out of the movie.
Frodo: Well, it stinks to be you. Let's go, guys.
Tom Bombadil: Hey! Don't leave me like that. They gave me a whole
chapter in the book! Oh well, back to my songs... now where did I put
my Billy Joel album...
Frodo: And I wonder why they left you out of the movie. And your chapter in the book stinks! I skipped it!
Tom Bombadil: What is that supposed to mean? Screw you guys, I’m going home!
Frodo: Good! Get out of this movie! Shoot! And never come back!