Bad Writing: an Introduction

by Primula

What is this stuff, and why is it here?

In the summer of 2002 the various writers and would-be-writers on the fanclub boards were issued a challenge by Sauron's Truss somewhat similar to the famed Bulwer-Lytton one: to write something bad.  Really bad. As awful as they could make it while still being in the guise of writing and not complete nonsense.  Vison was our winner, the Queen of the Run-on Sentence, but here you will find as many of the entries as we were able to recover from those who were warped enough to stash them all away. 

So take up your Tums, dear reader, and wade on in.