Suggested King Kong Scripts 

by Wheathills

  Suggestions for scripts for Mr Jacksons new King Kong project.

      "What business does a man, a woman and a gorilla have in the Wilderness? Speak Quickly!"
      "Give me your name, Monkeyboy, and I will give you a banana"
      "I would cut off your head, Ape, if it stood but a little lower to the ground"

      My Brother, My Captain, My King Kong!!


      "You've some skill with a Banana"
      "Monkeys of this country learned long ago that those without Bananas can still slip on them. I fear neither hairballs or swings"
      "What do you fear, my monkey?"
      "A cage. In a circus. In America"


      "...but I think, Mr Kong, I do understand now. Monkeys in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going, because they             were holding on to something.
      "What are we holding on to, Monkey Boy?"
      "The Empire State Building"


      "What Food have we got left?"
      "Well, let me see....monkey nuts, and look, MORE monkey nuts!"


      "ERhh! What's that horrid stink?... a nasty bog nearby. Can you smell it"
      "Yes. I did it!"