Sam and Frodo's Excellent Adventure
A review...of sorts....
Went to the movies the other night and saw something called “Sam and
Frodo’s Excellent Adventure”. It was way cool, about these two little
guys named Sam and Frodo who had to get rid of some ring or other.
There was another part, about some big guy who wanted to be King of
some place, but he had to fight some goblins or something, and there
was a mean guy who didn’t want him to be king. There was a wizard, too,
who could shoot killer light out of his wand, but he must have used up
all his power in one shot, ‘cause later he had to, like, smack guys
around with his wand. There was a really gorgeous chick with pointy
ears, actually I noticed a lot of these guys had pointy ears, too. And
the monsters! Waaaaaaay cool, dudes. I mean, waaaaay cool. Just like
the ones in Star Wars, remember? Especially the Snow Walkers? Wow,
there was, like, millions of monsters, and that was pretty cool. Cooler
than JarJar Binks and the Clones, anyway. Well, a little cooler.
There was this geeky little guy who was pretty nearly naked and he
crawled around a lot and talked to himself. He tried to make trouble
between the two main buddies, and he sorta did, but it turned out okay
in the end. Except then he fought one of the little guys who was
invisible somehow and he bit his finger off and there was blood and
stuff, really gross but kinda cool, too. Then they fought some more and
the naked guy fell into this lava and stuff and the little good guy
nearly fell in too, but who were they trying to kid? I knew he wouldn’t
fall, jeez, guys, I’m not that dumb.
The king guy fought a bunch of monsters and stuff, but he had these
skeleton ghosts fighting for him and it was, like, no contest. The old
mean guy set himself on fire and jumped off a cliff, and then these
flying monsters were swooping around and screeching. It was, like,
It had a kinda happy ending, the king guy got to give the chick a hot
kiss, and the little guys got a cheer from the crowd. Then after a
while one of the little guys, Frodo I think it was, went away on a ship
with the wizard and another chick with pointy ears. That was it.
Someone told me there was a cool video game of this, I gotta see if I
can get it.