Ladies' dress Poll Update..... The members HATH spoken... LOTR Fashion Police Final Vote...
And The Golden Needle for best designed dress goes to:
*drums please*
Eowyn's dress! Congratulations!! Speech Speech Speech!
hmm well Ewoyn seems to be very shy and doesn't
want to give a speech, so here's a recount of the winners that were not posted
due to the fact that the producers of the show decided to cut it out and
replace them with commercials such as "You want not to be seen? you want
to be confused with a rock? Buy ELVEN CLOAK, for those days that you want
to poke your boss' eyes without being seen!" ....
Golden Needle for Worst Make-up cleanser: GRIMA
Golden Needle For Worst Age-defying Cream: Theoden (before Gandalf
appeared)
Golden Needle for worst Tan: Grima
.... and that is it for now, we wil update you soon on the rest of the winners, for now please enjoy our sponsors...
*A woman cooking in the kitchen, smiles as she
finishes setting the table for dinner. Sniffs the aromatic smell flooding
the kitchen. Walks toward the hallway and calls her husband and children.
They dont respond. Angry she opens the front door, puts her hands around
her mouth and yells for her husband and kids.... there is no response. She
begins to dispaire. Meewhile the camera changes the scene and focuses on
the husband in the garage playing with his tools, then the camera changes
and shows the kids playing at the neighbour's back yard. The camera then
shoots back at the lady who's pulling her hair and destroying the kitchen
and everything cooked. Then a narrator's voice is heard: "Tired of cooking
all day long and then not being able to find your family members anywhere
to eat your food? Tired of yelling daily to get their attention? Your problems
are solved..." the camera now shows the woman standing in te front door with
the horn of helms Deep. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK "with the Horn
of Helms Deep, your belovd family members can hear your call anywhere" HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
"you can carry it anywhere, in your purse, in your pocket, or simply hang
it next to the window." HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK "the horn of Helms
Deep, do it for your family, do it for your vocal cords, but above that do
it for yourself" HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
