The Golden Needle Award

by Merka

Ladies' dress Poll Update..... The members HATH spoken... LOTR Fashion Police Final Vote...

And The Golden Needle for best designed dress goes to:

*drums please*

Eowyn's dress! Congratulations!! Speech Speech Speech!

hmm well Ewoyn seems to be very shy and doesn't want to give a speech, so here's a recount of the winners that were not posted due to the fact that the producers of the show decided to cut it out and replace them with commercials such as "You want not to be seen? you want to be confused with a rock? Buy ELVEN CLOAK, for those days that you want to poke your boss' eyes without being seen!" ....

Golden Needle for Worst Make-up cleanser: GRIMA
Golden Needle For Worst Age-defying Cream: Theoden (before Gandalf
Golden Needle for worst Tan: Grima

.... and that is it for now, we wil update you soon on the rest of the winners, for now please enjoy our sponsors...

*A woman cooking in the kitchen, smiles as she finishes setting the table for dinner. Sniffs the aromatic smell flooding the kitchen. Walks toward the hallway and calls her husband and children. They dont respond. Angry she opens the front door, puts her hands around her mouth and yells for her husband and kids.... there is no response. She begins to dispaire. Meewhile the camera changes the scene and focuses on the husband in the garage playing with his tools, then the camera changes and shows the kids playing at the neighbour's back yard. The camera then shoots back at the lady who's pulling her hair and destroying the kitchen and everything cooked. Then a narrator's voice is heard: "Tired of cooking all day long and then not being able to find your family members anywhere to eat your food? Tired of yelling daily to get their attention? Your problems are solved..." the camera now shows the woman standing in te front door with the horn of helms Deep. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK "with the Horn of Helms Deep, your belovd family members can hear your call anywhere" HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK "you can carry it anywhere, in your purse, in your pocket, or simply hang it next to the window." HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK "the horn of Helms Deep, do it for your family, do it for your vocal cords, but above that do it for yourself" HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!

- Merka