Fellowship in the Goo
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''POOF'' The Fellowship lands in a pool of Goo.
Frodo: Ewwww... What is this stuff?
Sam: It's GOO genius!
Frodo: Sam, lets get out of the goo before we become gooey monsters!
Frodo: Sam, does your brain hurt?
Sam: Yes, why?
Frodo: Must it be that hard for you to think?
Sam: *goes brain dead for a secound* It's goo, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Huh, your brain is goo?
Sam: No, you asked me what this stuff was. It's goo.
Frodo: I never asked you that. 0:)
Sam: Goo, goo, wonderful goo. goo for me and goo for you...
Frodo: Stop it Sam! You'll make the Nazgul hear your song and madly cover thier ears!
Frodo: *Screams* Ahhhh! Run Sam, Black Riders!
Sam: *dives under a bush* Where?!
Frodo: *snickers and runs behind a boulder*
Sam: Frodo? Mr. Frodo? Where did you go? I don't hear any Nazgul!
Frodo: *sneaks up behind Sam* BOO! :D
Sam: AHHHHHH! *runs and dives under another bush*
Frodo: *burst out laughing*
Sam: How could you Mr. Frodo!?
Frodo: Do what?
Sam: Goo, goo, wonderful goo. Goo for me and goo for you...
Frodo: I didn't sing that.
Sam: Yes you did!
Frodo: I did not Mr. GOO!
Legolas: *Legolas comes to the rescue* Mr. GOOO where are you?
Sam: *in best scooby doo voice* ROVER RERE!
Frodo: *stares* Am I the only sane one here?
Legolas: I'm SANE.
Sam: In... In... sane
Boromir: I'm Mr. Borogoo!
Frodo: What in Lothlorien? Your dead!
Legolas: That's were i'm from. *wiggles his index finger*
Aragorn: Don't forget Aragoo!
Sam: And Samwise Gamgoo!
Frodo: *screaming* I AM THE ONLY SANE BEING HERE!
Aragoo: *cough* Shorty *cough*
Borogoo: *giggle* *giggle* *crickets*
Samase Gamgoo: Ah Ha! Borogoo got goozed! *laughs under breath*
Borogoo: Oh, will you look at that! I also have a million arrows stuck inf my chest. *keels over* I didn't even notice.
Aragoo: Ok, I'm the king so list____.
*Frodo throws a a glob of goo and hits him square in the face*
*Aragoo grimaces, goo glops off of his nose*
Frodo: I can't take it any more. *bombards everyone with goo and teleports to mount doom*
*Borogoo is sent down the falls for his funeral again*
Legolas: He was such a good man. I mean ______...
Sam: Zombie. *teleports himself to Mount Doom with Frodo*
*Sam falls in fire for the fiftyith time in his life*
*Frodo pulls Sam out and throws a goo ball in his face*
Frodo: How many times have I told you not to jump in fire Sam?
Sam: I'm sorry Mr. Frodo *Goo glops in his mouth* !!!
Frodo: Yor like a moth and a light.
Sam: *suddenly remebers* Oh my Gandalf! Hurry Frodo! Throw the ring in!
Frodo: I already did Sam *stares* That was a year ago!
Sam: You didn't want to stay in the Undying lands?
Frodo: Well I have to come and laugh at you wrinkles once in a while!
Sam: It's only been a year!
Frodo: Are you sure? *sarcastic* You did forget we destroyed the ring and Sauron...
Sam: Leave me and my wee brain alone!
Frodo: Sam, how can I leave your wee brain alone when you don't have one?
Sam: Uh...... Thats not nice! I have one...
its just.... reciting right now. So its hard to think. I think I have
an obbsessive dissorder.
Frodo: About what?
Sam: Potatoes and fire. Here let me say it for you.
Frodo: Wait, thats not necessary... I ___
Frodo: Shoosh, before I burn every po-ta-toe in the world!
Sam: Oh, please no, I'm sorry Mr. Fro-ta-toe!
Frodo: *burst out laughing*
Sam: Noooooo! *jumps into Mount Doom agian* I'll burn myself before my taters are destroyed! *Frodo catches him*
Gollum: Did someone say taters ? TATERS?! Now THE WHOLE MIDLE EARTH IS GOING TO FEEL MY WRATH!
*trys to knock Frodo in Mount Doom with a fish stick*
*Gollum eats the fish stick*
Gollum: Ummmmmmm! FISH!
*Sma takes them and cooks them*
Gollum: *girlish scream* Ewwwwwwwww, spoil nice fish!
*Gollum screams until he pops like popcorn*