The Scene: A dark forest near the top-secret club headquarters of The S.M.E.A.G.O.L. Society. Blackie is talking with Primula...
Blackie: So um, ya wanna join our top-secret club???
Primula: [incredulous] So you offer me membership into the SMEAGOL SOCIETY freely???
Primula: I will not deny that my heart has long desired this. Instead of a LOTR Club Board poster you would have be become...
[We see CGI special effects which turn the lovely Primula into a wild-eyed, foaming at the mouth, fanatic.
Primula: ...a TOTAL LOTR MOVIE GEEK!!!
[The special effects disappear.]
Primula: [shaken] I passed the test! I will remain Primula and keep at least *some* dignity and self-respect when it comes to Lord of the Rings.
Blackie: [wild-eyed and foaming at the mouth] Well, be THAT way then!
[Blackie runs away with shouts of "Frodo Lives! Frodo Lives!"