Tales of the Pants!

(Gathered by Redbeard)

Arwen: "What's this? A Ranger, caught with his pants down?" (Mrs Pip)

The pints scene- "What's that?" "This, my friend, is a belt." "They come with belts? I'm getting one." (Mrs Pip)

Strider:"You draw far too much attention to your pants, Mr. Underhill!" (Mrs Pip)

Legolas:"He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and you owe him your pants." (Mrs Pip)

"Dragons steal pants, you know, from men and elves and dwarves, wherever they can find them; and they guard their wardrobe as long as they live (which is practically for ever, unless they are killed), and never enjoy a brass button of it." -Thorin Oakenshield (ok that was from the hobbit, but you know... =) (Mrs Pip)

Frodo:"Sam and I must leave our pants behind." Merry: "Right. Unbuckle Merry." (Mrs Pip)

Boromir: "Shards of Narsil! The sword that cut the pants off Sauron's waist!"(Mrs Pip)

If I put one more leg in, I'll have on the most pants I've ever worn. -Sam (Mrs Pip)

Frodo: "go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordo without my pants!" (Mrs Pip)

Gandalf on the bridge in moria- "your fly you fool!" (Mrs Pip)

Frodo at counsel of Elrond: "I will take the pants, though I do not know the way." (Mrs Pip)

Aragorn: "If by my life or pants I can aid you, I will. You have my sword. Legolas: "And my bow." Gimili: "And my pants." (Mrs pip)

Gandalf: "YOU.....SHALL NOT.... drop your pants!" (Mindblade)

Galadriel "You will find your pants" (Mindblade)

Galadriel "The world is changing, I can feel it in my pants" (Mindblade)

Frodo: "I wish these pants had never come to me, I wish none of this had every happened" (Mindblade)

Gandalf: "So do all who come to see such times" (Stefbaggins)

Elrond: "These pants cannot be washed like that, Gimli, son of Glóin. They must be cast into the fires (Mindblade)

Arwen: "Give him the pants that were given to me." (StefBaggins)

Boromir about Mordor: "There are pants there that do not get washed!" (StefBaggins)

Boromir : You cannot do this. Not with 10000 pants! (Mindblade) (Though he claimed he couldn't remember the exact words. "Direct" quote: "Not with 10,000 pants could you do this")

Aragorn: "I swore to protect you!", Frodo: "But can you protect me from your pants?" (Mindblade)

Frodo: "Shire? Baggins? Why that would lead them to my pants!" (StefBaggins)

Bilbo: "I feel stretched, like pants pulled over fat thighs." (Stefbaggins)

For a time will come when pants... will rule the fate of all. (Rayvah)

Arwen: "If you want them... come and claim them!" [doesn't even have the word 'pants' in it!] (Mindblade)

Galadriel: "The mirror shows many things. Pants that were. Pants that are. And some pants... that have not yet fallen down" (Rayvah)

Frodo: "We are headed to the Prancing Pony. Our pants are our own." (StefBaggins)

Boromir: "I see your mind! You will drop your pants before Sauron!" (Rayvah)

Gandalf: "For the pants of Saruman are not lightly thrown aside" (Rayvah)

Saruman: "You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man - pants!" (Rayvah)

Saruman, talking to Sauron: "How can I service you?" (Mindblade)

Boromir to Aragorn, before he dies: "I tried to take his pants..." (Mindblade)

Legolas: "The waist of my pants draws near to my feet... I can feel it" (Rayvah)

Legolas: "There are felled pants on the wind" (FrodoLover)

Conversation between Merry and Pippin: (the second breakfast scene) Pippin- "What about pants?" Merry- "I don't think he knows about pants." Pippin- "What about underpants, then? Does he know about them?" Merry- "I wouldn't bet on it." (Mrs Pip)

No! The big one! The big one! Without pants! (StefBaggins)