Middle-earth Nursery Rhymes

by Dandy

Goldberry, goldenberry
twins of the morning boards
one sponges little Frodo
the other Legolas wards

Our friend Little Ms Pip
changed her name to Took.
When she walks in
we fights not to grin
and give her a second look.

Ararrat our friend
sure hope you get feeling better
wont the hospital spongers
let you write us another letter?

Sauron woke me up
early in the day
couldn't go back to sleep
so on the computer I play

SAURON one-eye
Sat on his wall
SAURON one-eye
Had a great fall
All Eomer's horses
And all Aragorn's men
Knew that the shadow
Would not rise again.

Merry, Merry an apple eater
Loved by Stef but couldn't keep her
He put her in a Hobbit Hill
Now she has a book to fill.

Frodo was a merry lad
His eyes were blue as, oh
And everywhere that Frodo went
Dandy's sure to know.

Dear, dear lil'bit
your poetry is so fine
you make me wish
that I had your gift for rhyme.

I have a Hobbit in my pocket
I take him to work with me
My friends always shake their heads
and tell me that I am Looney.

Cadsuane shows on Friday night
In her golden flippers
Wishes instead that she had worn
A pair of dancing slippers

The Happy Frodo Mambo Dance
That is what you see
When you see Those Eyes dancing
At Bilbo's little party

Dandy sat by her fire
Playing with Frodo and Sam
Removed from LOTR alias
Said it created to much Spam

Prim makes you feel most welcome
A smile upon her face
Wonders why her seed cakes
Disappear without a trace.

Sam and Fro went up the hill
To throw a ring away
Sam fell down, got hit on the crown
When Gollum got into their way.

Rosie posy, puddin' and pie
Loves lil' Sam, he's one cute guy
When Turgon comes online to play
Rosie posy runs away.

Little Goldberry
Has come up to town
In a golden muumuu
And a sponger crown

In the old book Tollers did say
Frodo spent a lot of time feet stabbing.
But Alas for Frodo under Peter Jackson's sway
Were a whole lot of Frodo's feet nabbing.

TOElf and ValkyC
Via for a certain elf
Uses fax & bubble machines
And Gimlets taped to a shelf

Goldberry, goldenberry
twins of the morning boards
one sponges little Frodo
the other Legolas wards

Our friend Little Ms Pip
changed her name to Took.
When she walks in
we fights not to grin
and give her a second look.

Ararrat our friend
sure hope you get feeling better
wont the hospital spongers
let you write us another letter?

Sauron woke me up
early in the day
couldn't go back to sleep
so on the computer I play

SAURON one-eye
Sat on his wall
SAURON one-eye
Had a great fall
All Eomer's horses
And all Aragorn's men
Knew that the shadow
Would not rise again.

Merry, Merry an apple eater
Loved by Stef but couldn't keep her
He put her in a Hobbit Hill
Now she has a book to fill.

Frodo was a merry lad
His eyes were blue as, oh
And everywhere that Frodo went
Dandy's sure to know.

Dear, dear lil'bit
your poetry is so fine
you make me wish
that I had your gift for rhyme.

I have a Hobbit in my pocket
I take him to work with me
My friends always shake their heads
and tell me that I am Looney.