Tori*Took's Sung to the Tune of...


Title:
I love to tell the story
Oh Frightful Night
Pour Me a Pint
Can I Have a Mushroom Please?
When You're Gone
Always I hear, a voice say "Precious" all the time
A poem for Pip/Billy
Here Comes Your Sam
The Best of Times
Why Can't We be Friends?
To the Tune of:
I Love to Tell the Story
O Holy Night
(tune by the Electrics)
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Three Doors Down
Always
The Drinking Song
Here Comes the Sun
The Best of Times
Why Can't We be Friends?


(To the tune of the old gospel hymn "I love to tell the story" )

I love to tell the story
of Gandalf Mithrandir
of his love for hobbits
and the southfarthing leaf!
he went on a fatefull quest
to help destroy a ring
but when he fought the balrog
no longer could he sing

I love to tell the story
of when he finally fell
everyone was saddened
a lament they could not tell
but one day he came back
not gray but oh so white
he came back to help them
and get rid of Saruman!

- Tori*Took


Oh Frightful Night
tune: O Holy Night

Oh frightful night
The terror is arising
They come near
Their screeching you here

Long and High pitched
We cower at their presence
There is a fear
Never felt before

A flying fear
Remembrance of an evil
They come back now
to torment once again

Fall on your knees
Oh tremble beneath their darkness
Their steeds fly o'rhead
Did not find what they still seek
Oh terror and darkness
Fly on to Mordor now

The Pain of steel
Comes back to Frodo's shoulder
Though terror be
In Rohan now

Stumbles to the ground
Clutching at the ring
Heavy it becomes
Darkness does increase

A flying fear
Remembrance of an evil
They come back now
To torment once again

Fall on your knees
Oh Sam protect your master
The pain destroys
Any hope of going on
Sam shelters his master
This ring, much hurt it brings

Now it has passed
The terror of evil
But soon it shall fly over again

Shaking with fear
Frodo doesn’t hear
Samwise calling out to his name

The Eye it burns his mind
To put the ring on
Black Speech it fills his mind as Sam calls him

"Up on your feet, sir!
They've past! we must go on!"
He helps him up
Frodo sways and Sam holds on
New courage and hope allows them to carry on........

- Tori*Took

Parody for The Prancing Pony Patrons : Pour me a Pint

This is a song by a Scottish/Celtic/Rock group(though this song does not have a 'rock' sort of feel) by The Electrics (if you've heard of them)
It's called "Pour Me a Pint" and just the title makes me think of you guys! so here we go...


: : Pippin, leading the Tooks, begins the slightly slower Celtic music as Tori*Took sings::

The first time that I met them
They seemed slightly odd
but after another good 5 weeks
I knew them and of course the mods
No longer strange they seemed
Did I change? only the RW could tell
I said, "I don't know what your drinkin,
but pour me a pint as well"

They said, "All we're drinkin's the Ale,
or the goo which is quite good too,
come and join this fellowship
You get pegged because you're new"
Family they seem like now
I'm under the Pony spell
I said, "It's the same as Pip is drinkin,
so pour me a pint as well. It's the same as Pip is drinkin, so pour me a pint as well!"

: :musical Interlude with flute and accordian::

Well they made me feel quite welcome
I now greet new people I meet
I slide drinks down the bar
Kareoke songs are quite neat
Dancing with our beloved Dwarf
And to Truss, we wish him well
We say, "Let's drink to our soldiers
and pour them a pint as well"

We see green, from new and old mods
Who love to join in the Fun
In Parties of the Pony,
I fight for the keyboard with my mum
And I can't quite explain it,
in a way that I can tell...
so I say, "you all are precious to me, so pour us a pint as well, I'll put it on my tab, so pour me a pint as well!"

: : Musical interlude with Fiddle as Rosie and Sam dance along with the other Patrons and hobbits::

There are times some will be down
cause thier sick or just sad
But you'll always find a friendly face
whose friends think they're also mad
They know just what your going through
They will treat you with respect
We say, "Just going to lift you up, we'll pour you a pint as well...I love all the Pony parons, so we'll pour a pint as well...love Escapin to Middle Earth, Pip can have a Pint as well..."

: :Beautiful Celtic Musical continues to be played by Pippin and the other Tooks as the song ends

- Tori*Took

Can I Have a Mushroom Please?
To the tune of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" from The Lion King

*Merry and Pippin step up to their Microphones....Farmer Maggot sees their mischief and grabs his own mic...*

Merry: "Can I have a mushroom please?
They just look so good!
Just give me one....or 2 or 3
I'm begging farmer please!"

Pippin: "Last time I tried to steal
Your dogs hunted me.
I've got scars, please lend me something
at least I asked this time!"

Farmer Maggot: "NO, Pippin! get out of here!
I don't want to see your face
This food is mine, if you come back you'll die!
My dogs will chase you down!"

Pipin: "Come, Merry, Let's leave this place
On the way we'll eat
We'll run fast, so we don't lose our legs
From those nasty dogs!"

Farmer Maggot: "I heard that!
you get back here!
Don't you run from me!
You eat my 'shrooms and you will pay!
Fang hasn't eaten for a week!"

*Merry drops his microphone and yells at Pippin* "RUN!" *and with they they both bolt for the door....Farmer Maggot follows*
- Tori*Took

When You're Gone
(to the tune of "Three Doors Down")

There's another world outside of here
That you may never see
There's some good in this world
I wish not to hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away...
Maybe I'm just blind...

Hope is not blind...

[chorus]
I'll hold you when your here
I wish that I was wrong
You're gone. I am so scared
I'll love you when you're gone <
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be where
You are now going to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
I'll hold you when you're here
I wish that I was wrong
You're gone. I am so scared
You won't always be here
I'll love you when you're gone
[end chorus]

Love you when you're gone....

stung by death too early
in this dark and evil space
You're cold
I wish that I could take your place
Roaming through this darkness
I'm alive but I'm alone
Part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone

[chorus]
I'll hold you when your here
I wish that I was wrong
You're gone. I am so scared
I'll love you when you're gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be where
You are now going to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything <
If only for your good
I'll hold you when you're here
I wish that I was wrong
You're gone. I am so scared
You won't always be here
I'll love you when you're gone
[end chorus]

Hope is not yet gone....

Love you when You're gone
When you're Gone
When you're Gone
When you're Gone........
-Tori*Took

Tune: "Always" by Saliva

I hear, a voice say "Precious" all the time
It's telling me all these things, that Power could be mine
Is It, my one and only desire
Is It the reason I breathe, or Is It the reason I cry

Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you

I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you
I breathe you, I taste you, I can’t get around you
I just can't take anymore, of such a little thing
So precious yet it destroys, do I want to let it go?

I feel, so thin is it because of this thing?
I guess I'll pack up my things, Leave for Rivendell
This thing, you made me leave it behind
As I walk out my door, all I can hear is the sound of

Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you

I love you, I hate you, I can't live without you
I breathe you, I taste you, I can’t get around you
I just can't take anymore, of such a little thing
so Precious yet it destroys, but now I had to let go

I thought it was just a Ring
but now its mine, I won't give it up

Always... always... always... always...

I see, why my uncle kept it, in his hands
So bright and beautiful, its all mine
will it, break my will, or my mind
Make me turn on my friends, even beloved Sam

I love you, I hate you, I can’t live without you
I breathe you, I taste you, I can't get around you
I just can't take anymore, of such a little thing
But now we're here I want it! won't give it up.

I love you, I'll help you, you can live without it
I see you, your pain, We're here so throw it in!
I just can't take anymore, of such a little thing
destroy it now, it is destroying you

Always... always... always...
- Tori*Took

A poem for Pip/Billy
 you can figure out which tune this goes to!

Heigh ho!
Pippin's smile just glows!
to brighten days. Let's sing our praise!
He comes to life
that fool of a took
The next thing you know you're glued to the book

Sweet is the sound of the accent so dear
and the humor that goes with the scottsman near
Better than actors with lotsa fame
girls come runnin at the sound of his name!
- Tori*Took


Here Comes Your Sam, as sung by the Old Gaffer
(tune: Here Comes the Sun)

Here comes your Sam,
Do do do do
here comes your Sam,
And I say it's all right

Little Rosie, dry your quiet, lonely tears
Little Rosie, it feels like years since he's been here

Here comes your Sam, do do do do
here comes your Sam
And I say it's all right

Little Rosie, sweet smile returns to your fair fa-ace
Little Rosie, it seems like years since he's been here

Here comes your Sam,
do do do do
here comes your Sam
And I say it's all right

Sam, Sam, Sam, here he comes...
Sam, Sam, Sam, here he comes...
Sam, Sam, Sam, here he comes...
Sam, Sam, Sam, here he comes...
Sam, Sam, Sam, here he comes...

Little Rosie, I feel that he will save the Shire
Little Rosie, it seems his love for you is clear
Here comes your Sam, do do do do
here comes your Sam,
And I say it's all right

It's all right



The Best of Times

originally by Styx, redone by Sam

Tonight's the night we'll make history, Frodo, you and I
And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time
And stay with you here tonight

I know you feel these are the worst of times
I do believe it's true
When people lock their doors and hide inside
Rumor has it it's the end of Paradise
But I know, if we let the world just die
Frodo, I know, I'd know I'd have to cry

The best of times
when I think of home with you
Some rain some shine,
we'll make this Middle Earth so new
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times

The elf lords said 'these are the worst of times'
I do believe it's true
I feel so helpless like a hobbit in a boat
I wish this ring would be destroyed like this next note
But I know, if the world turned upside down
Frodo, I know the eagles will be around

The best of times
when I think of home with you
Some rain some shine,
we'll make this Middle Earth so new
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
We'll take the best, forget the rest
And someday we'll find these are the best of times
These are the best of times



Why can't we be friends?
 (By a group called War, but I know SmashMouth did a version of it too...but it's now changed by me :-))

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

(Gimli) I know you live for a long long time
I never liked you or said "You're fine"

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

(Legolas) I know you spend all the time underground
I thought Dwarves were filthy and loud

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

(G) I never thought I'd say it, but you're pretty neat
Elves aren't so bad, and light with your feet

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

(L) Your race no longer matters to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

(G) I'd kind of like you to see my home town
I'm sure you'd like it, though it's underground

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

(L) Sure, I'll go with you, if you come with me
Back to Fangorn, with the talking trees

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
(fading out)