A special song for Bilbo from Gollum's POV
(clears throat, it was a long day at work, not bad, just long)
I lost my precious ring when I went to catch shiny fish
The fish was going to be so very dee lee shee ish
When I looked for my precious it was gone
And I had loved my precious for so long.
(Refrain)
I've lost my precious ring
Whoa, my shiny ring
You've stole my precious ring
Now it's gone, gone, gone wooooooooooooooooh!
You were lost under the Misty mountains when you found me
I was hungry and a hobbit would be nice and juicy
I challenged you to a riddle contest
You asked what did you have in your pockets
(Refrain)
I've lost my precious ring
Whoa, my shiny ring
You've stole my precious ring
Now it's gone, gone, gone wooooooooooooooooh!
Bilbo, Bilbo that's when I knew you had my ring
I tried to catch you, but didn't see anything, yeah
I want my ring, my ring, my ring you stole from me today
So don't, don't, don't run too far away.
Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo
I beg of you please, please
I need my ring, I need my ring
I need my ring, I need my ring
So bring it on back, so bring it on back
Bring it on back, so bring it on back.
Bring back my precious ring
Whoa my precious ring
Bring back my precious ring
"Cause it's gone, gone, gone
And I can't go on nooooooooo.
((Calafalas takes a bow, rips off poly suit, and heads for the
bar.))
- Lothithil
Bilbo's Baking Song - by Niere
(To the tune of Bilbo's Walking Song)
The dough is rising in the sun,
Knead on the board, place on the pan,
Now bake it all, the rolls are done,
And I must eat them with my jam.
Where are the presents?
We're coming for the gifts!
Move back the tables
We're ready for some dan-cing!
Where is the cake,
Icing flowers with a bow?
It's a party--birthday party for Bil-bo!
Who all is coming
Were you invited too?
Will he tell stories
Of trolls, and dragons roaring?
Now where is Gandalf,
The man who makes the show!?
It's a party--birthday party for Bil-bo!
