Songs about Bilbo Baggins 

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A Special Song for Bilbo from Gollum's POV - Calafalas
Bilbo and the Dragon - Lothithil
My Uncle Helped Slay a Dragon... - Lothithil
Bilbo's Baking Song - Niere
Bilbo's Birthday Song - Orlindall
The Baggins Tale (a lullaby) - Onono Laivindur


A special song for Bilbo from Gollum's POV

Sung to the Righteous Brothers You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin"

(clears throat, it was a long day at work, not bad, just long)
I lost my precious ring when I went to catch shiny fish
The fish was going to be so very dee lee shee ish
When I looked for my precious it was gone
And I had loved my precious for so long.

(Refrain)
I've lost my precious ring
Whoa, my shiny ring
You've stole my precious ring
Now it's gone, gone, gone wooooooooooooooooh!

You were lost under the Misty mountains when you found me
I was hungry and a hobbit would be nice and juicy
I challenged you to a riddle contest
You asked what did you have in your pockets

(Refrain)
I've lost my precious ring
Whoa, my shiny ring
You've stole my precious ring
Now it's gone, gone, gone wooooooooooooooooh!

Bilbo, Bilbo that's when I knew you had my ring
I tried to catch you, but didn't see anything, yeah
I want my ring, my ring, my ring you stole from me today
So don't, don't, don't run too far away.

Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo
I beg of you please, please
I need my ring, I need my ring
I need my ring, I need my ring
So bring it on back, so bring it on back
Bring it on back, so bring it on back.

Bring back my precious ring
Whoa my precious ring
Bring back my precious ring
"Cause it's gone, gone, gone
And I can't go on nooooooooo.

((Calafalas takes a bow, rips off poly suit, and heads for the bar.))



Bilbo and the Dragon
Song: Time For Me To Fly,by Reo Speedwagon

I've been meeting goals for you
I've been tripping trolls for you
But I just can't get any relief
I've swallowed my pride for you
I've ducked and dived for you
But you still make me feel like a thief

You got me stealin' your gold away
Cause you can't retrieve it
Sneaking down passage ways
I couldn't get out of it
Oh I make you rich
If I don't get fried
I believe it's time my Ring was tried!

You said we'd work it out
You said that you had no doubt
That I could find a way to get in
Oh, but I'm tired of doin' it all
Cause I'm the only one with gall
Now I am gonna face a dragon!

I've had enough of this business
This is not in my contract
Enough minipulation
I wish I could retract
Oh I make you rich
If the dragon's asleep
I am in this Adventure way too deep!

Time for me to try
Oh, I've got to get closer to see
Time for me to try
It would be the bravest thing for me
I know this dragon is no fly
But it's time for me to try
Oh, don't you know it's...

It's time for me to try!!

- Lothithil



My Uncle Helped Slay A Dragon, And All He Brought Me Was This Stupid Ring
tune: She Hates Me, by Puddle of Mudd

It was lost for two thousand years
Gollum found it, killed his peer
It took all he ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip he can't grip
never thought he'd be the one who'd slip
then he started to realize
he was living one big lie

The Ring is evil
whispers: trust
The Ring is evil
whispers: la la la lies
He tried too hard
and It tore his will out like he had none
and ripped it away

I got the Ring, thought It was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for seventeen years
then it became my greatest fear

in a trapp trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I’m being hunted by a Big Red Eye!

The Ring is evil
whispers: trust
The Ring is evil
whispers: la la la lies
I tried too hard
and It tore my will out like I had none
and ripped it away

This is my story; it is my chore
To take this stupid Ring to Mordor
Toss it in to the Cracks of Doom
Before the Dark Lord lowers the boom

The Ring is evil
whispers: trust
The Ring is evil
whispers: la la la lies
I tried too hard
and It tore my will out like I had none
and ripped it away

la la la la la la la la la lies
whispers: Trust
la la la la la la la la la lies
whispers: Trust
and It tore my mind out like I had none
The Ring is Evil…
- Lothithil

Bilbo's Baking Song - by Niere
(To the tune of Bilbo's Walking Song)

The dough is rising in the sun,
Knead on the board, place on the pan,
Now bake it all, the rolls are done,
And I must eat them with my jam.

- Niere


Bilbo's Birthday Song
(Sung to the tune that the hobbit band plays at the Long Awaited Party)

Where are the presents?
We're coming for the gifts!

Move back the tables
We're ready for some dan-cing!

Where is the cake,
Icing flowers with a bow?

It's a party--birthday party for Bil-bo!

Who all is coming
Were you invited too?

Will he tell stories
Of trolls, and dragons roaring?

Now where is Gandalf,
The man who makes the show!?

It's a party--birthday party for Bil-bo!

- Orlindall



The Baggins Tale (a lullaby)

For every Hobbit Lad or Lass
That ever wondered what lay past
The Buckland borders or down the trail
You best remember the Baggins Tale

Fa La La La La La Lee
Tra La La La La La Low
Be home afore supper or you'll see
It's down to the Goblin caves you'll go

Always be careful of what you wish
And if the Dwarves sing "break the dish"
Watch out for Wizard Gandalfs' nod
Or it's off to the Dragon Lands you'll trod

Fa La La La La La Lee
Tra La La La La La Low
Be home afore supper or you'll see
It's down to the Goblin caves you'll go

Remember, my dear, what became of him
He disappeared, wasn't see again
So if you want to remain safe
The Shire, my child, is the only place

Fa La La La La La Lee
Tra La La La La La Low
Be home afore supper or you'll see
It's down to the Goblin caves you'll go.
- Onono Laivindur