Sung to the Tune of....4

Contents of this page:
A very short song about Shelob - Mirthwood
Bilbo's Baking Song - Niere
Bilbo's Birthday Song - Orlindall
Free Fallin' - Misty Mountain Hopper
Frodo to Sam at Mt. Doom - Kingunderthemountain
His Name was Frodo - Peregrine
Hope He doesn't See Me - TheWhiteRider
I will always remember - Elethril
I'm Merry Brandybuck - Peregrine
In honour of Old Gaffer's Eleventy-First Day party at the mailbox - Goldberry
In Sauron's Smokin' Mountain -Vison
It's the One Ring After All - Anborn1
One Year - Elendil101
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea - Pippin's Sunshine
Three blind orcs - Barliman Butterbur


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"Free Fallin'"
(Tom Petty etc.)

It’s been four days travlin’ through Moria
The Fellowship’s been taking it really hard
Now a new foe, gotta stop him from crossing
He’s a bad boy, I’ll break this bridge for a start

And I'm free I'm free fallin'
Yeah I'm free free fallin'

All the orcs came, drumming in the caverns
And I said aloud “You shall not pass”
But the Balrog is a flame and a shadow
And I knew the best way was Caradhras

Now I'm free I'm free fallin'
Yeah I'm free free fallin'

I’m gonna glide down, and fight this demon
I’ll take Glamdring and poke him in the eye
I’m gonna smote him on the highest mountain
Gonna leave this world for a while

And I'm free I'm free fallin'
Yeah I'm free free fallin'

-Misty Mountain Hopper
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Three blind orcs

Three blind Orcs,
Three blind Orcs,
See how the run,
They all ran after Boromir,
Who cut off their heads,
With a great big sword,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As the three blind Orcs.

- Barliman Butterbur
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Bilbo's Baking Song - by Niere
(To the tune of Bilbo's Walking Song)

The dough is rising in the sun,
Knead on the board, place on the pan,
Now bake it all, the rolls are done,
And I must eat them with my jam.

- Niere
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"One Year"
(to the tune of "One Week')

It’s been one Year since I left the Shire
Getting ride of this Ring
Was my desire
5 Months since we met old man Willow
But then came Tom Bombadillo
Two Months since we were at Moria
I looked at the Balrog and said, “See ya!”
One Month since Amon Hen
That’s were there Fellowship had been

Hold it now and watch me sing
Because I got rid of the Ring
You’ll think you’re looking at a hero
I ask for a helping hand
And here comes Sam
He my friend
And will always be cuz’ he’s no zero

Gonna ask a for a break and take a break
Once I go and lay by a lake
I like spring; it’s the finest of the seasons
Gotta see my friends
Who are around the bends
Our friendships will never end
We stick by each other
For so many reasons

Gollum went crazy because the Ring drove him mad
Trying hard not to cry though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy that cries at a party
Can understand what I mean?
Well you'll soon see
I have a tendency wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of wearing a coat

It’s been one year since we left the Shire
In Moria I’m surprised Gandalf didn’t catch fire
5 Months since we were at Bree
There was trouble as far as I could see
Two Months since Gandalf died
But whoever said that, it was a lie
One Month since the breaking
It was a miracle in the making.

Now I sit back as the clock keeps tickin'
Taking up time with things that need Fixin'
Watchin’ children run in the field
And they won’t yield
On the quest I was Frantic
Heck, I was Trantic
But now I’m back in the Shire

Like the others, I’m at peace
The fighting has ceased
Now I just lay back and start a fire
Gonna sleep in my chair
Gonna go and re-curl my hair
Just so I can relaxed and get to sleepin'
Gotta finish the end of Bilbo’s book
And maybe give it a new look
But I got to stop myself from weepin'

Gollum went crazy because the Ring drove him mad
Trying hard not to cry though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy that cries at a party
Can understand what I mean?
Well you soon will
I have a tendency wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of wearing a coat

It’s been one year since we left the Shire
The Sackville-Bagginsess are such big liars
5 months since I met Aragorn
Back then he use to say I was forlorn
2 Months since Caras Galadhon
That was the prettiest of dawns
One Month since we came to Mordor
Next thing we had to do was open the door
This mission put me to the test
So it will still be awhile till I’ll be at rest

So it will still be awhile till I’ll be at rest
So it will still be awhile till I’ll be at rest
- Elendil101
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There's a hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a mountain in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a mountain in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a Dwarf in the mountain, in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a Dwarf in the mountain, in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a woods on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a woods on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's flets in the woods on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's flets in the woods on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's Elves on the flets in the woods on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's Elves on the flets in the woods on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a Shire in the woods with the flets of the Elves on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a Shire in the woods with the flets of the Elves on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a Hobbit in the Shire in the woods with the flets of the Elves on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a Hobbit in the Shire in the woods with the flets of the Elves on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's Bilbo's Bag End in the Shire in the woods with the flets of the Elves on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's Bilbo's Bag End in the Shire in the woods with the flets of the Elves on the mountain of the Dwarf in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

- Pippin's Sunshine
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In honour of Old Gaffer's Eleventy-First Day party at the mailbox
To the tune of 'Beautiful Day', by U2.

The meadow's in bloom, shoots up through the grassy ground
And there's no room, no space left in this field
You're in luck; there'll be food and drink everywhere
Excitement builds; everybody will be there
We've all found a friend to keep us company in this place
Someone you could lend a hand in return for grace

It's a beautiful day, fireworks fall
And you feel like it's a beautiful day
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

Soon we'll be on the road, we know our destination
But right now, all together, no thoughts of desolation
We love this fellowship; and we love the snacks too
People have come from all over; people who know the value of goo

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

Feed me, and bring more mushrooms to this place
Feed me, I know that I'm a hopeless case

See the world in green and bloom
See magic right in front of you
See far visions broken by cloud
See the hobbit kids clearing the table out
See the friendly lamps by night
See the gleam of fireworks' first light
See the tails pinned on kilts, no doubt
During the party when the swooners come out

It was a beautiful day
Beautiful day
Don't let it get away

Feed me, and bring more seedcakes to this place
Feed me, I know that I'm a hopeless case

What you don't have, you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have, you don't need it now
You don't need it now, need it now

Beautiful day

- Goldberry
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Frodo is on top of Mount Doom, struggling as to whether he should keep the Ring. Suddenly he rips off his cloak to reveal a sequined waistcoat and pinstriped pants. Spotlight on the Ring.

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(to the tune of Cry by Mandy Moore)

I will always remember
On top of Mount Doom
Would have kept you forever
I guess I was consumed
yeah...
I know I'm all by myself
Staring down at a chasm wide
I've been changed

Chorus:
In places Nazgul may find
There's nowhere for this ring to hide
(ring to hide)
Was then that I realized
That destruction was in my eyes
The moment I saw hope die
(die)

Moment that I saw hope die

My heart burned like an ember
I didn't need you before
(and you were)
You were always the bad one
I was always so...sure
I know I'm all by myeself
Staring down at a chasm wide
I've been changed

Chorus

I want to hold you
I don't want to throw you away
I want to own you
I want to make your power...all mine...

I will always remember...
On top of Mount Doom...
In places Nazgul may find...

Chorus
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Sam and Gollum burst in to applause, wiping away tears. Frodo bows and goes back to the story as if he has not just sung a pop song.

- Elethril
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It's the One Ring after all
Er, ahem, to the tune of It's a Small World After All (OMG I can't believe I'm doing this)

It's the One Ring after all
It's the One Ring after all
It's the One Ring after all
It's the One Ring after all

It's a thing that's round
Just a ring of gold
It's so bright and shiny
And very old
Sauron's looking it for it
It's his to hold
It's the One Ring after all

It's the One Ring after all etc.

Bilbo found it in
The dark wet cave
Won it from Gollum
It latest slave
Now poor Frodo's got it
To throw away
It's the One Ring after all...

(everybody sing...)
It's the One Ring after all
etc .

- Anborn1
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A very short song about Shelob
Sung to the tune of The Teensy Weensy (or Itsy Bitsy, if you prefer) Spider

The creeping evil Shelob
Hid in her cave of gloom.
In came Sam Gamgee
His master Frodo doomed.

Stung in the neck
Dear Frodo hit the floor.
And the creeping evil Shelob
Felt Sam's avenging score.

- Mirthwood
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Bilbo's Birthday Song
(Sung to the tune that the hobbit band plays at the Long Awaited Party)

Where are the presents?
We're coming for the gifts!

Move back the tables
We're ready for some dan-cing!

Where is the cake,
Icing flowers with a bow?

It's a party--birthday party for Bil-bo!

Who all is coming
Were you invited too?

Will he tell stories
Of trolls, and dragons roaring?

Now where is Gandalf,
The man who makes the show!?

It's a party--birthday party for Bil-bo!

- Orlindall
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"Hope He doesn't See Me"
(to the tune of Sara B-something's "He Doesn't See Me")

(Frodo)
When I put the Ring on there's a blinding light
Like the fires in the heart of Mt. Doom
And I know it is he who made the Ring
But it's in my keeping
Hope He doesn't see me

When he whispers he bends me to his will
And I feel everything in me cry
There's a power in this Ring that I can't defeat
I haven't the strength
No, I haven't the strength

And the closer we come I can't help but hide
Terrorized by this shadow and voice
O'er his boundaries we passed in spite of the War
But this road I can't seem to cross

(Sam)
He has a way that surrounds him, that's elvish
With a knowledge that came out of fright
He is also so weak, and yet so strong
These things I can see
Cuz He doesn't see me
No, he doesn't see me

(Both)
The whole world we can change
If we just dare to try
But the cracks in the mountain are high

(Frodo)
When he fell to the cracks with a piercing cry
To the fires in the heart of Mt. Doom
And I know that he did what I could not do
Couldn't do it alone
Hope He didn't see me

Now I know He's seen me
Now He'll never see me
No, He'll never see me

- TheWhiteRider
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