To the Tune of: Rock n Roll Fantasy
Sway
New Horizons
Lullaby tune (tra la la low)
Shenandoah
Middle-Earth Fantasy (life after ROTK) Tune of Rock and Roll Fantasy by The Kinks
Hello Fran, hello PJ, hello New Line we used to say
Isn’t it strange, You seemed to changed
We’ve been through it all yet we’re still the same
And I know it’s a miracle, we still go, and for all we know
We might still have The Hobbit to go
Hello me, hello you, you say you want out
Want to start anew, throw in your handle
Break up the Fan Club, start a new life, be a new fan
But for all we know, we might still have The Hobbit to go
Before you go, there’s something you ought to know
There’s a guy lives near me, he lives for the Trilogy
He plays the DVD’s day and night
And when he feels down, he puts some Howard Shore on
And it makes him feel alright
And when he feels the world is closing in
He turns his MP3 way up high
He just spends his life, living in a Middle-Earth fantasy
He just spends his life, living on the edge of reality
He just spends his life, at the Prancing Pony
He just spends his life, living in a Middle-Earth fantasy
He just spends his life, living on the edge of reality
He just spends his life, at the Prancing Pony
He just spends his life, living in a Middle-Earth fantasy
Look, some inklings, look, some verse
You say there’s no karaoke left to rehearse
JRRT is dead, ROTK is done
You might be through but I’ve just begun
I don’t know, I feel free and I won’t let go
Before you go, there’s something you ought to know
Dan is The Man and he lives for our Memberships
It’s the only thing that gets him by
He’s watched us grow and he’s seen our goo glow
He’s seen us low and he’s seen us high
Oh, but you and me keep thinking
That the world’s just passing us by
I want to spend my life, living in a Middle-Earth fantasy
I want to spend my life living on the edge of reality
I want to spend my life, hangin’ in the Prancing Pony
I want to spend my life, living in a Middle-Earth fantasy...