Mrs. Pippin's Sung to the Tune of...


Title:
When Frodo Walks through M-E
Hobbitian Rhapsody
Wonderful Sam
Stand by Me, Sam
Da-Doo-Ron-Ron
So This is Christmas
Give a Little Bit
Gollum, the Hip-Hop Song

Sung to the Tune of:
You'll Never Walk Alone
Bohemian Rhapsody
Wonderful World
Stand By Me
Da-Doo-Ron-Ron
War is Over
Give a Little Bit
(unknown)



When Frodo Walks Through ME
(to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)

When Frodo walks through ME
He had to held his hands tight
Because this One Ring, he had to hide
At the end of the way
There's a go-golden eye
Evil Sauron and why?
Hold on, while you walk
Hold on and don't talk
For your friend is here to hol-hold
Hold on...hold on-oho-on
With hope in your heart
And you don't destroy it alone
You don't destroy it alone
Hold on, hold on-oho-on
You know in your hart
That the Ring won't exist long
The Ring won't exist long


Hobbitian Rhapsody
(of course the theme from Bohemian rhapsody, but I only used the first part)

(Star with Sauron minutes before he was gone forever)

Is this the real quest
Is it just fantasy
Caught in a dark night
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look into the Ring and see

I'm just a dark Lord
I need no sympathy because I
Because I
Easy see. easy wait
For my Ring, it is not too late
Anyway the Ring is
Nothing really matter to me..to me

(Frodo's part)
Bilbo, I destroyed the ring
Gollum grabbed it from my hand
It happened in Mordor land
Bilbo, ow-oh-oh-oh
I didn't mean to make you cry
Th Ring has been gone away forever
It's destroyed, it's destroyed
So anything will get better

(second part)
Alright everybody, My time has come
I 'll sail away today
I cannot longer stay
Goodbye..oh-ow-oh-wo
Please don't cry my friends
For I will be healed now and forever
Gotta go, gotta go
Nothing here can heal me


Wonderful Sam
(Wonderful World by Sam Cooke)

Don't know much about ring's history
Don't know much about Sauronology
Don't know much about reading a book
But I know that I can cook
Mister Frodo you can count on me
And you know that I will always be
You wonderful Sam as you'll see me

I don't know much about immoratlity
Don't know much about the Elves we'll see
Don't know much about Moria
I don't know much, let me tell ya
but I do know what I will do
And if it is only watch over you
You're wonderful Sam I will be

Well, I don't plan to be the big hero
But I will try to be
For maybe by being a small hero maybe
So together we will safe Middle Earth you'll see

Don't know much about ring's history
Don't know much about Sauronology
Don't know much about reading a book
But I know that I can cook
Mister Frodo you can count on me
And you know that I will always be
You wonderful Sam as you'll see me.


Stand by Me, Sam
(to the tune of Stand by Me)

When the land is dark
And the sky is black
And the one eye is the only thing you'll see
No I won't be afraid
No I-I-I won't be afraid
Cause my Sam stands , stands by me

My gardener, gardener
Stands by me..oh-oh-oh
Stands by me oh-oh-oh Sam
Would you stand, stand by me

If the Tower we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the Eye would crumble to the sea
I won't cr, I won't cry
No I-I-I won't shed a tear
Cause my Sam will stand, stand by me

My gardener, gardener
Stands by me..oh-oh-oh
Stands by me oh-oh-oh Sam
Would you stand, stand by me



Da-doo-ron-ron
(Same song by the Chrystals)

I got him on the birthday of uncle Bilbo dear
Da-doo ron-ron-ron, da-doo ron-ron
Then Gandalf told me that I have to fear
Da-doo ron-ron-ron, da-doo ron-ron
Yeah, I loved it dear
Yeah, but I had to fear
Yeah, there was an evil power inside
Da-doo ron-ron-ron, da-doo ron-ron

I don't know what I was doing when I did decide
Da-doo ron-ron-ron, da-doo ron-ron
To destroy this ring quickly in the midlddle of the night
Da-doo ron-ron-ron, da-doo ron-ron
Yeah, I did decide
Yeah, I left in the night
Yeah, and now the ring is gone
Da-doo ron-ron-ron, da-doo ron-ron



So This is Christmas

Originally it is happy X-mas / War is over by John lennon and Yoko Ono


So this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
Without the ring it just begun
And so this is Christmas
Sam, now we have fun
Let's make it a hobbit one
Once weak and now strong

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Now this will be a good one
Without any Ring

And so this is Christmas
But not for Mordor
For the Middle Earth ones
The world once as so poor

And so happy Christmas
For small and for tall
For hairy feet and dwarvish beards
Finally the war stopped at all

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Now this will be a good one
Without any ring

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Sauron's time is over
And a new King has come

And so this is Christmas
Sam, we will have fun
The hobbits and Gondorians
Now we are finally one

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Now this will be a good one
Without any ring

War is over over
Sauron's defeated
War is over
Now...


Give a Little Bit
(to the tune of Supertramp's Give a Little Bit)

Give a little bit
Give a little bit of the Ring to me
Give a little bit
Give a litle bit of the Ring to me
There's so much Frodo and I do share
And it's not fair
Because the Ring is mine

Give a little bit
Give a little bit of the Precious to me
Give a little bit
Giv a little bit of the Precious to me
I found it many years ago
It left me and went to Bilbo
- MrsPippin



Gollum ...the hip hop song     
This is a tough one...

My nmame is Gollum and I live in a cave
I always fight with Samwise the Brave
He wants to cook things I don't like
Then I run off or I jump on my bike

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

A few years back I had this golden ring
I lost it but I started to sing
I always remember the name of the day
When stupid Bilbo Baggins took it away

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

So I went on a journey to find it back
If I find that Bilbo, I will break his neck
But instead of him I found others instead
It was Bilbo's nephew..Frodo Baggins instead

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

Day after day through difficulties we went
On his way to Mordor, Frodo was sent
By a wizard named Gandalf, Gandalf the grey
But he changed his name in white and so it will stay

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

Finally we made it I almost took the ring
But to take it from Frodo, it was another thing
So I sent sam away and took Frodo up
To the hole..the hole of Lady Shelob

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

But that stupid Hobbit, he was aware
And he accussed me, for not being fair
He escaped and was rescued by another Man
Although it was Sam the Hobbit ,who rescued him then

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

I later found them back,at the foot of Mount Doom
They thought they made it,but it was too soon
I went inside and I took the ring away
Now Frodo has nine fingers left to play

Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is tough
Gollum doesn't like it
Gollum is rough

Well, after I had taken it, I fell into the fire
The flames of Mount Doom went higher and higher
I came to the Devil, The Devil he was mad..
Now I have to cook and to wash and scrub the floors
TOO BAD!!!!

Gollum doesn't like it
But Gollum has no choice
Gollum has to listen
To the devils voice!!