ARARRAT
Two years more
Until we see the ship sail on the Sea
Credits roll on J.R.R.'s trilogy
Two times a day, it is no crime
See "Fellowship" for a 34th time
Two years more...
WARBIRD
I'm moderating every day.
What will I do when the movie's over?
PRIMULA
Two years more...
WARBIRD & ROSIE
The Ringers come here every day
Our green posts help keep them on-topic
GOLDBERRY
More top ten lists on my own
WARBIRD & ROSIE
Will I ever leave my desk?
VISON
Elanor's diary to be sharing
WARBIRD & ROSIE
I haven't seen the sun for days!
SKYBLY
Member profiles I must post
WARBIRD & ROSIE
Deleting pirate-copy threads
LIGHTPOET & POINTY-EARED TOOK
Verse and limericks to prepare
BLACK BREATHALIZER
More biting satire to compose
PRINCE IMRAHIL
Frodo sings Queen's "Rhapsody"
REDBEARD
Shall I add them to my scrapbook?
VARIOUS ORLI SWOONERS
I love dreamy Legolas!!!!!!!
WARBIRD & ROSIE
Don't make us tell you once again...
VARIOUS ORLI SWOONERS
But he's really very cute!!!!!
VARIOUS NON SWOONERS
Go drool on the "Fellowship" Board!
CHORUS OF NON-SWOONERS
No drool allowed
Only intelligent posts!!!
ARWEN75
Two years more
ANGRY PURIST
Two more years till this is over
Someone nip this in the bud
Tolkien's balrog has no wings
The lack of Bombadil's a dud
STEFBAGGINS
Two years more
VARIOUS NEWBIE BOARD MEMBERS
What was it Gandalf said?
On that bridge of dread?
Will he come back or is he really dead?
I am a newbie!
Haven't read the story
What is the release date for the DVD?
FAN CLUB CHARTER MEMBERS
Two years too long to see the end
(When's my packet gonna arrive?)
Which lithos will PJ send us?
(My name on all three DVD's)
Three thousand people can't be wrong
Three thousand people can't be wrong
Give Pete his golden statue now!
ELIJAH WOOD (stumbles onto board with rest of cast in disbelief)
Dear God these people
Have lost their minds!!!!!
ORLANDO BLOOM
Two years more
BILLY BOYD & DOMINIC MONAGHAN
We were unknown until today
With this film our careers have really started
SEAN ASTIN
I had to gain a bunch of weight
I got all buried in the snow
I had to drown in icy water
For the glory of this show
JOHN RHYS DAVIES
The dwarf-mask made my skin rebel!!!
IAN HOLM
Two years more
IAN MCKELLEN & CHRISTOPHER LEE
We really rocked in that wizards' duel
Even though we're "proper" Shakespeare actors
VIGGO MORTENSEN & SEAN BEAN
The year in New Zealand ended soon
We got to swordfight and ride horses
And left with a neat tatoo...
CATE BLANCHETT & LIV TYLER
We had pointy ears
Only girls in the flick
Elven princesses and seers
But our screen time is quick!
PETER JACKSON
Two years isn't that far away
Two Towers will be here in 345 days
Two Towers will be here in 345 days
ALL
In two years time we'll know what this director has in store
Two more films
Two more years
Two years more!!!!!