Two Years More

by Pippin's Scarf
TWO YEARS MORE

(The closing Act I song from Les Ringer-ables )
sung to the tune of "One Day More" from Les Miserables

ARARRAT
Two years more
Until we see the ship sail on the Sea
Credits roll on J.R.R.'s trilogy
Two times a day, it is no crime
See "Fellowship" for a 34th time
Two years more...

WARBIRD
I'm moderating every day.
What will I do when the movie's over?

PRIMULA
Two years more...

WARBIRD & ROSIE
The Ringers come here every day
Our green posts help keep them on-topic

GOLDBERRY
More top ten lists on my own

WARBIRD & ROSIE
Will I ever leave my desk?

VISON
Elanor's diary to be sharing

WARBIRD & ROSIE
I haven't seen the sun for days!

SKYBLY
Member profiles I must post

WARBIRD & ROSIE
Deleting pirate-copy threads

LIGHTPOET & POINTY-EARED TOOK
Verse and limericks to prepare

BLACK BREATHALIZER
More biting satire to compose

PRINCE IMRAHIL
Frodo sings Queen's "Rhapsody"

REDBEARD
Shall I add them to my scrapbook?

VARIOUS ORLI SWOONERS
I love dreamy Legolas!!!!!!!

WARBIRD & ROSIE
Don't make us tell you once again...

VARIOUS ORLI SWOONERS
But he's really very cute!!!!!

VARIOUS NON SWOONERS
Go drool on the "Fellowship" Board!

CHORUS OF NON-SWOONERS
No drool allowed
Only intelligent posts!!!

ARWEN75
Two years more

ANGRY PURIST
Two more years till this is over
Someone nip this in the bud
Tolkien's balrog has no wings
The lack of Bombadil's a dud

STEFBAGGINS
Two years more

VARIOUS NEWBIE BOARD MEMBERS
What was it Gandalf said?
On that bridge of dread?
Will he come back or is he really dead?
I am a newbie!
Haven't read the story
What is the release date for the DVD?

FAN CLUB CHARTER MEMBERS
Two years too long to see the end
(When's my packet gonna arrive?)
Which lithos will PJ send us?
(My name on all three DVD's)
Three thousand people can't be wrong
Three thousand people can't be wrong
Give Pete his golden statue now!

ELIJAH WOOD (stumbles onto board with rest of cast in disbelief)
Dear God these people
Have lost their minds!!!!!

ORLANDO BLOOM
Two years more

BILLY BOYD & DOMINIC MONAGHAN
We were unknown until today
With this film our careers have really started

SEAN ASTIN
I had to gain a bunch of weight
I got all buried in the snow
I had to drown in icy water
For the glory of this show

JOHN RHYS DAVIES
The dwarf-mask made my skin rebel!!!

IAN HOLM
Two years more

IAN MCKELLEN & CHRISTOPHER LEE
We really rocked in that wizards' duel
Even though we're "proper" Shakespeare actors

VIGGO MORTENSEN & SEAN BEAN
The year in New Zealand ended soon
We got to swordfight and ride horses
And left with a neat tatoo...

CATE BLANCHETT & LIV TYLER
We had pointy ears
Only girls in the flick
Elven princesses and seers
But our screen time is quick!

PETER JACKSON
Two years isn't that far away
Two Towers will be here in 345 days
Two Towers will be here in 345 days

ALL
In two years time we'll know what this director has in store
Two more films
Two more years
Two years more!!!!!