Duet Two It
I'm an Elf, whoa-oh! from the faraway Green
Oh, yes, I'm an Elf--like you've never seen
No matter how much fightin' I do--I'm always clean!
I'm a Dwarf, oh lord! I'm a Dwarf from the North
I'm as tough as they come, yes, and I carry my worth
Though it is said that I lack a degree of mirth...
We're stuck with each other, bound together in need
Gotta put up with each other, if Middle-earth's to be freed...
But that don't mean we got to like each other, no indeed!
--cha cha cha!
*RW flips through her collection of blues
albums - HOWLING HALDIR - ROSIE COTTON'S LAMENT - BOROMIR'S BLUES - THE
STEWARDS STOMP - MORDOR RAG - ORC'IN AT THE ORTHANC - MATHOM MALADY
MELODY- ... pulls out her copy of ROCKIN' WITH GORBAG and THE
ORC-ETTES, adjusts her earphones... presses PLAY*
They're Throwin' rocks at me mama, Throwin' rocks all the time
They're throwin' rocks at me mama, Say the fault is all mine
Guess I shoulda' left those heads on... oh what fun, I'm such slime
*You so right brother*
Minas Tirith in terror, I'm a creep in my prime *say it again, man*
Minas Tirith in terror, Total war, so sublime *HAH!*
That's why they throw those rocks , mama... I'm a creep in my prime.
*JUST THEN!... An enormous bolder crashes through RW's window
0.0 ... She sees her record player is shattered ... and decides to give up the blues! :-D
VIGGO PETER MORTENSEN
For whom so many have a yen
Of whom, oh millions, must have dreamt
Unwashed, unshaven, most unkempt
John Ronald Tolkien
With words made a scene.
With characters full of grit
Though never of poor Figwit.
Clerihews for those "others"...
Skewed and bleary,
Burping carrot inside Bree,
Looks a lot like somebody... ;-)
Many fans for lookin' fine,
Won "My Lady!" for his line.
Much in need-a,
Rick-cot-tree that burnin' gig,
Would ride off, but horse "too big!"
Something that is never eaten,
Not when mashed, or fried or beaten,
Wouldn't even put my feet in:
Stupid Hobbit's taters!
Not a food that I'll be eatin'
Drop them into Craters!
- Doctor Gamgee
a discussion upon the rough draft of the Hobbit, in which Gandalf's
orginal name was Bladorthin, and the HoME books, with Bingo and
A Rough (Draft) Start
'A great adventure shall begin,
I'm sure you'll see it through,'
Quoth grey-bearded Bladorthin,
And booted Bingo too.
'Don't leave me out!' cried Odo then,
'Schizophrenic though I be,
I'll be beside you all the way,
For there's so much of me.'