She lives in the Ephel Dúath
And you really need to hear this.
With the name of Lady Shelob,
She made me quake and sob
When she offered up a little kiss.
Now I really couldn't refuse her
Though spiders I don't prefer.
But those eyes they did sparkle
And her legs are a wondrous marvel.
As she neared I could hear a purr!
To this day I still recall
That with my back against a wall,
A Lady gave me a little nip
And taking just a tiny sip
For me was enough to enthral.
Now, please follows us up these stairs
With luck She'll find you unawares.
Cuz for now they has The Precious.
What we's up to they can only guesses.
By tomorrow it won't be theirs.