A Dwarf's Beard

LotR Object: Gimli's beard.

Oh, his beard is thick and gruff,
Is certainly long enough
Cares for and braids it
Gimli, he tames it
A Dwarf's beard is oh so tough

My mother's beard is the same
Though I¹d never make the claim
That mine is much better,
Her's looks like a sweater
Don¹t want mine shaved off again!

- Tori*Took