For "V" was blotto
Until at last it all came clear
Her true love was Faramir.
LIV TYLER'S love was Aragorn
To kingly duties he was born
He needed her right by his side
His lovely, steadfast, Elven Bride
SIR IAN McKELLEN
So what will we dwell on?
His GANDALF iconic?
His talent Byronic?
BILLY BOYD sang for Faramir
In a voice so sweet and clear
That wasn't heard by Denethor
Who just kept eating, more and more
He was our favorite "stunty"
So tall he is (well gosh, gee whiz) he makes us all look runty
Paragon, NZ son
He wanders with bare feetsies
The films he makes are treatsies
SEAN ASTIN (he played Samwise)
A hobbit dressed in elf-guise
He helped his Frodo "do" the Ring
And then was bowed to by a king
My, he was good
When he played darling FRODO
( Those eyes, like lanterns, would beam out if he played Quasimodo.)