| Aragorn Bilbo Boromir Ent-draught The Fellowship Frodo Gandalf Gimli Gollum Grima |
Legolas Merry Miruvor Old Gaffer's Brew Pippin The Ring Samwise Shelob |
Valorous, valorous
Frodo the Ringbearer
Undeviatingly
Seeking the rift.
Evil inheritance
Resistability
Coincidentally
Came with the gift.
Grippery, Frippery.
One Ring to rule them all
Anthropomorphical
Small golden knot.
Where would we be sans its
Megalomaniacal
Circumlocutional
Part of the plot?
Frying-pan, frying-pan.
Samwise the Gardener
Gastrointestinal
Cook of the team.
Thus Gollum found his own
Unceremonious
Duplicate leverets
Served up with steam.
Pippin
Pipatwee, pippadee.
Peregrin, foolish Took
Counterintuitive
Member of Nine.
But they, in spite of his
Idiosyncratic
Counterintelligence,
Liked him just fine.
Overlook, overlook.
Merry the Brandybuck;
Weapon in hand, Nazgul
Stabbed in a whirl.
Being so short gave him
Juxtapositional
Superiority
Better than girls.
Namealot, namealot.
Aragorn Elessar,
Octingentenary
King of the land.
Lasting so long gave his
Paterfamilias
Resplendent sovereignty
Fresh and not canned.
Boastabit, Roastabit.
Boromir Stewardson,
Chances at glory he
Never would shun.
Grabbing at jewelry his
Arrogativical
Incapability
Saw it was done.
Legolas
Elvisheyes, Schmelvisheyes
Legolas Green-of-leaf
Undecomposable
Springy and svelte.
Shot from his bow with his
Pliant agility,
Defensibility
Orcs always felt.
Gandalf
Pointy hat, pointy hat.
Mithrandir, Pilgrim Grey
Advisability
Always his plan.
Expert at using his
Equivocational
Ethnopsychology
Down to the man.
Bilbo
Walkabout, talkabout
Bilbo of Hobbiton
Wrote a Red Book that was
Second to none.
Ah what a shame that his
Multilinguistical,
Protocanonical
Adventure’s done.
Smeagolly, Deagolly
Gollum the piscator
Kleptomaniacally
Followed the Ring.
In spite of his sounding
Onomatopoeic,
He paradoxically
Hated the thing.
Grima
Slimiest, timiest
Grima the Wormytongued
Slithering all round
The Rohan King’s ear.
Filled with this oily
Palatability
Antivermicular
Measures he feared.
Shelob
Lotsowebs, blotsowebs
Shelob Ungoliant.
Arachnological
Problem to stew:
Hobbit holes had made her
Co-conspirtorial
Digestibility
Harder to do.
The Fellowship
Overhills, roverhills
Nine of the Fellowship;
Conviviality
Second to none.
Arrayed in arms all their
Paraphernalia’s
Aggregate quantity
Made it more fun.
Bubbily-flubbily
Foaming up Gaffer's brew
Fizzing through Bilbo,
Birthday guests too.
Effersovecently, alcoholescently
Giving the world
A rosier view.
Wellinghall swellinghall,
End-draughts aswilling now
Here are two hobbits
With quick-curling hair,
Antiquiescently and adolescently
Growing and glowing
With root-drunken flair.
Miruvor hiruvor
Elrond's own recipe,
Marvelous warming
(But secretive) drink.
Most interestingly and most especially
Sometimes more powerful
Than theeple pink.
