Nine Double-Dactyls for the Race of Men


Frown-upon, Down-upon
Denethor's youngest son
Keeping his promises
Taking the rap
Denethor thought him the
Weaker of his two sons
Uninspirational
Silly young sap!


Little Bro, Little bro
Faramir Steward's Son
The younger brother of
Dear Boromir
Brave and courageous his
Ideological
Verisimilitude
Makes him more dear

Funeral pyre Funeral pyre
Denethor's Faramir
Wounded in battle and
Now going to burn
Last-minute rescue from
Steward's insanity
Heroicomical
It's Pippin's turn!


Notable, dote-able
Captain of Gondor Young
Faramir's dripping with
Nobless oblige
Ideological
Tells Aragorn that "the
Kingdom of Gondor's yours
Take it, my liege!"


Higgledy Piggeldy
Faramir Younger Son
Loves doing research, his
Head in a book
Boromir thinks that his
Abecedarian
Circumlocution is
Gobbledegook


Jiggery Pokery
Our Captain Faramir
By his own father he's
Misunderstood
Good with an arrow for
Defensibility
Dresses in green, but he's
Not Robin Hood


Ranger-green Ranger-green
Faramir of Gondor
Showed his great worth while in
Ithilien
"Letting you go would be
Unconstitutional
I'll get in trouble," he
Said with a grin.


Lover boy, lover boy
Faramir of Gondor's
Charming demeanor is
Good for a start
Aragorn's awesome but
Incomprehensibly
Faramir's the one in
Eowyn's heart


Faramir Faramir
Boromir's little bro
Looks oh so dashing with
Light wavy curls
Unegotistical
Attitude gives him an
Incomprehensible
Sway over girls!
- onónë