Take off your feather, Robin Smallburrow!
What do you mean, stopping Mr Frodo!
Do you know whither he has been?
Have you news in your small ears
Of the Adventures he has seen?
Did you hear at the Green Dragon
How he brought doom to the One Ring,
Or how flying from the Shire
He was smitten by the Witchking?
Did you not know?
You know only straying cows
And Rules that you don't like
Enforcing them on your own folk;
I suggest you go on strike!
Take off your feather, Robin Smallburrow
And follow where Mr Frodo leads
He will free the Shire from these foul Men
And undo their wicked deeds!
The Shire is for Hobbits
And with Sharky we will settle the score
Cause if there's one thing I have learned
Some things are worth fighting for!