Ah
yes, his fireworks...
There once was a tale, it was knowed,
Of a ship filled with crackers all stowed,
But alas for the snackers,
For the wrong kind of 'crackers' -
And the whole thing did shortly explode!
When the second ship was finally built,
And that wizard came round despite guilt,
The Elves searched his pockets,
His bags and his lockets,
And still found them with fireworks fill-t.
- Primula
The white ships sail into the harbour,
All the sailors then rush to the barber.
But Cirdan is bearded
Or at least so I've hearded,
And he thinks they look better when they are hairy and have long beards
and what not.
- vison