Frodo, our hero, is nifty
He’s come up against villains most shifty
In spite of the hype
I’ve got one small gripe:
In the book he’s supposed to be 50!
There once was a hobbit in Bree
Who told a Ranger, "Let me be!"
The Ranger was tough:
"You're not frightened enough!
It's no trinket, this thing you carry!"
There once was a small merry band
Who roamed about over the land
Sam wanted to cook.,
But Frodo said, "Look:
Lembas -- the only food left that's not canned!"
- onone
Through the cracks of Mount Doom
With hatred and cruelty it did fume
Where the One Ring was to be destroyed
Thus a hobbit for the journey was deployed
As a piece of his soul it did consume.
The One Ring - prize of the Eye
Into a hobbit's life it did pry
It became Frodo's burden to bare
At it often he would stare
And to him everyone became a spy.
There was a hobbit named Frodo
Who received a Ring that brought him much woe
He journeyed from the Shire to Rivendell
Then to the Black Gates of hell
Which gave him freedom from the foe.
Wounds received along the way
With him great pain would stay
But to the West he would cross
Which healed the pain and the loss
And for this we remember him to this day.
Through the cracks of Mount Doom
With hatred and cruelty it did fume
Where the One Ring was to be destroyed
Thus a hobbit for the journey was deployed
As a piece of his soul it did consume.
The One Ring - prize of the Eye
Into a hobbit's life it did pry
It became Frodo's burden to bare
At it often he would stare
And to him everyone became a spy.
There was a hobbit named Frodo
Who received a Ring that brought him much woe
He journeyed from the Shire to Rivendell
Then to the Black Gates of hell
Which gave him freedom from the foe.
Wounds received along the way
With him great pain would stay
But to the West he would cross
Which healed the pain and the loss
And for this we remember him to this day.
- Texas Hobbit
there once was a hobbit of shire
whose ring he did not desire
he walked a long ways
to the fiery haze
and those are the events that transpired!!!
A Great Eye always looking for me
When of this torment shall I be free ?
Now his gaze pierced my chest
Didn't I do my best ?
Please leave me be, my dear Sam, and flee !
The power of the Ring leeched
His mind, body, and soul breeched
Drop of life hangs by a thread
Just a few more steps to tread
Quite a lesson his love does teach.
A little ole girl from Algiers
Read three Tolkien books in 10 years
After three years exact
She paused to extract
The spiderwebs out of her ears
White shadow, bright and soft, also tender
Feeling this love, I do feel better
...Tis dream, my eyes fool me !
He who fell now with me ?
Am I dead or is the world brighter ?
A Hobbit named Frodo I am
With my partner and dearest friend Sam
We went to Mt. Doom
To toss an heirloom
Then came back for some mushrooms and ham
I wander through wastelands of ash
With a burden that cuts like a lash
My feet are unsteady
For this I’m not ready
Adventures are rather quite rash!
or an alternate last line -
I’ll make it with one final dash
whose ring he did not desire
he walked a long ways
to the fiery haze
and those are the events that transpired!!!
- haldir27
a nine fingered hobbit frodo became
he lost his 10th finger in pain
gollum took a good bite
during their fight
to steal the ring for his own gain
frodo said goodbye to his man sam
after sam packed for miles his pans
they parted the way
on a grey haven day
and sam became his own man
sam cradles elijah in despair
he hugs him and strokes his hair
then carries him up the hill
till frodo regains his will
and enters Mnt doom's lair
when the cave troll tried to squish
frodo flopped around like a fish
when shelob stung him
he did it again
he flops as good as you could wish
"that blow would have skewered a wild boar"
"to this hobbit there is something more"
a mithril shirt, it was known
the one that bilbo did own
that kept him from being gored.
he lost his 10th finger in pain
gollum took a good bite
during their fight
to steal the ring for his own gain
frodo said goodbye to his man sam
after sam packed for miles his pans
they parted the way
on a grey haven day
and sam became his own man
sam cradles elijah in despair
he hugs him and strokes his hair
then carries him up the hill
till frodo regains his will
and enters Mnt doom's lair
when the cave troll tried to squish
frodo flopped around like a fish
when shelob stung him
he did it again
he flops as good as you could wish
"that blow would have skewered a wild boar"
"to this hobbit there is something more"
a mithril shirt, it was known
the one that bilbo did own
that kept him from being gored.
- boriel
A hobbit named Frodo one day
Had to hurry along a dark way
He said, "I'm a-feared,
By Ol' Gandalf's beard,
If this doesn't work, he'll sure pay!"
A lad with dark curls and cute ears
But old for one of so few years
Played a role quite complex
That he won our respect(s)
And his eyes can bring fan girls to tears!
Frodo and Sam were best friends
The Ring they destroyed made ammends
Then they came back home
Only once more to roam
And that is where our dear tale ends
Had to hurry along a dark way
He said, "I'm a-feared,
By Ol' Gandalf's beard,
If this doesn't work, he'll sure pay!"
A lad with dark curls and cute ears
But old for one of so few years
Played a role quite complex
That he won our respect(s)
And his eyes can bring fan girls to tears!
Frodo and Sam were best friends
The Ring they destroyed made ammends
Then they came back home
Only once more to roam
And that is where our dear tale ends
- Onone
Frodo was the name of this hobbit
For great deeds he gained a habit
Before his wounds took hold
And Sam had to be bold
But for both, all would have said "that’s it"
True, more like an elf this hobbit was
Fair, and eyes bluer than ever was
This elf lady’s love he won
Whose heart each time weighs a ton
When (spare him !) he seems lost and forlorn
For great deeds he gained a habit
Before his wounds took hold
And Sam had to be bold
But for both, all would have said "that’s it"
True, more like an elf this hobbit was
Fair, and eyes bluer than ever was
This elf lady’s love he won
Whose heart each time weighs a ton
When (spare him !) he seems lost and forlorn
-She-Elf
Frodo the hobbit was he
Who traveled from mountains to sea
But in between
He tossed in the ring
And sailed off to eternity
For Christmas I got the One Ring,
But invisibility isn’t its thing,
I’d first put it on
Then think, “something wrong”
For I’m here, and I’m not disappearing!!
Who traveled from mountains to sea
But in between
He tossed in the ring
And sailed off to eternity
For Christmas I got the One Ring,
But invisibility isn’t its thing,
I’d first put it on
Then think, “something wrong”
For I’m here, and I’m not disappearing!!
-pi
They tell an ancient rhyme,
Starting, as always, "Once upon a time"
A hobbit named Frodo,
And friend, Sam, They did go,
To destroy Sauron's 'Reign of Crime'
Frodo took the golden ring,
Stating bravely, "I can do this thing"
"Tho' I do not know the way,"
"And there be many orcs to slay."
"Before Gondor sees, 'The Return of the King!"
Oh once there was a 'quest'
To destroy ol' Sauron's best.
He did make the 'ONE RING'
In hopes he could be King,
But Stider kicked him in the chest!
Oh Frodo was such a brave lad
When he left all his friends were sad
But, one thing he did right
Trashed that ol' ring out of sight
And you can bet that Sauron was MAD!
There once was a creature named 'Gollum'
Told Frodo and Sam to just 'follow' um'
Deep in the ol' Spider's Lair
Where they fell into despair
As Gollum told her to 'swallow' um!
Limericks of Frodo are fun,
Whether writing for many or none
The fun is the rhyme
and the words placed in time
Will be great until we're all done!
The evil dark lord Sauron said
The wearer of my ring in my stead
Just kidding - I'm messing with your head!
He did the best that he could
And his best was more than pretty good
He dropped the ring in
To the lava it spinned
now he's played by Elijah the Wood!!
Frodo's a man, (of a sort)
Who's left us, it's sad to report.
But his job he did,
From Sauron he hid,
Now with fellow ringers I retort!!
Frodo a merry young rider
stuck his sword in the cloak of a rider
a trolls foot he tore
and orcs by the score
but couldn't prick shelob the spider
A hobbit took on a great task
Now, what is a hobbit, you ask.
They're really quite sweet
with big, hairy feet
And the Ol' Gaffer's home brew in a flask.
A schitzo named Gollum realized
that gone was the one thing he prized
He must get the Ring
From Frodo and Sting
but the sunlight was hard on his eyes.
Our limericks are punny at best
to their silliness we all attest
our well-worn rhyme
was used many a time
yet we continue on our random quest
Two hobbits went to Mount Doom
Tho' they could barely see thru the gloom
Frodo did not want to linger
After Gollum bit off his finger
So the Eagles came by with a 'zoom'
Oh, once there was a little ring
Made even a short hobbit sing
He dumped it in the fire
And he did'nt expire
Cause ol' Gollum jumped like a spring!
Oh Frodo wanted to be 'Lord of the Ring'
As he fought all the orcs with his 'Sting'
But, Gollum got him underneath,
And bit the precious with his teeth,
And poor 'Fingerless Frodo' took a 'spin'
A Hobbit can seem rather small
They're 2 to 4 feet, after all.
But just look what he did
Frodo isn't a kid,
In the end, he looks rather tall.
Frodo Baggins was a fine hobbit gent,
who on a great quest Gandalf sent.
He had not a clue,
what he was to do,
but regardless of this he still went!
Starting, as always, "Once upon a time"
A hobbit named Frodo,
And friend, Sam, They did go,
To destroy Sauron's 'Reign of Crime'
Frodo took the golden ring,
Stating bravely, "I can do this thing"
"Tho' I do not know the way,"
"And there be many orcs to slay."
"Before Gondor sees, 'The Return of the King!"
Oh once there was a 'quest'
To destroy ol' Sauron's best.
He did make the 'ONE RING'
In hopes he could be King,
But Stider kicked him in the chest!
Oh Frodo was such a brave lad
When he left all his friends were sad
But, one thing he did right
Trashed that ol' ring out of sight
And you can bet that Sauron was MAD!
There once was a creature named 'Gollum'
Told Frodo and Sam to just 'follow' um'
Deep in the ol' Spider's Lair
Where they fell into despair
As Gollum told her to 'swallow' um!
- Shelob
Limericks of Frodo are fun,
Whether writing for many or none
The fun is the rhyme
and the words placed in time
Will be great until we're all done!
The evil dark lord Sauron said
The wearer of my ring in my stead
Will my wrath you'll reap
For it you can't keep
Just kidding - I'm messing with your head!
He did the best that he could
And his best was more than pretty good
He dropped the ring in
To the lava it spinned
now he's played by Elijah the Wood!!
Frodo's a man, (of a sort)
Who's left us, it's sad to report.
But his job he did,
From Sauron he hid,
Now with fellow ringers I retort!!
- pi
Frodo a merry young rider
stuck his sword in the cloak of a rider
a trolls foot he tore
and orcs by the score
but couldn't prick shelob the spider
-dandy
A hobbit took on a great task
Now, what is a hobbit, you ask.
They're really quite sweet
with big, hairy feet
And the Ol' Gaffer's home brew in a flask.
A schitzo named Gollum realized
that gone was the one thing he prized
He must get the Ring
From Frodo and Sting
but the sunlight was hard on his eyes.
Our limericks are punny at best
to their silliness we all attest
our well-worn rhyme
was used many a time
yet we continue on our random quest
- Onone
Two hobbits went to Mount Doom
Tho' they could barely see thru the gloom
Frodo did not want to linger
After Gollum bit off his finger
So the Eagles came by with a 'zoom'
Oh, once there was a little ring
Made even a short hobbit sing
He dumped it in the fire
And he did'nt expire
Cause ol' Gollum jumped like a spring!
Oh Frodo wanted to be 'Lord of the Ring'
As he fought all the orcs with his 'Sting'
But, Gollum got him underneath,
And bit the precious with his teeth,
And poor 'Fingerless Frodo' took a 'spin'
- Shelob
A Hobbit can seem rather small
They're 2 to 4 feet, after all.
But just look what he did
Frodo isn't a kid,
In the end, he looks rather tall.
- pi
Frodo Baggins was a fine hobbit gent,
who on a great quest Gandalf sent.
He had not a clue,
what he was to do,
but regardless of this he still went!
- The Foe Hammer
A Great Eye always looking for me
When of this torment shall I be free ?
Now his gaze pierced my chest
Didn't I do my best ?
Please leave me be, my dear Sam, and flee !
- She-Elf
The power of the Ring leeched
His mind, body, and soul breeched
Drop of life hangs by a thread
Just a few more steps to tread
Quite a lesson his love does teach.
- TexasHobbit
A little ole girl from Algiers
Read three Tolkien books in 10 years
After three years exact
She paused to extract
The spiderwebs out of her ears
- starlinguk
White shadow, bright and soft, also tender
Feeling this love, I do feel better
...Tis dream, my eyes fool me !
He who fell now with me ?
Am I dead or is the world brighter ?
- She-Elf
A Hobbit named Frodo I am
With my partner and dearest friend Sam
We went to Mt. Doom
To toss an heirloom
Then came back for some mushrooms and ham
I wander through wastelands of ash
With a burden that cuts like a lash
My feet are unsteady
For this I’m not ready
Adventures are rather quite rash!
or an alternate last line -
I’ll make it with one final dash
- Bregalad
