Double-Dactyls for Frodo


Hope

Ring-bearer, Spring-bearer,
Bringer of better days,
Suffering still in your
private despair:
Drift away, swift away
Oceanographically.
Healing will find you in
Valinor fair.

- Mrs. Frodo

Frodo B, bodofree
Ringbearer, woe to thee
Carrying doom to the
Nasty One Ring
Makes his way carefully
Vulcanocentrically
Sacrificed fatefully
Returning the King
- Lothithil

Onone's Double Dactyls for Frodo

Hobbity, hobbity
Drogo’s Son, Frodo Fair
Mission impossible
He had to try
Steadfast and ethically
Deontological
More to this dear hobbit
Than meets the eye



Jiggery Pokery
Ringbearer of the Shire
Sensible Hobbit and
Ol’ Bilbo’s heir
Axiomatical
Respectability
Till Bilbo left him this
Old Ring to wear



Silliness Dilliness
Frodo/Elijah Wood
THE’s heartthrob and
Lithy-Q’s swoon
Quite a good actor and
Incontrovertibly
Rather good-looking, but
Can the boy croon?



Hobbity Dobbity
Frodo, the Ringbearer
Mercy he showed to one
Others despise
Marvelous at making
Sentimentality
If you dare doubt me, just
Look in Those Eyes!



Ring-a-ling Ding-a-ling
Frodo the Short and Sweet
Fed up with elf and dwarf
Games that they play
Ideological
Superiority
I’ll take the Ring, though I
Don’t know the way!



Hobbit-lad, Dobbit-lad
Frodo, Old Drogo’s Son
Nephew to Dear Bilbo
Hobbit most bold
Went on a quest at the
Same age as Bilbo did:
Quinquagenarian
Fifty years old



Pitiful Didiful
Frodo, the Blue of Eyes
Heart-rending character
Pathos provoked
Arousing females to
Sentimentality
Burden too heavy so
Seldom he joked



Fearfully dearfully
Dear Mr. Underhill
Started a song to tell
Pippin beware
Drawing attention was
Counterintuitive
A little stupid to
Leap in the air
- Onone

Frodo-lad, odo-cad
Best hobbit in the Shire
Wizard agreed with me
You are my heir

I must away from here
Escape the relatives
Adventuristicly
Going back there
- Lothithil

Frodo

Valorous, valorous
Frodo the Ringbearer
Undeviatingly
Seeking the rift.
Evil inheritance
Resistability
Coincidentally
Came with the gift.

 -Primula


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