“Gah!” gargled Galadriel, greeting graciously whilst galloping
gorgeously in gossamer gown. “Get going! Gag-worthy ghouls and goblins
grievously gather. Gad not! Goof not! Gallivant great goers,
gather grub, gather gear - go to grey gosling gunboats, goodbye!”
“Crud!” cried Celeborn crankily. “Chimerical conjuror cut class, can’t
cross-examine him, can’t collect clues! Caught caseload of choleric,
combustible, conflagrant colossus, causing categorical career change to
crispy critter, correct?”
“Carrion.” confirmed Chiefton, crestfallen. “Couldn’t cross chasm,
crumbly construction crudely cracked. Crashed, croaked.”
“Confounded creepy creature,” carped Celeborn. “Can’t cope.”
“Come, come, Consort” comforted comely cohabitant companion. “I
conjecture a classy comeback. ”
Little lodgers languished, lapped-up leaves of
lembas; latent
longings for lard led to large, lurid loops of lingual lunching, lousy
with luxurious
leavening. Lorien’s leaseholding
leaf-leapers loaded lots, but lodgers left little.
“Leapin’ lizards!” laughed the lithely lumbering
legion of
lightly laced Legolas-lookalikes, later. “Lembas loads look like
leftovers!
Look, Lady!”
Lady laughed. “La! Looks like little lodgers
legitimately
love Lorien lembas!”
- Primula
Merry Mithlond! Most mnemonics meant for Mithlond moan of melancholy
and moping. Missing merry, mirthful Mithlond most merely mumble
amid a morass of marshmallowy, mucky, muggy moods. Morosely
miserable mournfulness might master many millenia of minutes, memorials
to mobs of magical mages and mannerly musical models, but merriness is
more moving. Mithlond, many manned mariners migrate, moving
moreover to mansions immutable - may melodies mingle mainly in mirth, o
meritricious mood!
- Primula
Eagle-eyed Elladan and Elrohir, ever ending up entrapped in an
equivalent existence, exhorted their Executive Elf to exculpate them,
but excessively effeminate Arwen, elegantly exquisite, ensured an
encouraging expository to Elrond, endowing each an equally erroneous
epic edge in the extolled encomium as exacted ,ex gratia, en famille,
their expedient exploratory exits.
Elrond exacted an expedition, Elladan and Elrohir ensuring edgy
external evil eschewed every Elven environment, ensuring entropic ends.
- Primula