The Biscuit Orc by Ringwraith-Wife  (2008)

It's snowing here still... and I have no gingerbread mix, or jelly beans or pretzels or... let's put it this way... the cupboard is kinda bare.
So... what can I make? All I have is ... hmmm. I wonder.
Without further ado... for your entertainment (NOT a contest entry)...

Made from Bisquick, CocoaPuffs, Tea, cooked (BURNT) and uncooked Pasta, pickles, pimento and bologna...
and because the bisquick nose burned to a char... a Tetley Tea premium...as a nose... (the green parrot) ... and a dried flower or two.