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Grima and Saruman on the balcony

Grima: Yes, your honor, I do understand the charges... and...
by the way, could I get a different court appointed attorney?

- Lindorie


Don't look now, old man, but I think we're headed for Oz! - Lindorie

Grima: "I thought only Moses could part the Red Sea!" - Mrs. LGreenleaf

Picture it, Grima . . . fuschia bunting and Laurel Sprigs! Arwen was so lucky that Isengard wasn't booked for the reception! - Doctor Gamgee

Uh....you did tell them they are on our side, right boss? - Lindorie

Saruman sir, I think the golf ball goes on the tee not on the putter. - Samsmissy

Welcome to Orthanc's first Bachelor Auction!  - Traevynn

I'll take Door #2....no, no make that #3. No, #2.... - Lindorie


Theoden leading the Rohirrim

"...duck... duck... duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!"
- Daughter of Kings


"Move those spears out of the way! I'm trying not to hit you!" - Laiquendi

"I said WHOA, not GO!!!! - Lindorie

Mare#1: I love a stallion in leather, don't you, Flo?
Mare#2: Ooooh that Snowmane...he's such a stud! - Lindorie

"How many times do I have to tell you boys to put those sticks down!! Don't you know you could put an eye out with one of those??!!" - Frodosmiss

Horse Theoden is riding on: "Great, my helmet is crooked..." - MrsLGreenleaf

Oh, dear. I ... I just ... swallowed a bug! - gentle-giant

"Put down those sticks. I said 'Come follow!' not 'Marshmallow!'" - Primula

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Who ever decided riding horses in armor was a good idea needs to be beheaded!" - Belladonnatook

*Grover yell* - Firiel

TAG!! You're it! (Or were we on Tig?) - Frodsomiss

I pick you, you, you and you. You and you.......... - Strange Elf



The Stewards in Osgiliath