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Grima and Saruman on the balcony

Grima: Yes, your honor, I do understand the charges... and...by the way, could I get a different court appointed attorney?   - Lindorie


Don't look now, old man, but I think we're headed for Oz! - Lindorie

 Grima: "I thought only Moses could part the Red Sea!" - Mrs. LGreenleaf

Picture it, Grima . . . fuschia bunting and Laurel Sprigs! Arwen was so lucky that Isengard wasn't booked for the reception! - Doctor Gamgee

 Uh....you did tell them they are on our side, right boss? - Lindorie

Saruman sir, I think the golf ball goes on the tee not on the putter. - Samsmissy

Welcome to Orthanc's first Bachelor Auction!  - Traevynn

 I'll take Door #2....no, no make that #3. No, #2.... - Lindorie


Theoden leading the Rohirrim

"...duck... duck... duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!" - Daughter of Kings

"Move those spears out of the way! I'm trying not to hit you!" - Laiquendi

 "I said WHOA, not GO!!!! - Lindorie

 Mare#1: I love a stallion in leather, don't you, Flo?
Mare#2: Ooooh that Snowmane...he's such a stud! - Lindorie

 "How many times do I have to tell you boys to put those sticks down!! Don't you know you could put an eye out with one of those??!!" - Frodosmiss

 Horse Theoden is riding on: "Great, my helmet is crooked..." - MrsLGreenleaf

Oh, dear. I ... I just ... swallowed a bug! - gentle-giant

 "Put down those sticks. I said 'Come follow!' not 'Marshmallow!'" - Primula

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Who ever decided riding horses in armor was a good idea needs to be beheaded!" - Belladonnatook

 *Grover yell* - Firiel

TAG!! You're it! (Or were we on Tig?) - Frodsomiss

I pick you, you, you and you. You and you.......... - Strange Elf



The Stewards in Osgiliath

  Boromir to Faramir:  "Hide the rum!" - Fíriel

Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? - Doctor Gamgee

 "Father, we have retaken Imladris!"
"Though those Elves sure put up a fight, didn't they, bro?"
"That was Osgiliath you idiots!" - Primula

 Denethor: Faramir, are you still trying to act like those models?!
Faramir: Well...Boromir's wearing jeans!
Boromir: Well! So? Father's wearing a fur coat like an old man would in the summer! *gasp* Oh my word...did I just say that...
Denethor: *growl*
Boromir: Oh no...   - gustaf

 Faramir: Father's wearing my bathrobe again!
Boromir: Can't you take the time to dress him before you let him out?  - Evelyn

 Faramir: NO FAIR!! How come Boromir gets to wear that nice, shiny armour with that body protecting chainmail into battle and all I get is this cheap pleather vest and gauchos? When I put on the cloak you gave me, the guys call me Little Green Riding Hood! And look! You gave him a great, big, pointy sword and what did I get? "The Book of Witty Comebacks for the Sharp-tongued Man"!
Boromir: See?!? I told you! Dad always DID like me best! - Frodosmiss

 Faramir; Shhhhh, dad's coming!
Boromir; Father, we flipped a coin and decided that Faramir is going to Imladris.
Denethor; No, NO! I told you that coinflipping was banned in my kingdom! For your insolence YOU go to Imladris! Go! Get out of my sight! - Eärrámë

"Boromir, why did you let Faramir off of his leash?"
"He just looked like he needed a little exercise, Dad... you should see him fetch!" - Primula

 BOTH FARAMIR & BOROMIR: "Oh NO... not again!"
FARAMIR: "You walked here all the way from the Tower shower?"
BOROMIR: "Jeez, Dad, we've told you before... you REALLY need a belt on that bathrobe". - Ringwraith-Wife

 If he thinks he's coming out partying with us dressed like that, he's got another think coming!!! - Sylvania

"Boys! How many times have I forbidden you to sneak off to the ruins to smoke? Tonight you'll go to bed without your supper!"  - Lithilien Quicksilver


Merry & Pippin with orc head

You ordered head cheese?
Ew. That's not how my gammer made it...
- Primula

Pippin: I thought Maggot was just a farmers name! -Eärrámë

Merry: WOW! Just what I've always wanted! My own.... uh Orc... Head
Pippen: I wondered why the Christmas tree smelled so funny.  - Starflower

 Another victim falls to the Hobbit Breath. - Evelyn

 Merry: Frodo!!
Pippin: That time in Mordor was not good for your skin, was it? - Primula

 Orc: Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Pippin: Eeeeewwwww, nooo waay!!
Merry: That's the biggest goiter I've ever seen! - bregotamer

 Merry: Mushrooms! I can smell them in the dark, Pip.
Pip: Ewww, this batch feels funny...! - Bergil

 Pippin: Ummm...excuse me but you have a piece of lettuce stuck in your upper front teeth! - Dinledhwen

Merry and Pippin rushed to the dinner table, then were taken aback when they realized the centerpiece
was not orchids, as they had thought they'd heard, but orc heads.  - Lithilien Quicksilver

 Corpse: This does NOT look like a far green country under a swift sunrise! -Eärrámë

Pippin: What is that carved into his skull?
Merry: LEGOLAS 'hearts' GRISHNAK!?!
Grishnak: Don't speak his name........!!!!!!!! - bregotamer

 Blimey Pippin - If this is how you end up after the 'All you can eat for $5 buffet', don't think you get much of a bargain! - Sylvania

 Merry: Aaaauuuugggghhhh!
Pippin: Ghhhaaaaaaaaa!
Zombie: Braaaiiiiinnnnsssss...(notices Pippin)...ehhhh...Braaaiiiinnnnn... - -Eärrámë


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