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Arwen and Elrond hold hands in Rivendell

"One potato, two potato...."   - Firiel


Elrond: Arwen you really must start using that moisturizer I gave you, your cuticles are drying out!! - AnnaEstel

 Elrond: "Now darling, I know you're used to throwing yourself at the first avaliable man you see, but since the last one died of a heart attack I've been forced to show you how normal people say hello. This is called 'shaking their hand.' It may look like a hard art to master, but i'm confident we'll get away with fewer fatalities this time..." - Laiquendi

NARRATIVE: Totally disregarding his repeated pleas, Arwen adamantly refused to arise from the bed while teaching Elrond the "Rivendell Two-Step" ... further qualifying that she wasn't ABOUT do so until he stopped stepping on her toes with his knees .... - gentle-giant

 Egads! Your fate must be tied to the Ring; it didn't have any pulse either! - Evelyn

Elrond thinks **This thanksgiving I am thankful that next year my daughter's Husband can carve the turkey for 3 thousand guests!**
Says: I am happy that my little girl has found a man who can afford her thirteen dresses a day shopping habit. - Doctor Gamgee

Okay, Arwen, let's try this one more time. Clasp your hands together like this........here's the church....take your index fingers and put them up like this....here's the steeple....move your thumbs out....open the door....now wiggle your fingers....and see all the people!   - Frodosmiss

"I see a tall, dark-haired man in your future." - Traevynn
( ....and I believe he is in need of some shampoo. ) - Frodosmiss

 Liv stumbles over her line....realizing that Hugo has smeared her notes off her palm. - Overlithe

 Elrond: "Arwen~ that's not how it's done. You're supposed to clap my hands with your hands, not clasp my hands with your hands, while playing patty cake! Let's try it again...." - Frodosmiss

*Gasp* You have dishpan hands!  - Primula



Gandalf with coffee cup in Minas Tirith
Minas Tirith: Seven Stars and Seven Stones and one Soy Latte! - Doctor Gamgee


"Earl Grey? Earl Grey?!? Who the blankity-blank you think I am? Patrick Stewart?" - gentle-giant

 What with all these circular walls, did you know how far I had to walk to get to the only corner in Minas Tirith? - Bluebell

  "No, no, it is only in Rohan that they extend the pinky finger while quaffing their hot brews. Here in Minas Tirith it is the long-established tradition of the Men descended from Numenor to delicately hold their cups between thumb and forefinger thus, or so I have found in the library tomes. Much more refined, don't you agree?"  - Primula

"I'm sorry, Pippin! You KNOW I cannot save Minas Tirith from Sauron's army and stop Denethor from buring Faramir alive until I've had my morning coffee!! Now, get me a honey bun and be quick about it!" - Frodosmiss

What? ...it is tea time...at least in decent places.... - Overlithe

 A Wizard is never late. Especially when he brings your coffee. - Samsmissy
Shelob's face

 "Well ... it ALL seems a bit blurred ... but I'll give it a shot. I think the first row is ... E-E ... 3-3 ... B-B ... ???" - gentle-giant

**Ding Dong!!**
Shagrat! I think your date is here!

**Ding Dong!!**
Mordor Avon calling!

**Ding Dong!!**
Did someone here order a pizza with extra flies??

**Ding Dong!!**
Candy gram!  - Frodosmiss

 Tag! You're it! - Lindorie

"I'm ready for my close up, Mr DeMille" - Doctor Gamgee

 Now, look into my eyes...you are feeling very creepy...er...I mean SLEEPY....

 PJ to cameraman...."We might want to rethink that closeup..."  - Frodosmiss

 "Come on Legolas... Give us a big kiss!" - Laiquendi

 You should have seen the before pictures...  - Yaviel of Lorien

"I Spy, with my little eyes..." - Daughter of Kings

 Looking for cheap sunglasses, please... It's because of that awful bottled light, you know?! - Veline

 Hi! I'm your server tonight. Can I take your order? - Traevynn
( "I don't have much of an appetite right now ... thanks .... " - gentle-giant)

 You'd be a little grumpy, too if you just paid 1,000 quid for a waxing! - Lindorie

 Hey anyone seen my reading glasses? - Lady of Light

 "Oh man! Not again! Ewww! Helob! Get the insecticide! We've got hobbits in the cave again!!" - Frodosmiss

(PJ says)
"Well THAT explains the requisition from makeup for a weed trimmer!" - Doctor Gamgee

Aragorn & Arwen give athelas to Frodo
Aragorn and Arwen were both suprised to learn that Frodo wasn't a hobbit but an enting! - Dinledhwen


"Look! Lex Luthien must have been here. Kryptonite!" - Evelyn

You will eat your spinach and like it!  - Lithilien Quicksilver

"Do you want to come on our quest Arwen? This green leaf that Thranduil sent doesn't look like he will contribute very much" - Eärrámë

Aragorn (mumbling to self): Why can't he come out here and pick his own herbs....should'a left early this morning while I still had the chance......
Arwen: Look, stop mumbling, and let's just find "the perfect basil" for Daddy's marinara sauce before he has a fit. - bregotamer

Aragorn: It's much worse than I originally thought Arwen!
Arwen: Oh no! What else is plaguing this poor hobbit?
Aragorn: Dutch Elm Disease and from the look of this leaf a very advance case of it too!  - Dinledhwen

 "In the case of exposure to Black Breath, Morgul poison or other plagues from Mordor, please consult with your primary caregiver before taking, as extreme side effects may occur, including, but not limited to hallucinations, blurred vision, auditory disturbances and narcolepsy." - Fíriel

Arwen, whispers to Aragorn: I TOLD you not to put extra garlic on your Lembas! Your breath has knocked the poor little fella out!
Aragorn, to Frodo: Speak to me, Frodo! Don't let go! I 'll eat this fresh mint and all will be better! Can you hear me, Frodo?
Frodo, to himself: One leaf ain't enough to bring me back, my friend.... - Frodosmiss

 Arwen: Aragorn! Didn't I tell you that we need a sterile environment to work in?! You call this sterile? Mud, and unwashed hands after you uh...nevermind. Oh, and rotting corpses?
Aragorn: WHAT?!?!?!
Arwen: Yeah, umm...er...I mean that we're trying to...uh...stop that from...uh...happening. Which is why you need to follow my instructions!!!! - gustaf

If you don't eat this medicine like a good little halfling, Arwen here will plug your nose and force your mouth open.
Don't make me have to force you, Frodo, TAKE the medicine. - bregotamer



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